Thanks, if you hadn't corrected me I would've gotten a lesson on fat shaming and body positivism or some other regressive horse shit from OP.

*McMuffin

Are those your legs Pepsi? They're really cute.

what needs to be explained

Are you the next Jive?

The idea behind having a video on just insulting a single dumbass on B.net was what made it gold, even if the lyrics were shit.

this was never that funny

Nah bruh

You must be smoking something real foul if you think the Empire has an unfair advantage over the other factions. Mon Calamari Cruisers DESTROY Star Destroyers but Empire is given a slight advantage in TIE Defenders over B-Wings to compensate. Also people never play ground combat because they don't know how to counter mobile artillery which is so piss easy. People just want to turtle until they get their own artillery or a group of hero units then get fed up when they get stomped on.

you mean other than the absolute supremacy the empire has in space and the redonk abilities the consortium has that make playing as the rebels or empire an absolute pain in the ass? what about the multitude of useless units that are just there to fluff the unit pool and the complete ass job that is ground combat in that game? people pretty much never play the ground combat sections in that game because they're such a chore to play.

>No space battle mode
>No Conquest mode
>Outside bases there's only one strategic point on a map to capture
>Can't store reinforcements in standby
>Only two factions
>Only one hero unit per game
>More depth

Yeah nah.

no

sure i had fun with it and i occasionally still boot it up to play it, but it's a terrible RTS and i'd say that Halo Wars has more depth and complexity than EaW

Thanks for the forewarning, I'll be sure to steer clear of this blunder. At least this time it's finally on PC....

>There will never be a Halo RTS that plays like EaW.

Looks and plays the same as HW1. The developers didn't learn anything to improve the gameplay/mechanics.

It's kind of bullshit how females only get misdemeanors.

Of course Milo is going to have a skewed view of the subject considering his past as a child. I wish people would understand that, but once again people lose their mind and rationality once the subject of pedophilia is brought up.

here's a chart for those interested. if you're an adult you're really only safe from the law with people who are 20+

Not as long as you have that disgusting pedo mustache.

oh

hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku.

Alcohol turns you into a woman Das.

Clearly not.

I'm still straight edge, I'll match your Vladimir vodka with Nesquik chocolate milk.

Bottoms up, son

So is Halo Wars 2 any better than its shitty predecessor? I was significantly disappointed in HW1 and 2 looked like more of the same so I haven't bothered looking into it much.

You mean like pre-order bonuses, day one DLC, and season passes? There isn't much of a problem with the first considering it's almost always cosmetic in nature, but the other two aren't inherently caused by preorders. Preordering doesn't do anything but guarantee a copy of the game in the mail for you when it releases; it's not like reserving a copy at a store where you have to pay a fee up front, no money is involved until the game is released.

I really wish this stigma against preordering would go away, it's energized by problems unrelated to it.

not when it gives developers incentive to cut content that otherwise would've been in the game anyway