Fallout 5 Real Life Edition is Bethesda's ambitious new project. In conjunction with the United States Government, and the Electoral collage, Elder Scrolls developers Bethesda have set out to create what they are calling a "revolutionary new genre in the world of gaming" that they've dubbed the Massive Multiplayer In Real Life Game, which which they believe will be the most far reaching and influential game ever created. Tod Howard of Bethesda had this to say about their new title.

"By electing a terrible president this year we are laying the groundwork for 'Fallout 5: In Real Life'. The Sheer gross incompetence of both Clinton and Drumpf means that whichever one of them is elected, the nuclear war integral to our project is inevitable. In face I just want to take a moment to thank our fans both Republican and Democrat who have supported this endeavor from day one. We know that such pisspoor people could never have gotten the votes they have without all of your help. Such a huge undertaking could never be possible without all of this support.

With Fallout 5 we hope to reach a far larger audience than we ever have before, by including literally everyone on the planet, and we hope you all enjoy the wonderfully immersive experience we have in sore for you next year."

Other Details known about Fallout 5 Real Life Edition include the Following


* Releasing in real life only (No PC, or console ports are planned)
* Massive Multiplayer expected to house over 7 billion players
* New Quantum™ Physics Engine brings detail down to the subatomic level)
* The largest and most detailed map spanning the entire globe.
* In game economy with real money and trading
* All new features for hardcore players such as revamped and more realistic status ailments and perma-death

We reached out to Tod Howard for comments on the new physics engine and the ingame economy and possible microtransactions.

"We don't like thinking of it as micro-transactions. Really we are giving the players the option of how the economy will be run. Weather that will be with real money, or caps or just strait up bartering and trading has yet to be seen. We are honestly super exited to see how this will pan out when the game drops. But what is very exiting to talk about is the new Quantum™ Physics engine from real life that will be a massive part of the game. Everything is built up from the subatomic level and this affects everything in the game. General physics are far less buggy than before, but not only that, so many improvements to the overall experience come from the engine.
The lighting system, things like radiation, and disease, the way objects behave, even the sound design are all now 100% realistic, and I swear this time It Just Works."

Fallout 5 is set to release as early as Inauguration Day 2017

(Taken from IGN)

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/15/america-is-fucked


So what do you guys think about this new game? I personalty think the player population is going to drop like a rock starting from day 1 because of the  perma-death mechanic, especially since it's starting out with a nuclear war that most players probably wont survive.

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Those starters look legitimately terrible

What am I looking at? Why was this made? What the hell kind of a meme is this?

KFC never has any fucking Potato Wedges
McDonalds never has fucking pies
and why the hell does Popeyes ALWAYS give me fucking seasoning when I ask for Blackened Ranch sauce?

Is there something wrong with this city? What the hell?

and Ken loves fucking cops.

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Here is the abridged version of the theory since I dont feel like typing out a fuck ton:
343i has been teasing the flood's return hard as fuck since before Halo 4 and the events of Halo 5 are a pretense to it:

Warden Eternal is corruped by the logic plague. His contraction of it is probably linked to the miraculously reemergence of the Domain which is being caused by Flood/Precursors somewhere. The Logic Plague is what is causing his seemingly mad assertion that AIs are the true re-claimers of the Mantle, since nothing else I can think of could have convinced a forerunner AI of something so blatantly untrue. The point of him enabling Cortana's power grab is to have control over anything capable of resisting the flood when they return, including the all important Halo Array. With what was set up it would be all to easy for the Warden to spread the Logic plague to not just Cortana who is in control of everything currently, but all of the other AIs too. In fact it's possible that Cortana may have already be corrupted, as it was the Warden who convinced her to carry out the plan, and her general behavior  in Halo 5 seems to be odd to say the least, even when you do factor in her rampancy.

What do you guys think? Did I overlook anything>

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Neither directions nor magnetic polarities are sentient, therefore they are unable to have any bias or bigotry.

Darth Maul is Snoke because we never saw him die
Leia is Snoke becase she is force sensitive
Boba Fett is Snoke because muh attachment to a 1 dimensional character who fell into a pit and dies

and i'm not saying Kinder is Snoke, but has anyone seen Kinder and Supreme leader Snoke in the same room together? Think about it