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Gaming / Great games ruined by cheaters.
« on: February 05, 2016, 05:12:26 PM »
I remember Transformers War For Cybertron's was ruined by this one "Class Swap" glitch that allowed you to use the weapons and stats of one class with the Chasis of another, most importantly giving the Flyers the health and weapons of a tank.
This wouldn't have been as much of a issue if everyone got to do it, at least then we'd have all been on an equal playing feild, but the guy who discovered the glitch took down the video in guilt, and thus the secrets of the glitch were lost to all but the people that already knew it, untill the game's population died because of it.

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The Flood / Look who I just pulled up next to
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:21:39 PM »

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Gaming / Halo 5 Story specific discussion thread (Admirals get in here!!)
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:06:27 PM »
I know there's already a Halo 5 mega-thread but I felt the need to make a story specific one to have constructive discussion about the game and it's pre-release advertising campaign's story questionable discussions and what they did both wrong and right as well as it's implications for future material without having 2 billion "Fuck Pizza skins" complaints in a row.

My opinion on the game
Now with that out of the way in my opinion Halo 5 is extremely curious. I honestly don't hate the ending like most people. In fact I love the ending! The prospect for this war against the Forerunner's overwhelming technology and the possibilities for what comes next excites me. I instead feel that the problem is with the events leading up to it. The game does not earn the big cliffhanger ending. I think the big problem is that they advertised the game's story at it's core is a search for Cortana and trying to uncover her intentions, but it get's sidetracked with so much other stuff that it almost completely loses focus at points and thus loses out on the part of the story that really matters.
I realize now that the hunt for John was only supposed to be a front in the first place and the intrigue was supposed to be that of figuring out what's going on with Cortana, but the game gets way too distracted with Locke and Sangelios which ultimately accomplish nothing that acting as filler, and taking up time that could have been better spent on the main story of Cortana's reappearance.
They could have easily condensed and consolidated certain levels (like Glassed, Meridian Station, Unconfirmed and Evacuation) to make room for more important things, like missions on Genesis or cutscenes that actually advance the main story, and even cut certain levels entirely like Enemy Lines and put the Kraken into the Battle of Sunaion.

I think the problem of the story losing it's focused is the most pronounced when Locke finally Catches up with John and John already knows Cortana's goals aren't exactly the best. We never got to see what brings him to that conclusion. Exuberant Waifu even states that they have been wandering the Conduit for hours. You'd think seeing what happens between then that lead John to be suspicious of Cortana would be more important to show than Mike Colter and friends going to find a pet sentinel.

I think 343 was just desperate to fit the fall of the covenant into the game and the whole thing suffered because of it. Maybe they should have waited for Halo Wars 2 or done a completely different project for the sake of giving both stories the space they need.

If they had focused more on the real point of the story, and constructed it in a way that felt less like everything had just gotten started at the end, I think the prospect of Cortana beginning her takeover of the galaxy. In fact I think the main events of the main story-line lend themselves to this very well. John finding  out Cortana is alive and has plans for this forced control over the galaxy over a mislead idea of peace and ends up being captured out of his compasion for Cortana, and then meanwhile Locke, who was sent on a manhunt for John who went AWOL, has his mission changed to a rescue when he realises the truth of what's happening by the clues John left behind. You take those elements of the story develop those without all the needless filler and you have a full narative that makes the ending woth it.

Other than that, Loke was boring. No idea what 343 wanted to accomplish by introducing him. In fact everyone  other than John, Warden Eternal and Cortana are pretty anemic or nonexistant in terms of anything other than backstory. They needed to do more with the characters that had or simply not had them at all.

John seems to be growing as a character. He has at some point between Halo 4 and now developed his own opinions and convictions including about what was done to him, but despite that he hasn't gone full Karen Traviss like everyone else (Including Halsey herself apparently) although I do question his comparison of the Spartan program to Coranta's forced peace.

