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Gaming / Re: Consoles are better than PCs
« on: Today at 11:01:33 AM »
Cheat needs to put this site out of it's misery already.

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im watching TLJ again right now

what a great film

I wonder if the people who claim that Rey is a Mary Sue ever actually watched the movie.

"She knew the Millennium Falcon better than Han"

No, you dipshit. Thats not what happened. What Rey knew was the modifications made to the ship made in Han's absence

"How is she a pilot and a Mechanic and a force user, clearly she's a Mary Sue"

You mean like Anakin who by the age of 8 was a better pilot than Naboo's entire air Force combined, built a fucking main character out of scraps and was identified as being more powerful than Yoda?

But yeah it's really pushing the suspension of disbelief when a grown woman is able to pilot and work on a ship she clearly had a history with.


"How does she even know how to use force powers with no training? it makes no sense."

You mean like Luke pulling telekinesis literally out of his ass? Yeah that makes way more sense than someone trying out force powers they've actually heard of before"


"How could she possibly beat Kylo Ren?!"

Wow! she beat up a dying cripple using super powers what an unbelievable accomplishment!
Probably because Anakin was “the chosen one” described in a prophecy as being the most powerful Jedi who would ever live. He’s supposed to be surpassing everybody at everything.

Luke struggled to follow any of Yoda’s teachings, what the hell are you talking about?

I used Luke just to point out the double standard of Rey gaining new force powers on her own while acting like its something new and exclusive to her.
Because it is. Luke had to learn from Yoda, and he struggled a lot to do even the most basic things.

Rey is just a super hero from one minute to the next.

Luke literally pulled telekinesis out of his ass at the beginning of ROTJ. Yoda had nothing to do with it.

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im watching TLJ again right now

what a great film

I wonder if the people who claim that Rey is a Mary Sue ever actually watched the movie.

"She knew the Millennium Falcon better than Han"

No, you dipshit. Thats not what happened. What Rey knew was the modifications made to the ship made in Han's absence

"How is she a pilot and a Mechanic and a force user, clearly she's a Mary Sue"

You mean like Anakin who by the age of 8 was a better pilot than Naboo's entire air Force combined, built a fucking main character out of scraps and was identified as being more powerful than Yoda?

But yeah it's really pushing the suspension of disbelief when a grown woman is able to pilot and work on a ship she clearly had a history with.


"How does she even know how to use force powers with no training? it makes no sense."

You mean like Luke pulling telekinesis literally out of his ass? Yeah that makes way more sense than someone trying out force powers they've actually heard of before"


"How could she possibly beat Kylo Ren?!"

Wow! she beat up a dying cripple using super powers what an unbelievable accomplishment!
Probably because Anakin was “the chosen one” described in a prophecy as being the most powerful Jedi who would ever live. He’s supposed to be surpassing everybody at everything.

Luke struggled to follow any of Yoda’s teachings, what the hell are you talking about?

I used Luke just to point out the double standard of Rey gaining new force powers on her own while acting like its something new and exclusive to her.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 19, 2018, 01:42:22 AM »
343i may yet recognize the competitive viability of Big Team Hogball on Sword Base yet at this rate.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 19, 2018, 01:16:01 AM »
1 bomb on Ivory Tower

Jesus, what?

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: August 18, 2018, 05:18:23 PM »
Imagine being the kind of person who unironicly thinks that Fire Emblem is underrepresented in Smash Bros
this is so sad can we add 2 characters that ruin the game completely and nobody asked for to the roster

Depends. Does Sakurai get off to doujins of said character? If so then sure.

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The Flood / Re: Obligatory birthday thread
« on: August 18, 2018, 02:19:37 PM »
Happy birthday

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im watching TLJ again right now

what a great film

I wonder if the people who claim that Rey is a Mary Sue ever actually watched the movie.

"She knew the Millennium Falcon better than Han"

No, you dipshit. Thats not what happened. What Rey knew was the modifications made to the ship made in Han's absence

"How is she a pilot and a Mechanic and a force user, clearly she's a Mary Sue"

You mean like Anakin who by the age of 8 was a better pilot than Naboo's entire air Force combined, built a fucking main character out of scraps and was identified as being more powerful than Yoda?

But yeah it's really pushing the suspension of disbelief when a grown woman is able to pilot and work on a ship she clearly had a history with.


"How does she even know how to use force powers with no training? it makes no sense."

You mean like Luke pulling telekinesis literally out of his ass? Yeah that makes way more sense than someone trying out force powers they've actually heard of before"


"How could she possibly beat Kylo Ren?!"

Wow! she beat up a dying cripple using super powers what an unbelievable accomplishment!

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: August 18, 2018, 10:58:24 AM »
Imagine being the kind of person who unironicly thinks that Fire Emblem is underrepresented in Smash Bros

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The Flood / Re: If nobody cares about Jimmy cracking corn...
« on: August 18, 2018, 05:31:21 AM »
this was funny when I heard it on Family Guy three years ago

Hurry up and overdose.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 17, 2018, 08:50:38 PM »
my brother got the xbox game pass so i can finally try halo wars 2

do any of you play/played it? i thought the original one was alright (im prolly gonna play the definitive ed too) but im glad i can see whats up with the spirit of fire
The story amounts to "humans and brutes shoot each other on the ark for four hours" - nothing happens at all. Campaign itself is really mediocre as the mission design is incredibly railroad-ey so you don't start getting to do the strategy part of the strategy game until after the halfway mark. The Awakening the Nightmare DLC campaign improves a lot in the design but has a similar problem RE story where nothing happens.

