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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that my dad is Microsoft
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:31:36 PM »
With my final moments, I'll buy a shit load of Apple products.

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:30:18 PM »
A lot of people at work do want to see Finding Dory, however one of them is a girl who's kind of a degenerate and dominates the conversations with shit I don't care about and keeps putting me in an awkward position in front of the QT. If we went to see it without her she will find out somehow and it's gonna be even more awkward.

Well then, you know what to do.

Coordinate a meetup. Oh and maybe even have Seal Team Six on route to her location. She's gonna get a 3 month ban.

My dad is Microsoft, I can make that happen. >_>

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:20:56 PM »
Like I said, we only exchanged numbers so we could coordinate meetups with others. I still don't know her that well.

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:04:28 PM »
What do you mean by that?

Also it's a bit stressful and I feel like I'm rushed for time since she's leaving in about six weeks.

Just don't pussyfoot around.

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:59:12 AM »
See above response.

You should've called her, not friended her on FB.

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:58:45 AM »
I may have her number but I don't think we're at a level of friendship where we can just call each other yet. I got it more so that we could coordinate meetups with others. I don't know her very well yet, my plan is to do meet ups with her and like one or two other people about once (or if scheduling allows it) twice a week so I can get to know her as a friend more.

Fucking lol seriously? The fuck happened to actually talking to people or giving them a call?

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:56:53 AM »
But I did get her number.....

She would've given you her number otherwise.

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The Flood / Re: Luci is a skank.
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:27:25 AM »
Make like a banana and kill yourself.

worst servant.

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:26:40 AM »
I thought FB was like the worlds normiest website?

Have you considered the possibility she's a normal human being and doesn't use Facebook anymore?

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The Flood / Re: Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 11:26:13 AM »
I treat it like skype whereas if someone responds to me I can be notified right away, it might be something important.

>facebook
>always open
Kill yourself my main man.

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The Flood / Cursed Female Mind Games
« on: June 14, 2016, 10:58:46 AM »
>Get number from QT yesterday
>Send friend invite on FB
>Still nothing

Or is it one of those things where I'm the only person who keeps FB open in another tab so I can instantly respond to any notification that pops up?

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The Flood / Re: Amazon thinks I'm a terrorist
« on: June 14, 2016, 10:55:09 AM »
Went and bought Final Fantasy Tactics A2 about an hour ago because Amazon is doing a special promotion where certain items that counts as being in the video games department will have a promotion where if you spend over $20 on one item you get a code for six exclusive items in FFXIV.

Apparently Tuna counts as a video game item.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Wars 2 Complaints
« on: June 13, 2016, 11:22:26 PM »
ITT: People complaining that the sequel to Babies First Strategy will be even more of a failure than the first one was.

The most valid complaint about the game is that it exists.

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The Flood / Re: Luci is a skank.
« on: June 13, 2016, 11:15:33 PM »
Das it's no secret that my list goes: Saber > Rin > Ilya > Caster > Kirei > Shinji > horse shit > Worm slut

so, the saberfag actually appreciates best girl...


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The Flood / Re: Meme Magic Thread
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:58:49 PM »
Eww! Wipe that cum, off my shoulder!

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The Flood / Re: I was walking with Mohammed on the beach
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:58:15 PM »
I'm surprised he didn't say anything about goats.

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The Flood / Re: Luci is a skank.
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:40:56 PM »
The only good thing to come from this thread is the Rin image.

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The Flood / Re: adventures in louisiana
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:38:56 PM »
Looks like a fedora tipper got triggered seeing the books when looking for a place to hide their chicken tendies.

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which provided a copy of the book of mormon alongside the gideon's bible. written on the inside cover was "do NOT read".

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The Flood / Re: Can I get a heyyyyyyooo
« on: June 13, 2016, 04:04:30 PM »
I have to differentiate my Viking blood from those dirty French Filth.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite youtuber?
« on: June 12, 2016, 10:29:45 PM »
I miss Internet Aristocrat/Mister Metokur.

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The Flood / Re: post itt and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: June 12, 2016, 10:29:16 PM »
What about a scale from maple syrup on bacon to a used hole puncher?

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The Flood / Re: Kiss your sister
« on: June 12, 2016, 07:25:42 PM »
Just say: "Eww, get that cum off my shoulder!"

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Gaming / Re: Infinite Warfare pre-order numbers are in
« on: June 12, 2016, 07:07:15 AM »
>Scam Citizen

There is one thing this game has going for it, unlike Destiny this game has space combat.

You could also Elite Dangerous or Star Citizen or any of the other countless spacesims if you want that. The space segment will almost assuredly be a one time use thing with minimal that gets swiftly forgotten forgotten about after 15 minutes.

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Septagon / Re: Sep7agon class photo
« on: June 11, 2016, 09:52:46 PM »
When will it be ready?

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A sign that they secretly want a third.

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The Flood / Re: Only idiots go to Game Awards, right?
« on: June 11, 2016, 06:25:08 PM »
So how are they then?

:^)

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Family hasn't been funny in like 13 years.

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StarCraft

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The Flood / Re: I got bored. Tell me what you think?
« on: June 11, 2016, 11:52:25 AM »
WHY IS IT SO CUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEE?!?!?!?!

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Well he's half white so I guess I can half defend him.

Don't feel weird for defending your current president even if you don't agree with him he is still the president.

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