Warden Eternal is an interesting fellow. He clearly shares the sentiment of the Didact and plently other forerunners that humanity are dangerous and animalistic, but still defaults his goals to Cortana. Why he belives AI's are to inherit the Mantle is unknown and an interesting prospect. It is very likely that he has an ultirior motive and may have just made the entire thing up, especially since the only other Forerunner AI we see in the game thinks he's gone apeshit and is firmly agains his and Cortana's goals.
And everyone makes white knight jokes about the Warden which is an absolutely hilarious interpretation of his charachter but ultimately what his is doing, in subverting Cortana to stop John is exactly what he should be doing in his role. He knows John only as a warrior of what he considers a dangerous and savage race, and what we gather from his dialogue, probably knows a good bunch about the Spatan program in general and even John personally. At the end of the day he knows John wont agree with Cortana's plan and will likely do everything in his power to stop her, making him a threat to Cortana and their plans.

There's still the issues of the Domain and the audio logs
As much as I do like about the campaign and  think they had some good ideas, I still think it was the weakest story in the series by far.

but that was just my 2 cents on the matter for now, so with that what are you guys' thoughts, oppinions and theories on Halo 5





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The Flood / Nice try, Cheat. But you wont make me homesick that easily.
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:13:58 PM »

Man, the Wing Stop on Fulton avenue was the place where I bought the wings for my going away party when I was moving out of Brooklyn. That was the day I finally payed back my friend for all his bullshit Little Mac shenanigans once and for all.
I have no Idea how you found out about it,or what cheap emotional Jew magic you're trying to pull by showing me this but it wont work!

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The Flood / Sorry for the quality of my posts
« on: February 03, 2016, 04:17:49 PM »
Specifically in regards all my poorly spelled out and not fully thought out or researched shit that I tend to post. I don't know why but for a while now iv'e just felt lethargic and a little bit depressed and because of it I don't put much thought or effort into the things Iv'e been posting.
I honestly don't know when i'll start feeling better. Maybe then i'll put more time and care into the things I post. Maybe I could end up being as constructive as Big Boss someday. Until then i really am sorry.

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Gaming / Nintendo is shitposting on twitter now (False Alarm)
« on: February 01, 2016, 04:05:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/Nintendo_US/status/693935575808774144

EDIT never mind false alarm its not verified

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Gaming / Songs and sounds you dread hearing in games
« on: February 01, 2016, 03:37:34 PM »
The dreaded Lobby Simulator National Anthem
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Not this guy again
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RUN BITCH RUN!!
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And lets not forget the sound of all fun in the match comming to an end
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I swear that's exactly how Halo 5 feels to me. I've done everything I possibly can to alleviate it. Iv'e put my acceleration down to 2, and even dropped my sensitivity down to 4 but for the love of god I still cant land shots consistently in matchmaking.
Not that ive never been particularly good at any of the other Halo games, but for gods sake at least I could aim at least semi competently. Iv'e never felt like a fucking cripple while I played. I go back to MCC and font have this kind of issue on the other games.

Its been making me feel bad.

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The Flood / Holy Budget Cuts Batman
« on: January 31, 2016, 09:54:54 PM »
Oh how this show has gone to shit

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Just pause at 12 Minutes in...This is what happens when you let interns animate your show in photoshop.

also there's a Jojo reference somewhere in this episode




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The Flood / #SERIOUS
« on: January 31, 2016, 09:03:28 PM »

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The Flood / Oh my fuckig Christ, Aldnoah Zero is so fucking bad.
« on: January 30, 2016, 10:13:27 PM »
Like look at this fucking scene. This isnt even a legitamate miscommunication, It's two characters acting like idiots for the sake of drama.
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 This entire fucking show is like this. So many fucking situations are bullshit exactly like this. Even the Martians' justification for invading earth is so fucking ass backward it would make your head spin. The only character that isnt complete dogshit is Slaine and he only gets away with being an illogical manipulative prick because they intentionally wrote him to be one.

