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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:41:23 PM »
what the fuck even happened to this thread

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Serious / Re: What qualities constitute 'good' music???
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:40:52 PM »
Considering I like Lady Gaga and her music, I feel it's best for me to stay out of this debate.
Yes.

That's. . .

That's probably best.

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The Flood / Re: I'm sorry for running amok
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:39:18 PM »
I should have never used those words
YouTube

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The Flood / I'm sorry for running amok
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM »
SORRY I HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE

FUCK YOU FAGGETS


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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:35:00 PM »
humus
HUMMERS

WATRE THEY DOING HERE

PUT SOME FUCKING FIFTYCALS ON THEM AND SEND THEM TO IRAQ

MAYBE ISIS CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON THEM ONCE WE'VE KILLED ABOUT FIVE OF THEM

GOOD RESULT THAT

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:33:31 PM »
This went from a lighthearted joke to cyberbullying. Guise stahp!!!
Kinder knows I'm not trying to hurt.

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I'm trying to destroy him.
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No, not really, I'm just
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RUNNING AMOK

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:32:09 PM »
only delirious one here is you after being in the sun for too long
lol

because he's one of those iraniggers


FILTHY FUCKEN ISLAM WITH HIS SHANIQUA LAW

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The Flood / Guys, stop picking on Kinder
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:28:57 PM »
His parents probably bully him enough without our help.

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I hope they keep you locked in the basement and feed you fish heads.
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Fucking cretin.
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I'M RUNNING AMOK

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:25:22 PM »
slash's mom is my mom now
So you're saying Slash's auntie is your mom?

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:21:27 PM »
Why is your mom answering the phone?
My mom is dead.
That's why I dug her up and put her cell phone in with her.

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:20:40 PM »
Why is your mom answering the phone?
FUCKING SHREKT SO HARD


OOOOOOH

OOOOOOOH

KOORA FUCKEN WRECKED YOU HARDER THAN YOU POUND YOUR GERIATRIC MOTHER'S WITHERED ANUS

OOOOH

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The Flood / Re: Here's my ex girl's numba
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:20:00 PM »
I always knew you dated a guy in a big house.

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The Flood / Re: Meta confirmed to be a pegboy
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:18:31 PM »
did u even read the thread

or is being a chronic faggot just a hobby of yours

9734
The Flood / I'd like to confess my love to Korra
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:15:51 PM »
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just touching her makes me euphoric
Across her body, my right hand goes
I've been practicing, believe me, it shows.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

Another deep breath, the tension mounts
Have to stay focused, every moment counts
I am ready lets get movin'
Here it goes, we both start groovin'.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I start out slow to get in the swing
As I do she starts to sing
The sounds and feelings grow more immense
The movements, become more intense.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

She screams and screams, while I am gropin'
My heart stops as I see the door open
My mom walks in and with a frown
Says, Your guitar is too loud, please turn it down.

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i got u faggets AGEN
fkn troled
IM RUNNING AMOK

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The Flood / Re: I'd just like to apologise to all you guys
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:14:29 PM »
>spells apologize with an s

Fucking britbongs
You shut your dirty fucking traitor mouth, Yankee.

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The Flood / Re: An hour of scrubbing later
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:12:22 PM »
I needed something  to divert attention away from my huge dick
I know.

Your mom still phones me and complains about the ruptured anus you gave her.

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The Flood / Re: An hour of scrubbing later
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:10:40 PM »
Whatever you're compensating for. . .

It isn't enough.

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The Flood / I'd just like to apologise to all you guys
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:10:11 PM »


i fucken got u agen

ur so fucken gullable

IM RUNNING AMOK


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The Flood / Re: North Korean Army getting ready.
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:07:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Your favourite poem?
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:04:37 PM »
but it doesn't hurt to have it post twice.
Damn right it doesn't.

My fucking nigger.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to send Meta back to Serious
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:04:04 PM »
The Flood has enough faggotry without you running amok

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The Flood / Re: When you take the perfect shit
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:03:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: When you take the perfect shit
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:02:56 PM »

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The Flood / Petition to send Meta back to Serious
« on: December 21, 2014, 05:01:52 PM »
kek fooled u faggets

BOW

BOW TO YOUR FUCKING MASTER

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The Flood / Re: When you take the perfect shit
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:59:04 PM »
Meta, pls. Go back to your Serious cage.
I thought you, of all the users here, would enjoy hearing about the machinations of my anus.

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The Flood / Re: I don't understand the majority of marijuana hate on here
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:57:45 PM »
Don't hate it. Don't like it either. Just sitting around is all. Folks can do what they feel like.
m8

get some fucken mary jane in

smoke a bit of piff

get skunk'd by Hashton Kusher.

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The Flood / Re: Your favourite poem?
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:56:48 PM »
Did you post that without realising it's my OP?

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The Flood / When you take the perfect shit
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:54:32 PM »
And it burns ever so slightly, but it's tempered by the coolness of the toilet seat. It's a smooth drop, and yet your sphincter oscillates with the varying width and composition of the turd making its way to yonder pool of glory.

And when you wipe, it's clean as a whistle; no mudbutt.

Just beautiful.

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The Flood / Re: I don't understand the majority of marijuana hate on here
« on: December 21, 2014, 04:44:40 PM »
Who here actually hates it besides Verbatim?

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