>LOLWalkingDead wins Game of the Year

>And you wonder why the retarded Hipster brigade think that their power point presentation twilight fanfics about depression belong on steam, or why Anita Sarkeesian thinks Mirrors edge 2 should be a documentary on feminism with a "skip all gameplay button"



In the meanwhile I would like to petition MLG to open a Pro Circut for Chose your own Adventure books

#VerbadumbDidNothingWrong

I have hereby been authorized by my commanding officer to disclose any and all clasified information up to my own security level.

I will answer any question you have regarding our organisation the patriarchy and successful efforts to oppress every non Cis-Male in existence.

ITT: Discus how much better Magic the Gathering and Cardfight Vanguard are

May his jimmies remain forever unrustled

Anime is bad

-Some guy (year)

Hey guys Terminator Follower here with a leaked script for Terminator 5 guardians


John Connor waiteded. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were robots in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Arnold Schwarzenegger were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was the king of humans for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the time and he said to mom “I want to be in the future daddy.”
Mom said “No! You will BE KILL BY MACHINES”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the future base of the future he knew there were machines.
“This is Arnold” the radio crackered. “You must fight the machines!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the machines
“I will shoot at him” said the cybermachines and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

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You never get to apriciate stuff like this when you are running from giant robots and cyborgs.

They put alot of detail into the skyboxes...as in an entire fuckton and a half. It almost looks like whhat Battlefront 3 would look like if it had compitant developers



And speaking of which, Why did they put so much fucking work into designing shit they never used like the giant dinosaurs and the dragons and other stuff we never get to see:

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php/276280-TITANFALL-Art-DUMP

The story of Halo 5 begins imediately after Spartan Ops.
After the failed assasination of Dr Halsey, Palmer tells Admiral Serin Osman that it was Laskey who shot Cathrine. This causes Serin to imediately fall in love with Laskey and she begins desprately trying to  molest him,
However, Laskey rejects her and informs her that Chief is his only Waifu.

This makes Serin angry and to makes matters worse she finds out Chief has gone AFK to look for none other than Halsey so she can make him a new wank toy. It is at this time the forerunners begin attacking for some reason  In some recoverewd forerunner tech ONI-chan finds footage of Chief asking Forerunner Big Bird for directions. Serin uses this to her advantage, starting a smear campaign against John, this causes a particular nigger to blame cheif for his local KFC being blown up and so Serin gives him some Gamestop exclusive armore to go hunt the chief with.

This hunt takes Loke to a particular colony where he decides to stop for KFC. coincidentaly Chief is also hanging out at said KFC when the forerunners come and blow the place to kingdom come. Locke is now super pissed and challenges chief to 1v1 quickscopes on LockeOut. Locke gets BTFO.

Chief of course tells him to git gud and leaves him to die.

The next part consists of chief brooding and talking to robots and  shit.

Meanwhile Locke realises Halo R a pretty cool guy and lies to Osman that he killed Chief. Laskey then sends Locke, Buck and Thorne (The only spartan 4s that don't completely suck) to find Arby so they can tell Chief sorry because they still need help with the whole forerunner problem. Arby however is still dealing with the retarded conservatives on his planet so he asks Locke to help him kill them all before they go.

they find Chief and In the end they all go to collect War Assets for Halo 6's rainbow skittles ending

Fucking pre-ordered

>tries to make a "competitive" shooter
>wants people to take them seriously and not as a kiddie company
>lol no voice chat cause "Oh noes teh kids will hear mean things"

While you cringe let's dicuss how competitive gamers are a blight on humanity

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