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Messages - MarKhan
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3001
« on: August 24, 2017, 03:35:46 PM »
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
He`s got degree in memeology. You know, reading books in his garage does just that.
3002
« on: August 24, 2017, 03:15:58 PM »
England is my city.
3003
« on: August 24, 2017, 02:22:02 PM »
Saw that before and happy for it.
3004
« on: August 24, 2017, 12:48:57 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYVYo5NEgLc&feature=youtu.be[/yourube]
new gamescom footage and interview
youRube in closing tag
3005
« on: August 24, 2017, 10:58:33 AM »
I saw my aunt play Super Mario Bros 1 on the Russian Dendy console.
My mom plays same thing too.
Oh really? Where did she get it?
For people wondering wtf is a Dendy? English subs included.
I bought it on market in my town, when I've been 12-13, tape with Super Mario Bros 1, olympic games and soccer was included. Dendy is cheap version of NES/Famicon.
Edit: and thats a good video you put there.
Are you from Eastern Europe by any chance?
I'm from Ukraine.
3006
« on: August 24, 2017, 05:48:10 AM »
What is this
hi
Don't touch me
touch my dick ho
Why don't you ask Markhan to do that
cuz I want you to do it slut
I don't sell out that easily dear
See Mint, your dick is not big enough
We can't talk to each other anymore, MarKhan. People here disapprove of it.
Then dab on them haters.
3007
« on: August 23, 2017, 06:46:18 PM »
What is this
hi
Don't touch me
touch my dick ho
Why don't you ask Markhan to do that
cuz I want you to do it slut
I don't sell out that easily dear
See Mint, your dick is not big enough
3008
« on: August 23, 2017, 06:44:36 PM »
I would give it to people I care about so they could live without worries and then I would peacefully end my life. Ah well, but thats a little selfish to end your life like that, I could do more than that with those money. Probably giving human race a kick in ass so it move forward would be good. Maybe human body and space travel researching? Or anything else that would help.
3009
« on: August 23, 2017, 05:12:11 PM »
I saw my aunt play Super Mario Bros 1 on the Russian Dendy console.
My mom plays same thing too.
Oh really? Where did she get it?
For people wondering wtf is a Dendy? English subs included.
I bought it on market in my town, when I've been 12-13, tape with Super Mario Bros 1, olympic games and soccer was included. Dendy is cheap version of NES/Famicon. Edit: and thats a good video you put there.
3010
« on: August 23, 2017, 04:48:53 PM »
I saw my aunt play Super Mario Bros 1 on the Russian Dendy console.
My mom plays same thing too.
3011
« on: August 23, 2017, 03:13:51 PM »
You've always had shit taste.
sorry I dont suck challenger's dick like everyone else on here
Nah, but you suck stranger's dicks for drugs
Soon he'll become kind of nigga who suck dick for bus money to get home
3012
« on: August 23, 2017, 02:32:10 PM »
Chess
3013
« on: August 23, 2017, 07:11:21 AM »
The new meme is if you call someone cute, they must suck your dick
you're cute
later
I'll give you headpats
I'll feed you both with bananas
3014
« on: August 23, 2017, 07:07:37 AM »
3015
« on: August 23, 2017, 05:11:09 AM »
What "tummy" even mean?
stomach
I see, thanks.
3016
« on: August 23, 2017, 04:52:35 AM »
What "tummy" even mean?
3017
« on: August 23, 2017, 01:05:28 AM »
Making biopassport for visiting other countries
3018
« on: August 22, 2017, 06:20:57 PM »
Porn in Great Britain after 2018
3019
« on: August 22, 2017, 06:12:30 PM »
Freedom
3020
« on: August 22, 2017, 06:05:28 PM »
Because that makes views. Views = money. Besides it`s easier to put somebody`s vid on background and put you facecam on it rather than making original content. Plus imagine that you are reacting to something popular/trending, it`ll be such a clickbait.
3021
« on: August 22, 2017, 05:16:53 PM »
Condoms
Uniforms, suplies and weapons for soldiers (in sence soldier don`t have to pay for it)
3022
« on: August 22, 2017, 04:21:24 PM »
Directions are a spook
You are spook.
3023
« on: August 22, 2017, 03:09:26 PM »
Who is the highest level adult on Sep7?
Verby
Deci
Hey you
Hey me
How'd your dentist trip go?
Dentist cleared my tartar and found a hole in one of my tooth, so I'm gonna visit him again in near future. On a side note he said that he can show my teeth to others as example of a perfectly brushed teeth.
Give me a smile
3024
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:50:38 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have.
Your welcome.
What about it?
It's always nice to see someone laughing from my horribly constructed and horribly putted together jokes with references which no one understands anyway about gay League porn content which no one watched
3025
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:31:29 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have.
That's MR Markhan to you, Halo
Master Race?
3026
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:29:27 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have.
Your welcome.
3027
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:27:24 PM »
Try to visit a doctor and/or to have someone reliable by your side if possible. Try to not stress out yourself. Sitting on a bench near your house and breathing fresh air can be useful too. Do deep breathes.
3028
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:10:41 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
3029
« on: August 22, 2017, 12:09:19 PM »
Who is the highest level adult on Sep7?
Verby
Deci
Hey you
Hey me
How'd your dentist trip go?
Dentist cleared my tartar and found a hole in one of my tooth, so I'm gonna visit him again in near future. On a side note he said that he can show my teeth to others as example of a perfectly brushed teeth.
3030
« on: August 22, 2017, 10:44:33 AM »
Who is the highest level adult on Sep7?
Verby
Deci
Hey you
Hey me
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