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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:51:08 PM »
>I'm a fruity fag for not liking fruity shit

Oh I am laughing.

Dude are you sure you're not gay?

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They're pretty catchy. Too bad Naruto's best opening isn't on iTunes.

YouTube


why

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:45:41 PM »
You would be right if I hadn't tried it before. But I have and formed this opinion based on my experience. It's chewy, smelly crap.

This is incredibly narrow minded.

Bigot.

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:37:59 PM »
Fruit candy is fucking nasty. Chocolate or bust.

starburst and skittles are goat though

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:33:35 PM »
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

I've been called a square many times before, but its never stopped me from having fun.

Spoken like a true square
Haha fuckin nerd

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:31:52 PM »
Here's the thing Das, I could spend money on alcohol and then have to spend money on medical bills so I can continue to spend more money on alcohol.

Or I could not spend the money on alcohol and avoid having to spend money on the medical bills too. I don't need alcohol to have fun and enjoy myself.

To drink more

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:29:42 PM »
At least I know it'll be diabetes and not some form of cancer.

But will the diabetes be worth it?

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:28:58 PM »
Why waste the money?

pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:24:04 PM »
You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.

FAAAAAAAAAG

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The Flood / Re: Yeah all I really want is GIRLS
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:23:24 PM »
Fucking Shakespeare right here.

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I unironically have a bunch of Naruto and Bleach openings and endings I bought off iTunes.

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:21:25 PM »
1. Disney starts their Halloween parties in September and ends them the first day of November, to give people a fair chance at being able to go to one by having it go on for two months. They do the same thing for Christmas because on November 2nd when all the Halloween decorations go down the Christmas decorations go up and the parties start immediately after.

2. I don't drink. Ever.

Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:18:50 PM »
No, there's actually a lot of Starburst, life savers, and Skittles. Shit I don't eat.

does everything in that bag have chocolate in it

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The Flood / Re: My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:18:16 PM »
Tell that to Bob Iger.

Nigga it's September, at least wait till October for Halloween

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The Flood / AMA My dentist will love me
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:15:36 PM »


As stated in a previous thread, I went to the Halloween party at the Magic Kingdom last night. Now the bag looks small, but that's roughly five pounds of candy. There's a surprising amount hiding in the bag and it's a lot bigger looking in person. AMA I guess.

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The Flood / Re: Is America under attack?
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:08:06 PM »
Wait what the fuck is going on in here?

EDIT: Oh, fuck you guys.

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Serious / Re: Obama and the Middle East
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:05:31 PM »
Way to blow the comment out of proportion like you always do.

How about we discuss problems in Latin America that requires help from other countries, namely the US, that can't be solved on their own? There is never an instance of this occurring. We don't need to waste time, money, and people on problems going on in Chile or Brazil or wherever. They never asked for help in these problems nor is it affecting us. We have as much reason to shift our focus there as we do for fucking Laos.

TIL there's no strife anywhere in latin america aside from mexico because "no one talks about it" (lol)

ty for informing me of this wonderful fact™

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The Flood / Re: my pen is too big!!
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:01:16 PM »

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But I hired Batman to appear too! It was going to be the best 23rd birthday party ever!

I don't know what the fuck a jumping jamboree is but you should definitely cancel that

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The Flood / Re: Brangelina divorce!!! Oh no!!!!
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:37:52 PM »
But she's so cuuuuutttteeee.

The deer in the headlights look.

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Serious / Hillary canceling public appearances
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:13:04 PM »
https://hillaryspeeches.com/scheduled-events/

Hillary has canceled all her public appearances, except for the debates, and one fundraiser where you can get your picture taken with her for only $25,000.

At all the other speeches, she's having Chelsea and Pocahontas appear in her place.

I think this is good, it gives her time to fight the evil Nazi frog.

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Are parties bad Chally? Should I cancel my birthday party with the jumping jamboree room next year?

>going to a party
>ever

Haha, you'll learn one day my son.

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Serious / Re: BUSY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:07:44 PM »
What did those idiots chasing after it think they were going to accomplish?

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I went to the Disney Halloween party yesterday.

Sadly the only thing I got some of was two cubic fucktons of candy I don't eat.

Anyways, if you're looking to "Get some" be overly friendly with everybody.

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Serious / Re: Obama and the Middle East
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:07:07 PM »
Their leader's constant threats demands more attention than whatever is going on in Honduras unless there's something that will immediately put our country at risk.

The Norks deserve no attention whatsoever, Ian.

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Serious / Re: Obama and the Middle East
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:01:37 PM »
The only strife anyone ever mentions is from the country we're right next door to. I'd be more inclined to believe in problems in the other Latin countries if people actually talked about them. And in the case that they do, are they so important that they focus our attention away from other, more important areas that are far more deserving of our concern, such as Russia's increasing aggression or North Korea's increasing threats?

You do realize a direct cause of our immigration issue is the strife and conflict occurring in Latin American nations?

While they are doing better than other parts of the world, I would hardly say the region, as a whole, is doing fine.

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The Flood / Re: Describe a user
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:51:11 PM »
Jesus what the Hell did you guys do to this thread?

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Gaming / Re: What would be the game of the decade?
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:49:50 PM »
I don't see how I would be desperate in that. Both are terrible and I've only made one remark about Battlefield so far, it's not like I'm making thread after thread reminding people that the series is shit. I've probably spent more time attacking Halo 5 (A game I'm currently playing) than I ever did on Battlefield. So I don't know where you're getting that idea from.

You seem really desparate to try and show how much you dislike Battlefield.

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Serious / Re: Obama and the Middle East
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:07:13 PM »
This is folly in his part. Not because I'm very anti-Obama, but because that would be a wasted effort.

Africa is even more tribal-like than the Middle East. A major chunk of the continent is untamed wilderness and what civilizations that do exist outside of the southern countries is in constant civil war and strife. It's hard to look at a map of Africa with all its different countries and think that half of them are as stable as they are with their existence. Yes, we could go in and solidify peace, but the people there are barbaric. As soon as we leave they'll just go back to killing one another off civilian trucks with mounted machine guns through huts constructed out of cardboard and tin metal.

As for Latin America, I don't see much of a problem. Most of the countries there seem to be fine so it continues to make no sense by moving attention to a place that doesn't need it. Unless of course he's a fan of Brazil and he's still butthurt about Germany raping them in soccer years ago.

As well as his push to pivot America from the Middle East to the Pacific Asia region. With his push to try to get the nation to give more attention to areas like Africa and the Latin America.

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Gaming / Re: What would be the game of the decade?
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:00:00 PM »
I wasn't aware of that, could I say that Battlefield popularized it? And looking back on it, if Call of Duty's negative impact stems from its yearly releases, EA was doing that with sports titles long before.

Now that I'm thinking about it, the industry has been dying for a while now....

Actually it was Rockstar that started that with L.A. Noir.

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