Game itself is pretty fun. I got a lot of enjoyment out of the AI battles. Season pass is worth it as the DLC leaders are pretty fun to play as.

It's a shame because literally everything else Atriox is in is great. Meanwhile we get Halo Wars 2 and he may as well have not even been in it for what it's worth.

Halo Wars 2 like Star Trek Wrath of Khan where they cut out the last half of the movie as well as all the scenes with Khan.


I'm convinced 343i just resent video games as a whole after Halo 4s reception and just conciously refuese to put any of their good story material in the games.

The latest book is literally Halo 5 ODST. It's actually good enough to almost make Halo 5 not look like the biggest mistake in all of human history, so why did they not make it into an actual game?

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The Flood / Re: "i don't think it matters"
« on: August 17, 2018, 07:18:47 PM »
Marth's grab.

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The Flood / If nobody cares about Jimmy cracking corn...
« on: August 17, 2018, 07:17:01 PM »
then why is there a whole song about it?

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my favorite thing about star wars is that everyone becomes an expert strategist when discussing it

You don't have to be an expert strategist to put together that switching your weapons out for something that preforms worse in every single way is a bad idea.

Remember this is a universe where way better bombers already exist and were all over the place in the OT and Prequels.

It's like if  between WW2 and now we swapped out all of our bombers for Zeplins. Or in your terms it's like  if a top Melee player switched their main unironicly from Fox to Pichu or Kirby and tried to do EVO seriously that way.

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But the last jedi wasn't better than aotc
but it was
wrong
For everything great about flawed human luke there was something equally damming about admiral purple hair and her plot line.

And aotc was a good movie throughout.
admiral purple hair is a hero
her very existance in the plot trashed any chance to realize finns character development from the last film.
Also she a cunt of a general officer. The enlisted men deserved better than her.
Poe Dameron needed to be put in his place.
pilots are officers

But poe also did nothing wrong. He was totally right in the first battle scene. Whats a few aircraft for a goddamn capitol ship?
If this were pre-midway wwii he'd have been given a DFC minimum if not a medal of honor.

That battle was Holdo's fault too for all I'm concerned. What unholy fucking mind trick possessed her to feild the literal worst bombers in all of Star Wars canon for the resistance navy?

What, did she learn fleet composition from the guys who were flying GR-75s transports arround battles for no reason during the rebelion?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 15, 2018, 04:47:55 PM »
Snickerdoodle just fucking banned me for asking why they were playing like they had one hand on the damn remote. Holy hell.

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Gaming / Re: Gawain The Rock Johnson (Fate/Thread)
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:46:17 AM »

Someone today insisted to me that Emiya (Archer) is Arab and that he got killed in Melty Blood and all but called me a fool for saying he was Japanese.He didn't even want to hear it when I tried to explain Alter Emiya was Mind of Steel ending Shirou.

Am I missing something?

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: August 08, 2018, 09:46:30 AM »
On Twitter they just announced a Special Edition that comes with a GameCube remote and adapter.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: August 08, 2018, 09:38:33 AM »
-Simon Belmont

-Guy who's not Simon Belmont (Echo Fighter)

-King KRool

-Marth Clone #20Billion (Echo Fighter)

-Dark Samus (Echo Fighter)

-more echo fighters To Be Announced

-103 Stages (not including BF & FD forms)

-800+ music tracks

-Music is playable on any map in it's respective series

-Rules then Stage Select then character Select

-Custom rules finally autosave

-New mode turns off characters after use untill none remain

-Training mode is on a grid map and now. includes knockback charts

-Monster Hunter map and assist trophy (unnanounced monster Hunter fighter maybe?)

-blocked out part of the menu (new story mode?)

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Verb could you do me a favor and watch Lucky Star and tell me why all other weebs act like it's the second comming of Christ because I do not understand it's appeal in the least bit.

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The Devil is a Part Timer....
what is it

About as anime™ as anime can be.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 02, 2018, 04:04:02 PM »
I like how the biggest fucking bully on this website is trying to call harrasment on Jono for a mundane stretch of an "insult" that wouldn't even get someone warned in Club Penguin.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 30, 2018, 02:51:07 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: July 30, 2018, 02:45:04 AM »

Let me get this straight. THE Ariana Grande who's voice sounds like a slowly deflating balloon given human form plays halo, much less the infamously broken ass MCC, and she happened to match with you, and then reported you for a limp ass joke about her music, which was seen by Microsoft and acted on via a communication ban.

Is this what you are trying to tell me?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: July 29, 2018, 11:02:07 PM »
Hey Boomdeyadah, I can't send messages on Xbox Live because some jackass reported me.

Also I have no idea why my mic isn't working right now either. It's saying that I'm muted. Don't know if the report has anything to do with it.
LMAO WHAT
Ariana Grande ruined my fucking profile. What a slut.
Imagine reporting someone because you put 'God' in a message

What?

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The Flood / Re: I took my dog to the vet
« on: July 27, 2018, 10:11:22 PM »
Aw my condolences dude.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 25, 2018, 02:42:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Fight me
« on: July 25, 2018, 02:40:03 AM »
Titanfall is a far better game than the sequel.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: July 23, 2018, 01:16:38 AM »
Oh yeah, shout out to Boomdeyadah in the Wraith on Halo 2 yesterday. I haven't seen anyone efficiency slaughter that many of their own teammates since the Halo 5 community discovered grenades.

That was a ton of fun though.

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