Smash is filled with Mexicans, japs and nazis, all abusing their 3 second delay by spamming projectiles or Sonic's roll

Splatoon literaly plays like Destiny is some matches. When Im not getting runover by 70 billion tornados and spawn trapped, the ghost of some guy I just killed two seconds ago is running me over with a paint roller from the other side of the map.

It's always the Mexicans, The Germans and the Japanese.

is connection based matchmaking, or at least a reigon filter like some kind of sin in japan? Did Paladin Laagroy pay them in souls and humanity or some shit?

Why is fucking Black Ops 2 with like a dozzen people online the only game where I can find a decent match on Wii U?

>begs for a remake of the original Halo 2 with the original mechsnics
>gets it
>procede to then bitch that it's not Halo 3


This reminds me of those white girls who threaten suicide when their parents buy them a lamborghini for their 14th birthday but it's the wrong shade of pink.

I'm not sure if this actualy belongs in Flood but I'm posting it here because i'd like to have a more serious discussion without people spamming ''One Man Holocaust'' jokes.

In cace you don't know who he is, Ben Garrison is a political cartoonist who's name has become infamous since the dennizins of 4chan (spesificaly /pol/ ) decided to for whatever reason defame him as a neo-nazi by parodying his cartoons, replacing his depictions of the illuminati's supposed controll over america with anti-semetic immagry.

His beliefs however silly they may or may not be are not the issue however. The point is that the harrasment has essentially derailed his career , personal life and public immage, which is in my personal oppinion giong way too far.

(This post isnt done, but I'm on a Wii U need to go on an errand. ill post more later including pics and links. share your innitial thoughts in the mean time)

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  You will never find loli's in good Anime like "Cory in the House" and "CSI Miami"
  
  I am objectively correct and you know it

Be careful I meditated for hours channeling my inner autism to bring you this


10) HUNTtheTRUTH
The trailer clearly shows Halo 5 (the Blue Halo man) killing Halo 1 (The green Halo man from all the other games) if this is not proof enough I dont know what is

9) Sprint
Everyone knows Halo cannot run, but Halo 5 can. Halo 5 can also climb over stuff which makes him better.

Armor Abilites
Halo can only use one armor ability at a time. Halo 5 has like a million at the same time, including Armor Locke and all the supers from Destiny the best game ever becasue BUNGiE made it. Halo cannot beat someone with more armor abilities

7)ADS
Halo cannot aim down the sights of his gun, but halo 5 can so Halo 5 has the advantage in terms of skill

6) Armor Design
Halo 5 is silver, Halo is green. Illuminati is green paper. Scisors cut paper and are silver therefore Halo 5 > Halo

5)Racism
Halo 5 is black so if you dont like him that makes you a racist

4)Halo is proabbly a bad guy
His freinds are robots and aliens. Anyone smart enough to watch moves know that aliens and robots are bad

3)Chief's Geass
Someone told me that Master Chief has the Didact's Geass. The didact is a bad guy and I don't like Code Geass because it was too hard to understand and the good guy dies at the end which makes me sad. I like Sword Art Online better becasue Kirito is like the best at all the video games in the world.

2)BDobbins said so
I dint watch the video because it was too long but it got alot of veiws so it must be true

1) Halo is a loser
He drives an ugly Jeep, kisses robot girls and has cooties. Halo 5 is a police officer like my dad which is cool because the police get guns and look cars with lights.

Days of fighting tooth and nail
learning from my mstakes
getting better
Trial and error
Over and over
and what does it all boil down to?

being unable to progress after the first boss because for the past 8 hours the game decided to spam greedy level-capped No-Life players with Mile long health bars into my game who use bullshit auto-win magic to kill me for no reason other than to put it in their shitty montages.

Why the fuck does this mechanic exist?
Why should I have to Unplug my godamn modem just to be able to make progress in a game?

Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh murders diplomats with his alien buddies and doesnt afraid of nothing.

http://huntthetruth.tumblr.com/

Suckerberg has gone too fucking far this time

THey've already managed to break me

I am going to enjoy it there

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-azure-noir

It's going to be in the new novel, and they are probably going to get Black Team'd by innies from the sound of it.

I dont want this to happen. Why are you doing this 343? Why would you kill them off in a forum post to begin with? Why are you killing everybody?

STOP BUTCHERING CHARACTERS!!!

5 Bucks Pharoh is Halsey

sum 1 pls luv me

Literaly the only stratagy is Rushing and/or ocationaly flanking with the paint roller and whoever has better connection (or rather who lives closer to the host) wins literaly every time, sorta like the worst of every shooting game's melee system.
No more no less. Dissapointed

Lololololo Skyrim belongs to the nords

Lololololo Muh King r kill

lololololo u suk
no u
no u
no u

meanwhile
>be lizard me
>steal worthless trickets and wheels of cheese from College dorms
>raid thd convinience store wizard's caves on a class trip
>discover shit about ancient egyptan titanfall or something
>get bored
>set houses on fire
>TFW nobody gives a fuck
>scream at chickens
>die by police prutality
>#lizardlivesmater
>come back
>go home to windlelm
>behead some obnoxious preacher
>cops roll up
>tell them i'm that lizard dude from mass effect
>guards tell me it's all cool
>fuck off to kill dragons with sith powers and what not
>repeat

I hope the Reapers send you to hell

-'love intrest'

...and that's after she murdered my buddyv Wrex just for having an oppinion

more choice quotes
''they've built themselves quite a lake...I Wonder if anyone's drowned in it''
(seriouly what fucking sociopath says this?)

''Want me to ask her about her sex life?''

''I can't tell the aliens from the animals''