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Serious / Re: Is anybody truly evil?
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:38:46 PM »
I'm at a lose to find a truly sane, healthy individual who was actually evil. Namely because such people just don't exist.
Jeffrey Dahmer?
What?

He's like the best example of a mentally ill serial killer.

9902
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:28:11 PM »
What's the best thing about raping a four-year-old?
Spoiler
Watching him cry on the witness stand.

9903
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:25:26 PM »
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
Spoiler
I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker.

9904
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:19:36 PM »
What's do Jews and stiff nipples have in common?
Spoiler
They both disappear after a hot shower.

9905
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:18:33 PM »
What do you do when you're walking through the woods and you come across a woman who's obviously been raped and murdered?
Spoiler
Check your map, you've been walking in circles.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:08:09 PM »
What's 12 inches long, blue, stiff and will keep your wife screaming all night long?
Spoiler
Cot death.

9907
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:06:55 PM »
What's the last thing which went through my classmates' minds?
Spoiler
9mm bullets.

9908
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:05:27 PM »
What do you get if you stab a baby 37 times?
Spoiler
37 new places to put your erection.

9909
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:03:42 PM »
What do you do when you've just raped a deaf girl?
Spoiler
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:28 PM »
A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Spoiler
Society.

9911
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:00:06 PM »
What's the leading cause of paedophilia?
Spoiler
Sexy kids.

9912
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:54:16 PM »
So, I'm walking home from work, and I see a black man carrying a television. I think to myself, "Is that mine?"
Spoiler
But then I remember that mine's back home washing the dishes.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know which made her more surprised. . .
Spoiler
that I was fucking our daughter or the fact the hospital let me keep the stillborn.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 PM »
I like my women how I like my coffee.
Spoiler
Ground up and stored in the cupboard.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:49:54 PM »
A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.

"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.

Spoiler
The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:48:32 PM »
A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?"
Spoiler
He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:45:44 PM »
What's the best way to starve a black man to death?
Spoiler
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »
What's the hardest part about having sex with your sister?
Spoiler
Getting her out the crib.

9919
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:43:43 PM »
What's the best thing about fucking a 12-year-old girl in the shower?
Spoiler
If you slick back her hair she looks like a 10-year-old boy.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:42:39 PM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Spoiler
You can't fuck a rock.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:41:41 PM »
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
Spoiler
With a broom and dustpan

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:39:30 PM »
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
Spoiler
Neither has he.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:35:31 PM »
What's red, 10 inches long and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?
Spoiler
Her miscarriage.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »
What's black and screams?
Spoiler
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:31:25 PM »
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Spoiler
Roll up her sleeve.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:29:27 PM »
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
Spoiler
So it can finish sucking you off.

How do you get the baby out of the blender?
Spoiler
Tortilla chips.

9927
The Flood / Behold, Fuckupus Chavus
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:47:27 PM »
YouTube


Jesus.

Spoiler
GO TO A BREAK, NOW

9928
The Flood / HEARTBREAKING DNA RESULTS
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:36:07 PM »
YouTube


GOD DAMN THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

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Serious / Re: Is anybody truly evil?
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:33:38 PM »

That's all well and good, and perfectly rational, but you seem to be missing the heart of my question here.

Let's discard the semantics here and replace "evil" with the term "antisocial" or "psychopathic". I'm not talking about the people you have fundamental philosophical differences with, I'm talking about the people who murder, rape and commit genocide without a hint of guilt (although, those two aren't mutually exclusive).

I'm not so much interested as to whether you would call these people evil - for whatever reasons you may have - but whether we can define these people as essentially immoral in their character, given our knowledge of neurological aberrations that account for them. Can you call a psychopathic murderer evil, immoral, worthy of punishment, fundamentally wrong, knowing he has this emotional deficit, and be right in principle?

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