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9901
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:25:26 PM »
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? Spoiler I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.
9902
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:19:36 PM »
What's do Jews and stiff nipples have in common? Spoiler They both disappear after a hot shower.
9903
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:18:33 PM »
What do you do when you're walking through the woods and you come across a woman who's obviously been raped and murdered? Spoiler Check your map, you've been walking in circles.
9904
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:08:09 PM »
What's 12 inches long, blue, stiff and will keep your wife screaming all night long?
9905
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:06:55 PM »
What's the last thing which went through my classmates' minds?
9906
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:05:27 PM »
What do you get if you stab a baby 37 times? Spoiler 37 new places to put your erection.
9907
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:03:42 PM »
What do you do when you've just raped a deaf girl? Spoiler Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
9908
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:28 PM »
A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff. Who wins?
9909
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:00:06 PM »
What's the leading cause of paedophilia?
9910
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:54:16 PM »
So, I'm walking home from work, and I see a black man carrying a television. I think to myself, "Is that mine?" Spoiler But then I remember that mine's back home washing the dishes.
9911
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know which made her more surprised. . . Spoiler that I was fucking our daughter or the fact the hospital let me keep the stillborn.
9912
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 PM »
I like my women how I like my coffee. Spoiler Ground up and stored in the cupboard.
9913
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:49:54 PM »
A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims. Spoiler The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."
9914
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:48:32 PM »
A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" Spoiler He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."
9915
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:45:44 PM »
What's the best way to starve a black man to death? Spoiler Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
9916
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »
What's the hardest part about having sex with your sister? Spoiler Getting her out the crib.
9917
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:43:43 PM »
What's the best thing about fucking a 12-year-old girl in the shower? Spoiler If you slick back her hair she looks like a 10-year-old boy.
9918
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:42:39 PM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? Spoiler You can't fuck a rock.
9919
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:41:41 PM »
How do you pick up a Jewish girl? Spoiler With a broom and dustpan
9920
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:39:30 PM »
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
9921
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:35:31 PM »
What's red, 10 inches long and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?
9922
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »
What's black and screams? Spoiler Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
9923
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:31:25 PM »
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Spoiler Roll up her sleeve.
9924
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:29:27 PM »
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first? Spoiler So it can finish sucking you off. How do you get the baby out of the blender?
9925
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:47:27 PM »
Jesus. Spoiler GO TO A BREAK, NOW
9926
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:36:07 PM »
GOD DAMN THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING IMPORTANT
9927
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:36:55 PM »
Good.
9928
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:33:38 PM »
That's all well and good, and perfectly rational, but you seem to be missing the heart of my question here. Let's discard the semantics here and replace "evil" with the term "antisocial" or "psychopathic". I'm not talking about the people you have fundamental philosophical differences with, I'm talking about the people who murder, rape and commit genocide without a hint of guilt (although, those two aren't mutually exclusive). I'm not so much interested as to whether you would call these people evil - for whatever reasons you may have - but whether we can define these people as essentially immoral in their character, given our knowledge of neurological aberrations that account for them. Can you call a psychopathic murderer evil, immoral, worthy of punishment, fundamentally wrong, knowing he has this emotional deficit, and be right in principle?
9929
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:15:42 PM »
Whatever though, we're getting into semantics and that's just a waste of time when we're basically saying the same thing.
Essentially >.>
9930
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:13:21 PM »
So, for you, the word "evil" doesn't contain any sort of agency in its definition? Basically. I use it in the same vein as the word "villain", or "enemy".
So then the key would be to rethink how you view your enemies. You may be diametrically opposed to them, in some way, but to call them villainous or your enemy is to demean them - at least morally - in some way. When, in fact, their position as being your enemy isn't actually their own choice. I'm not saying you shouldn't consider people your enemies, of course, I'm just curious as to how that diminishes the idea of evil being irrelevant. Making the definition relative to everybody is one of the best ways to make it irrelevant, actually.
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