So I'm just getting ready for bed and almost forgot I had decided to do this. It wasn't even a conscious thing I guess I've just built a habit of it over time.

Really tho is there any reason to do this other than to prove to yourself that you can?

Spoiler

>stroll into my local GameStop
>looking to pick up a copy of Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special tastes
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!"
>I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October shirt is standing there gawfing
>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady
>Fuck you faggot!"
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter
>I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back
>"...rest in peace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, its single player only. Besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"You're not my type
>skate away on my Heelys

Futanari! Oshioki time

who

literally who