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Messages - Chaos Metal Dragon

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 19, 2018, 06:53:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 19, 2018, 12:00:25 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Mark my fucking words
« on: January 18, 2018, 11:58:35 PM »
What's nightcore?

Sped up music. For some ungodly reason weeaboos consider it a genre and so it infests like 98% of my YouTube searches.

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The Flood / Re: Mark my fucking words
« on: January 18, 2018, 11:28:13 PM »

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The Flood / Mark my fucking words
« on: January 18, 2018, 10:37:07 PM »
One day I will be in charge, and when that day comes I will gas every last fucking weeaboo who has ever uploaded nightcore to YouTube. There will be no exceptions and the world will be a better place.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 03:26:16 PM »
you should make one for my favorite boss (capra demon)

When I can think of a good thing for its name

So far I've done:

Nito, First of the Bread (Crumb)
The Nameless Burger King
The Soul of Sander
Artorias of the Arbys
Havel the Box

Taco Bell Gargoyles when?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:41:09 PM »
Meme of the century
Spoiler

Nigger, I don't own an electron microscope

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:26:30 PM »
Here's the Propper DkS2 order

1) Tower of Flame
2) Cheese Dragonrider
3) Push healslut off the map
4) Burn a bonfire atheistic and do it again
5) Level INT and FTH to 20
6) go to huntsman's cops and grab the Dank Memes from Felkin
7) win Dark Souls 2

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Gaming / Re: Saber Wars: The Counter Force Awakens (Fate Thread)
« on: January 17, 2018, 10:27:56 PM »
not rolling Nero Bride.

Sounds like a blessing TBH

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 17, 2018, 05:20:43 PM »

They're not going to dab, you faggot, get that gay shit out of the chat.

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:45:45 PM »
someone just randomly banned me. WTF?

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:19:41 PM »
its' on BTW fgts

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Gaming / Re: 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:09:42 PM »
Any real fan knows Halo has been dead since 2100 BCE,
Everything after the Epic of Gilgamesh is just 343i fanfiction

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Relevant image

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Gaming / Re: Saber Wars: The Counter Force Awakens (Fate Thread)
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:58:29 PM »
This event was worse than Fate/Apocrypha's writing

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:29:36 AM »
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design

Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D



It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potential toss you off the map.
Speaking of which, lets fuck him up (get fucked up countless times)

Man Im going to bed, and I'd have to start another new charachter.

Just parry his ass and shoot him with the balistas. It'll save you a ton of hassle.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 12:27:36 AM »
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design

Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D



It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potentially tosses you off the map.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:26:15 PM »
So made it right before the Pursuer in DS2....fuck this game

I like how DS1 is, alright theres a few enemies, take em out.

DS2 is hey heres a few enemies, get to the top of a ramp and 3 more spawn behind you, theres 4 archers shooting at you where you cant reach and one tanky enemy that one shots you and you have to pick at it for ages to even scratch.


This is gunna be a slog.

Also running no shield shitter. Just dodging...and mind you Im finding out how bad some of these hitboxes are.

Yeah reefer to my post a few pages back about how each sous game handles itself.
Be sure to level ADP for the full I-frames. You're gonna need em.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you save
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:18:06 PM »
WWII Russia

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Gaming / 3v4 Industries is doing a lore live stream tomorrow
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:06:48 PM »
Taking bets who who they are killing off Offscreen.

https://mixer.com/Halo

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 16, 2018, 07:30:17 PM »
the only good sports game is wii sports resort
fixed

flying the airplane around the island was the best thing ever created

This man gets it.
Only problem was that the thing was timed. Let my enjoy the sights, damnit

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:03:18 AM »


Daily reminder

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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: January 16, 2018, 08:35:23 AM »
the only good sports game is wii sports resort
fixed

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 16, 2018, 08:33:05 AM »
Also, we are getting a new ODST book probably set after Halo 5.
Watch them kill off Buck
I don't follow much of 343 lore but I thought the Spartan IV program was the ODST replacement.

Literally what.

They only showed the cover of the book. Buck was with a group of Spartans using the same ODST/Mijolnir hybrid armor as himself on some forerunner installation. Buck still has his Fireteam Osiris Insignia on his armor.

ODSTs were not entirely replaced in fact many of the ones that still exist have adopted the old Spartan III's SPI armor from Ghosts of Onyx.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 02:42:30 AM »
Fellow gamer here, just stopping buy to recommend that you all buy Nioh Complete Edition on Steam :)

Fuck off, weeb

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 16, 2018, 12:20:41 AM »
Also, we are getting a new ODST book probably set after Halo 5.
Watch them kill off Buck

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 16, 2018, 12:16:16 AM »
If they kill Chief in Halo 6 they are honestly the worst butchers of a series.
Honestly if Locke didn't get such large disapproval from the community, 343 would have 100% done this. Osiris was forced in Halo 5, as if they are the "new" face of Halo

And that's another thing about Halo 5 that sucks dick. The new trillogy was supposed to be about growing Chief as a charachter, and yet he gets sidelined for a talking exposition dispenser who is actually somehow an even bigger brick personality-wise than Chief was in the original trillogy.



also daily reminder that being meguka is suffering

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 07:59:05 PM »
Okay, I never even went anywhere near Lautrec, I have not kiled the Gargoyles and yet my firekeeper is just dead now somehow. What the fuck? This didn't happen in my first run through.

He gets out by himself at some point. Did you do Blighttown first?

yeah. I killed Quellaag and ceaceless

That's probably why then. That's pretty dumb that it works like that tbh

Only fucking Miyazaki could ever come to the decision that the entire hub area should be able to be taken out of commission by an NPC you haven't even run into yet.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 07:53:28 PM »
Okay, I never even went anywhere near Lautrec, I have not kiled the Gargoyles and yet my firekeeper is just dead now somehow. What the fuck? This didn't happen in my first run through.

He gets out by himself at some point. Did you do Blighttown first?

yeah. I killed Quellaag and ceaceless

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 07:41:49 PM »
Okay, I never even went anywhere near Lautrec, I have not kiled the Gargoyles and yet my firekeeper is just dead now somehow. What the fuck? This didn't happen in my first run through.

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