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The Flood / Re: Is Karma real?
« on: July 16, 2017, 09:16:49 AM »
Ahahahaha, do you think if I knew a background mechanism of this world I would ever tell anyone a key to it? And no, karma isn`t real.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest
« on: July 16, 2017, 06:08:13 AM »
My fiction will make this thread NSFW, so I better refrain for now.

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Gaming / Re: [Dark Souls 1] Challenge run ideas
« on: July 16, 2017, 03:21:58 AM »
No estus

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The Flood / Re: 🅱️🅱️
« on: July 15, 2017, 06:20:41 PM »
1110000 1110000

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:04:56 PM »
I hope it was your own truck. I would kick the crap out of you both if you were having sex in the bed of my truck
lame bro. Be a man and join in.
I would join too.

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Why this thread exists in first place?

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The Flood / Re: Explored an abandoned pub, lots of pics!
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:55:22 PM »
Nice pics. Did you explore it just for photos or were you looking for something else?

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The Flood / Re: Strange songs you like
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:26:37 PM »
I don`t know what do you mean by strange, but I wanted to drop some music for a long time. Mmm, okay, lemme put here some music which I usually don`t listen, but I like it.

YouTube


YouTube


YouTube


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: pp
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:23:21 PM »
Perfomance points

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 06:14:03 AM »
Beach, rooftop, forest, zoo, gym, kitchen, classroom, bar, warehouse, in car, in front of car, while she`s holding wrench, pastry shop. Also I heard about guys who was caught recording porn in church. But I don`t know, I didn`t have sex before.

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Gaming / Re: The pain...
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:28:41 AM »
You've lost your humanity.

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The Flood / Re: Do you care that much about being wealthy?
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:36:10 AM »
I don`t really care about being wealthy, I rather care about getting powerful enough so I could live without money and survive in any kind of situation just by relying on my own powers.

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oh so we're all interested in jive's songwriting but not my writing writng
It`s not like we not interested in your writing, it`s just we don`t have a constructive critisism for you to post.

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The Flood / Re: Wtf happened to Sammy Sosa?
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:24:18 AM »
Plastic surgery?

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The Flood / Re: Wimbledon 2017
« on: July 14, 2017, 04:48:26 PM »
Federer always wins if you don`t place your bet on him

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The Flood / Re: How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:24:59 PM »
Also I don`t think adorable guys with good tastes go onto okcupid, they just by this point either already have a pair, or aren`t interested in any type of relationship

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The Flood / Re: How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:19:31 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?
Show me on the doll where I can touch you.
You could touch me everywhere hypothetically, but touching me without making me to giggle will be a challenge. Be gentle.

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The Flood / Re: How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:06:17 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?

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The Flood / Re: How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:59:50 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?

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The Flood / Re: How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:57:58 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...

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You can use books as a weight to lift to raise your physical stats. Jokes aside, I still want to finish SICP
Probably would be a good idea to read "A Mathematical Theory of Communication" by C. E. Shannon after this, if I won`t be busy, and find time..., and not gonna play videogames.

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You can use books as a weight to lift to raise your physical stats. Jokes aside, I still want to finish SICP

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I want to die
Why?

I work too much and don't get enough sleep.
And how death solve this?

Death solves all problems by eliminating us from the equation. It's basically multiplying by zero.
Why do you think that death eliminates you entierly?

My button told me, he hasn't lied to me yet.
How your butt-on knows that? Did it die before? And if it did, how it was able to tell you that with it`s "death eliminates you from the equation" logic?

Omnipotence is a son of a bitch
Indeed

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The Flood / Re: Say something intelligent
« on: July 13, 2017, 02:49:50 PM »
Happiness is the pause between two moments of suffering.
Suffering is the pause between two moments of happiness

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I want to die
Why?

I work too much and don't get enough sleep.
And how death solve this?

Death solves all problems by eliminating us from the equation. It's basically multiplying by zero.
Why do you think that death eliminates you entierly?

My button told me, he hasn't lied to me yet.
How your butt-on knows that? Did it die before? And if it did, how it was able to tell you that with it`s "death eliminates you from the equation" logic?

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I want to die
Why?

I work too much and don't get enough sleep.
And how death solve this?

Death solves all problems by eliminating us from the equation. It's basically multiplying by zero.
Why do you think that death eliminates you entierly?

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