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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:25:26 PM »
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
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9902
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:19:36 PM »
What's do Jews and stiff nipples have in common?
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9903
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:18:33 PM »
What do you do when you're walking through the woods and you come across a woman who's obviously been raped and murdered?
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9904
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:08:09 PM »
What's 12 inches long, blue, stiff and will keep your wife screaming all night long?
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9905
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:06:55 PM »
What's the last thing which went through my classmates' minds?
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9906
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:05:27 PM »
What do you get if you stab a baby 37 times?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:03:42 PM »
What do you do when you've just raped a deaf girl?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:28 PM »
A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff. Who wins?
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9909
The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:00:06 PM »
What's the leading cause of paedophilia?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:54:16 PM »
So, I'm walking home from work, and I see a black man carrying a television. I think to myself, "Is that mine?"
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know which made her more surprised. . .
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 PM »
I like my women how I like my coffee.
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:49:54 PM »
A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.

"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:48:32 PM »
A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?"
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:45:44 PM »
What's the best way to starve a black man to death?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »
What's the hardest part about having sex with your sister?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:43:43 PM »
What's the best thing about fucking a 12-year-old girl in the shower?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:42:39 PM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:41:41 PM »
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:39:30 PM »
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:35:31 PM »
What's red, 10 inches long and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »
What's black and screams?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:31:25 PM »
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:29:27 PM »
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
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How do you get the baby out of the blender?
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The Flood / Behold, Fuckupus Chavus
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:47:27 PM »
YouTube


Jesus.

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The Flood / HEARTBREAKING DNA RESULTS
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:36:07 PM »
YouTube


GOD DAMN THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

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Good.

9928
Serious / Re: Is anybody truly evil?
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:33:38 PM »

That's all well and good, and perfectly rational, but you seem to be missing the heart of my question here.

Let's discard the semantics here and replace "evil" with the term "antisocial" or "psychopathic". I'm not talking about the people you have fundamental philosophical differences with, I'm talking about the people who murder, rape and commit genocide without a hint of guilt (although, those two aren't mutually exclusive).

I'm not so much interested as to whether you would call these people evil - for whatever reasons you may have - but whether we can define these people as essentially immoral in their character, given our knowledge of neurological aberrations that account for them. Can you call a psychopathic murderer evil, immoral, worthy of punishment, fundamentally wrong, knowing he has this emotional deficit, and be right in principle?

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Serious / Re: What makes a friend?
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:15:42 PM »
Whatever though, we're getting into semantics and that's just a waste of time when we're basically saying the same thing.
Essentially >.>

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Serious / Re: Is anybody truly evil?
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:13:21 PM »
So, for you, the word "evil" doesn't contain any sort of agency in its definition?
Basically. I use it in the same vein as the word "villain", or "enemy".
So then the key would be to rethink how you view your enemies. You may be diametrically opposed to them, in some way, but to call them villainous or your enemy is to demean them - at least morally - in some way.

When, in fact, their position as being your enemy isn't actually their own choice. I'm not saying you shouldn't consider people your enemies, of course, I'm just curious as to how that diminishes the idea of evil being irrelevant.

Making the definition relative to everybody is one of the best ways to make it irrelevant, actually.

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