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Messages - MarKhan
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2521
« on: November 08, 2017, 05:03:25 PM »
It was -2 C week ago already. By chopping wood and heating my home by it on weekends, because gas is too expensive
2522
« on: November 07, 2017, 02:07:14 PM »
What are you voting for?
2523
« on: November 07, 2017, 05:35:03 AM »
I barely know how to adult smh
we were not prepared for this
Am I supposed to shave my legs and balls or no?
depends on the look you’re going for fam
Dudes on the street love the hairy ladyboys
I see, thanks.
2524
« on: November 07, 2017, 05:17:48 AM »
I barely know how to adult smh
we were not prepared for this
Am I supposed to shave my legs and balls or no?
2525
« on: November 06, 2017, 03:41:09 PM »
Ok
2526
« on: November 06, 2017, 01:18:13 AM »
No, I don`t waste time on stupid people, because it would be stupid by itself. But I'm guiding my group in university. Sort of.
2527
« on: November 06, 2017, 01:09:21 AM »
People IRL call me by my name. Online people call me Mark, Khan, MarKhan, although recently I was called Mr I came prepared and Mr I came
2528
« on: November 04, 2017, 06:50:05 PM »
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD ME
THE WORLD
IS GONNA
2529
« on: November 04, 2017, 06:46:08 PM »
A mushroom
2530
« on: November 04, 2017, 04:34:57 PM »
Happy birthday
2531
« on: November 03, 2017, 08:04:39 AM »
So I'm just getting ready for bed and almost forgot I had decided to do this. It wasn't even a conscious thing I guess I've just built a habit of it over time.
What`s the point of an unconscinous habit like this? You probably don`t even remember it, maybe you forgot it right after doing it.
2532
« on: November 03, 2017, 12:51:58 AM »
Wait, so does it mean I don`t fap in videogames as well?
2533
« on: November 02, 2017, 10:03:44 PM »
I dunno, Emoji Movie probably. I didn`t watch it, but name itself suggest me that I never will
2534
« on: November 02, 2017, 09:55:20 PM »
2535
« on: November 02, 2017, 07:31:54 PM »
Really tho is there any reason to do this other than to prove to yourself that you can?
Not to catch an infection during November
2536
« on: November 02, 2017, 06:35:49 PM »
Challenge accepted
2537
« on: November 02, 2017, 12:01:50 PM »
Spoiler >stroll into my local GameStop
>looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!"
>I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing
>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady
>Fuck you faggot!"
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter
>I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back
>"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"You're not my type
>skate away on my Heelys
TL;DR
2538
« on: November 02, 2017, 09:23:25 AM »
I didn`t watch this year movies. Anime ftw.
2539
« on: October 31, 2017, 02:00:37 PM »
I used to read messages and then carefully pick an answer for eternity. Like in this thread. I was writing this 3 sentences for 2 minutes.
2540
« on: October 31, 2017, 07:21:17 AM »
Pumpkin pizza or pumpkin hamburger.
2541
« on: October 31, 2017, 12:44:56 AM »
Futanari! Oshioki time
Thank you
2542
« on: October 31, 2017, 12:27:36 AM »
Name of doujin?
2543
« on: October 30, 2017, 10:56:10 AM »
Happiii birthday!!
2544
« on: October 30, 2017, 09:48:07 AM »
Send nudes
2545
« on: October 29, 2017, 07:28:32 AM »
I think there are japanese games where you can do that and more
2546
« on: October 28, 2017, 02:58:47 PM »
Hello
2547
« on: October 27, 2017, 03:49:11 PM »
Would be good if someone keep me angry actually
2548
« on: October 26, 2017, 02:27:20 PM »
2549
« on: October 26, 2017, 04:20:04 AM »
2550
« on: October 26, 2017, 01:33:32 AM »
If that so then happy birthday, Luci!
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