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The Flood / Re: is liking feminine penis gay?
« on: November 02, 2016, 06:45:00 PM »
Do you have a better idea of trapping it up?


I wouldn't recommend it

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I miss the days back when you posted nonsensical garbage.

Now you just post coherent garbage.

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The Flood / Re: is liking feminine penis gay?
« on: November 02, 2016, 04:58:20 PM »
I wish I had your genes.

excuse me

Just saying if someone likes me in that way, they're gay and I'll make sure to show them why

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The Flood / Re: Scale of 1 to 10: how do you feel about your penis?
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:51:23 PM »
11

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:08:43 PM »
I may or may not be online.

Tonight? As in 6 hours from now

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:04:27 PM »
No, and you never added me on XBL to play Halo 3.

Ian what the hell man what's wrong with you

Post pics so I can roast you in Anarchy pls

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 02, 2016, 11:37:13 AM »
Oh calm down towel head, if this was the most degenerate thread we've had you'd be lucky.

Oh god Ian

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The Flood / Re: 30+ Songs for a Trump-free America
« on: November 01, 2016, 11:21:30 PM »
It's unimaginable how bitter some people are over one man.

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The Flood / Re: Should Anime get its own forum section?
« on: November 01, 2016, 11:20:39 PM »
Anime is the reason two nukes weren't enough.

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 01, 2016, 11:19:59 PM »
Oh in the maid thread for FFXIV with the really cute outfit that I wanted?

you know the maid outfit

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 01, 2016, 10:31:28 PM »
come on you saw me

I did?

Ian is a tranny wtf

Cross dressing =/= being transgender

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Thanks for being so understanding.

we get it
You fap

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 01, 2016, 08:29:03 PM »
I have a slight gut, obvious signs of facial hair (along with acne scars from high school), more body hair than most males, that's a definite no.

pics

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The Flood / Re: My nephew has been cross-dressing lately.
« on: November 01, 2016, 07:22:15 PM »
I didn't start till puberty and I had no prior experiences beforehand.

Does it really bother you that much though? I wouldn't worry about it, your nephew is at that age where gender differences don't mean much. He'll more than likely out grow it. This isn't unusual for boys younger than six, they tend to outgrow tendencies like that fast.

yeah maybe but these sorts of things manifest pretty early

and yknow its been several times

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Futa is not gay, I'll explain the math.

Futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.

Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female

Male genitalia + female body = Futa

Female + male genitalia + female body = Herm

For the purpose of this exercise, let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts).

So, a generic 1 on 1 "Straight" Porno will go as such:

YB+YG = 1 male
Plus
XB+XG = 1 female
Thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as a baseline for what is "Straight" or not.

(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (Lesbians). We can surmise that this is "Straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.

(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa

We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining trait (the female body).

Using this simple formula, we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "Straightness".

We can also utilize this formula to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "Straightness".


You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.

What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?

Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?

>I sure enjoying playing with my own penis
>But I'm not no fag, I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything; especially when they're connected to pretty women

I went to college for this.

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Serious / Re: Second Trail of Tears fucking when?
« on: November 01, 2016, 04:18:06 PM »
Listen here you racist shit lord, it's not my duty to educate you but I will anyways!

It's wrong for only WHITE people to be proud of their ancestry because it's built on the backs of oppressed minorities! Everything white people have to be proud of is racist, and racism is power plus prejudice! It's okay for Native Americans to be prejudiced because white people are invaders and it's not racism because they have no power!

Check your privilege!

But remember, it's wrong to be proud of your people and want to preserve your ancestral lands.

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The Flood / Re: Is liking masculine vagina gay?
« on: November 01, 2016, 03:56:16 PM »
Dude I'm trying to describe the differences between a penis that belongs to a girl and a penis that belongs to a man.

this is like super gay bro

you didn't put no homo at the end of it either

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Serious / Re: Second Trail of Tears fucking when?
« on: November 01, 2016, 03:12:52 PM »
Andrew Jackson should have finished the job before his death.

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Gaming / Re: Eternal /FFXIV/ Thread *STORMBLOOD EXPANSION*
« on: November 01, 2016, 03:10:54 PM »
PoTD floors 51-100 is way too unfair to groups without a healer which is more than likely going to be the case if your searching for a group. I'm more than willing to wait longer than 10 seconds if it means I'm going to get a fair shot at clearing the content.

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It's always funny and a bit disappointing to see non-consumers in the game industry always insult the audience, ya know, the people buying and playing your games. I see nothing was learned from that part of GG two years ago.

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The Flood / Re: Is liking masculine vagina gay?
« on: November 01, 2016, 02:15:42 PM »
A lot of people say this because they falsely think a penis determines sex, that's wrong. It's BALLS! BALLS ARE WHAT MAKES IT A GUY OR NOT. Balls produce the testosterone that make the cock thick, bunch of veins, and rough because it's a penis that belongs to a man. But if the penis is small, silky smooth, then it's a feminine penis because it belongs to a girl.

I went to college for this.

that said, there's no such thing as feminine penis

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Serious / Re: Trump one point ahead in the polls with a week to go
« on: November 01, 2016, 01:08:12 PM »
This means nothing because if Trump wins, Neo-Premiere Emperor Obama will declare martial law and rule for the rest of his life with Hillary being his successor.

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The Flood / Re: is liking feminine penis gay?
« on: November 01, 2016, 06:37:39 AM »
But liking traps really ISN'T gay. Tru is just being a jerk for whatever reason. 

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The Flood / Re: Politics is a stupid thing to be passionate about
« on: October 30, 2016, 03:42:59 AM »
The problem with politics is people assume that just because you don't support their idea with helping people, you must not support helping people at all.

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Serious / Re: FBI Reopening Clinton Email Investigation
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:06:57 PM »
He's right, because no reasonable prosecutor wants their family to mysteriously vanish. Comey himself will be dead in about five years by "Jumping off a bridge".

Quote
Comey said the FBI was not recommending charges against Clinton, saying “no reasonable prosecutor” would bring such a case.

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The Flood / Re: Despicable
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:07:29 AM »
Sure, friend me on XBL.

No but we can play later if you want

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The Flood / Re: Despicable
« on: October 28, 2016, 09:43:14 AM »
Are you still playing?

Does anybody want to play Halo 3

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Gaming / Re: Things we want to see in the next Destiny
« on: October 28, 2016, 09:42:24 AM »
Anyways, I don't know why you still have hopes for Bungie. They're legitimate sellouts and killed their own community for literally no reason. They've changed, even if Destiny 2 is the second coming of Christ for video games, would you really shell out any money to them for what they've done or have become?

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