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Gaming / Thel Vadamee is coming to Killer Instinct
« on: January 30, 2016, 08:42:47 PM »
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I might actually buy this

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Gaming / Daily reminder Masahiro Sakurai is a complete hack
« on: January 30, 2016, 08:03:14 PM »
nice hitboxes

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The Flood / Post shitty jokes that nobody but you will get ITT
« on: January 30, 2016, 05:56:41 PM »

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The Flood / Holy shit ! Everybody get on dubtrack
« on: January 29, 2016, 06:55:49 PM »
Ryle is killing my eardrums I need help

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Gaming / The req system RNG is officialy a nightmare from hell
« on: January 29, 2016, 12:17:56 PM »
How is it I have manages tot get BOTH new carbines INCLUDING THE FUCKING NEEDLE RIFLE but I still to this day have no DMR

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The Flood / Aww~<3
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:47:40 PM »

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Literal scum

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Gaming / The Pokemon 20th anniversary commercial is absolute badassary
« on: January 25, 2016, 12:09:38 PM »
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Nintendo has definitely stepped it up from their ear-grating songs about cephalopod-younglings

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The Flood / Sleigh bells ring. Are you listening?
« on: January 25, 2016, 11:58:21 AM »
in the lane
snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song
as we go along
walking in a winter wonderland

In the medow we can build a snow man
and pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll ask "Are you married?"
We'll say "No man, no man Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger"

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps, you insult my Queen, you threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian, perhaps you should have done the same."

"This is blasphemy! This is Madness!

"Madness?"
Spoiler

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The Flood / Am I honestly that bad of a poster.
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:03:31 AM »
Give you honest opinion and I will try to change what I do.

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Gaming / A shitpost to surpass Metal Gear
« on: January 23, 2016, 08:51:18 AM »
 I killed them.
 I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them.
 And not just the men, but the women and the bots, too.
They're like BKs, and I slaughtered them like BKs.
I REKT THEM!

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/ChaosMetalDrago/video/14120052

(Shout out to pip for having my back and compensating for my shit aim yesterday)

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The Flood / Wait, Is this real?
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:04:06 AM »

Who the fuck is this nigga?

EDIT: some fucker from the EU apparantly

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The Flood / Mods are asleep. Post weeb shit
« on: January 22, 2016, 05:37:50 AM »

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Gaming / Yu-Gi-Oh meta in a nutshell
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:03:43 PM »


Quality game design konami

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The Flood / Another one of these
« on: January 19, 2016, 04:01:54 PM »
remove facehugger
you are worst xenomorph. you are the xenomorph idiot you are the xenomprph smell. return to weyland yutanni. to our weyland yutani cousins you may come our colny. you may live in the airlokc….ahahahaha ,android we will never forgeve you. robo rascal FUck but fuck asshole xenomorph stink android beep boop..xenomorph genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead xenomorph...ahahahahahANDROID WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget nostromo .predator we kill the king , predator return to your precious franchise….hahahahaha idiot xenomorph and android smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE FACEHUGGER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ripley+hudson+predator+jonsey=kill android…you will nostromo/ arnold alive on sulaco, arnold making movie of sulaco . fast film arnold sulago. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of arnold… you are ppoor stink xenomorph… you live in a crash site hahahaha, you live in on lv 426
arnold alive numbr one #1 on nostromo ….fuck the weyland yutani ,..FUCKk ashol zenomorf no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur eg and spesies. Ahnold aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with choppa magic now we the sulaco rule .ape of the zoo presidant petr weyland fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and weylaand yutani wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. sulaco grettest ship

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Gaming / Sarkeesian's cash grab shill-fest is coming to an end apparantly
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:15:36 PM »
So the hundred thousand dollar series of immense production quality and well researched unbiased and purely factual is nearing it's end.
I'm glad that was done on time and not dragged out over the course of several years of manufactured controversy to maximize profits or anything.

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Now can we please not have anymore incidents between now and then so I don't have to see her smug face plastered everywhere after this.











oh and fuck Metroid Other M

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