Could you kindly pass the salt?

Espesialy in ME2, it's just about everyone.

Jacob: thought he lost his dad only to find out that he was some cult leader raping women on some crashed ship

Miranda: Her dad was some generic Lex Luthor billionare who was trying to eat her clone sister or some shit

Jack: Was kidnaped and put into the Jedi Spartan program and never had parents or a family and hated athourity because of the evil summer camp gestapo

Garrus: His daddy issues were in Mass Effect 1 but i'm still counting it

Samara/Morinth: /thread

Legion: It's "parents" tried to wipe it and it's other siblings as soon as they figured out they were self-aware,

Thane: He is a daddy issue

Tali: Her dad turned out to be a mad scientist and almost got her banned from Space-Islam

That leaves Mordin (The only character in the game with a non-dysfunctional family) Kasumi (Literaly who?) and Captain Price Zaeed.

Was this a conscious decision by Bioware? is the company comprised of people who hate their parents?

it's called Casul-Scrub-itis

He was AFK the whole game and we lost

Don't come to Kaiba Corp tomorow

Prove me wrong

I just found out about this bullshit. Are you fucking shitting me right now? It got shooter of the Year too? Fuck you



It's Literally Battlefront EA for autistic kids.

Why are we shitting on Battlefront that at least had decent graphics and a servers not made of Scotch Tape and Cancer but at the same time sucking this game's cock endlessly when it's such shit. What kind of fucking game doesn't even let you back out of a Goddamn matchmaking cue?

Oh cause this game has a campaign? FUCKING LOL, That shit is so tacked on and uninspired it makes Titanfall's look like a legitimate effort...Destiny looks like Citizen Cane compared to that shit....Hell I'd rather play fucking Pre-Thorn Nerf Crucible with every shotgun spamming laggy faggot than this shit.

It is 2015 how the fuck does nintendo not know how to propperly setup servers or just a simple FUCKING REGION FILTER?  Two nukes clearly wen't enough

Fuck anyone who likes this game. I wish to god I didn't buy it digital.

Who the fuck decided a game who's basic functions wouldnt be up to date a decade ago was worthy of a godamn award?
Anything deserved the award over Splatoon. I'd give fucking Life is Strange the awards before I gave it to this cancer bullshit.


sperg over

Will be posting my impressions and probably spoilers as I progress.
Feel free to ask questions.

Here's Highwire studios' first game

http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/03/democratic-rep-sanchez-decries-multiautomatic-round-weapons-video/

The fuck even is a multi-automatic round? The bullets form Titanfall? Bullets that shoot more bullets?

https://www.change.org/p/nasa-changing-the-planet-name-of-kepler-22-b-to-namek

Weebs are trying to get NASA and the IAU to change a planet's name to Namek from Dragonball

god help us all

Fuck spoiler trailers
Might as well not even watch it now

MW2: Price using a nuke to EMP the Russians.
(would have realistically just escalated to nuclear war before the EMP even went off)


Halo 2: Giving the Covenant back their bomb
(needs no explaination)


Monster Hunter: Everything
(Motherfuckers with cats beating fucking Godzilla monsters to death with hammers...seems legit)

Halo Escalation
(Literaly made EVERYTHING after the end of Halo 4 pointless and took the series nowhere whatsoever. Not even the "Flood are on the Spirit of Fire" thing is even that big of a revelation because we already knew there were still Flood near Alpha Halo's original site.  All the series accomplished was killing off Black Team in a retarded way for no reason and removing the Absolute Record from canon for no reason and putting the plot at another wall. Why did they even have the fucking librarian show up to explain shit at the last second just to delete everything anyway)

Alien Raiders
(Cliffhanger Sequel bait for the sequel that will never happen)

I Am Legend
(How hard is it to just toss the fucking grenade)