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8701
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:52:33 PM »
or by being a bundle of sticks
or a cigarette
I think gays are partial to a "bundle of sticks" IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
8702
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:51:32 PM »
You be a faggot by sucking copious amounts of penis--like Icy. Although, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that!
Not sure if it counts for trannies, too, though.
8703
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:50:10 PM »
This is great.
He really ought to be thanking us all. It's not every day I let other people know how to be alpha.
8704
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:49:15 PM »
i prefer the real religion of peace, buddhism
> thinking Buddhism is a peaceful religion
lol
Well, Mahayana and Tibetan Buddhism probably count. Jainism, however, is the only true peaceful religion.
8705
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:48:09 PM »
>tells Kinder to let it go
>makes another thread about it
No I didn't. I said he was being stupid by making another thread. Fortunately, stupidity is a prime source of entertainment.
8706
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:46:14 PM »
Needs more penis.
Knowing Kinder, she's probably a tranny anyway.
8707
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:45:41 PM »
I hope you get hit by a car one day and die.
How are you this butt-flustered over a bunch of fucking jokes?
8708
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:44:56 PM »
So, tomorrow I go back to college and decided to look on this site called Blackboard and see if my new professors put anything up. Notice one course has a roster, clicked it, and went to excel. Looking through the class......well........there's this girl, and this is where it turns all FUCKING ALPHA AS FUCK
Back like 2 years ago, I went camping with my parents and with another family my parents know. This girl in my class is nonetheless their daughter and we were both like really shy around each other for the weekend, but in a nice way. Managed to get her number and decided to ask if she wanted to just see a movie, as friends. While it wasn't a date, it was the first time I had been out with a girl by myself.....nobody else. But our parents kinda pushed us to do it so we were a bit uncomfortable. We ended up having a decent time, we texted each other for a while, but that was it.
And now it's been two years! This is the perfect opportunity for me to rekindle a tenuous bond I once had, and maybe get some not-so-strange strange. This is a golden moment--I have a girl who's pretty hot, and with whom I have a history. This is really going to work to my advantage.
8709
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:42:16 PM »
You fucked up.
You should've kept the story the same as Kinder's, but shown him how it didn't need to be so fucking beta.
8710
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:41:27 PM »
So guys, heed my advice this time and bugger off ok?
at this point it's like he's asking for it..
doesn't mean we should give it to him
That'd be rude. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
8711
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:39:14 PM »
If you honestly can't see how you seeing a movie with a girl (on a first date) two years ago, and then being worried about having to work with her in fucking college, is worthy of ridicule then you honestly don't have a grasp on what it means to be beta in the most biological sense.
8712
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:36:16 PM »
Again, Kinder. It's because the thread was beta as fuck.
I'd have literally done the same for anybody else, and you making this thread just looks more beta. Why are you posting a thread complaining about another fucking thread?
It's been two fucking years. . . Get over it.
8713
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:34:24 PM »
Really, fuck 90% of you all. I make a thread and you fuckers have to give me shit. Cut it out right fucking now
>implying we wouldn't have done the same for anybody else For once, it isn't about you. It's about the sheer levels of beta radiation in this thread. It makes my dick shrivel just reading it.
8714
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:33:24 PM »
Somebody sounds like an upset piece of shit faggot
Your laptop screen speaks to you now? Socially anxious and schizophrenic.
8715
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:31:38 PM »
I have social anxiety disorder
Is that why you want to shoot innocent black kids for a living?
8716
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:29:57 PM »
IIRC, since 9/11 Islamic fundamentalists have committed over 25,000 fatal acts of terrorism.
Shit, several probably happened today.
8717
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:28:45 PM »
Managed to get her number No you didn't.
Wanna prove such?
DEAD
8718
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:27:51 PM »
Climate Change*
Only idiots use the term global warming.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Global warming is a thing.
Because. . .
Y'know. . .
The globe is fucking warming.
I mean people who say "global warming" in relation to the argument of "It's cold out - it's a lie!"
Oh. . . Carry on, then.
8719
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:24:35 PM »
Fucking man up and fuck her.
And then get castrated.
8720
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:21:44 PM »
Oh my fucking God this is the most whiny, beta thread I've ever seen in my entire fucking goddamned life.
Blow it out your ass.
8721
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:19:27 PM »
>how are people this dumb
>three voters
>OP has a thread labelled "rehabilitation definition"
>k
>thread's about the OP >the poll was only added five pages in >i wanted to see if I could make a semantic argument with the idea of rehabilitation >k
8722
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:18:33 PM »
What do you do to female rapists?
Remove the uterus
Unless if you're some kind of fgt, no man is going to complain about a chick having sex with them,
Now I bet you're re-thinking that statement.
Goddamn, I'd let her rape me until I suffocated.
8723
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:10:25 PM »
It only bothers me when it's actually on a person.
8724
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:08:46 PM »
What do you do to female rapists?
Remove the uterus
Unless if you're some kind of fgt, no man is going to complain about a chick having sex with them,
Oh my fucking god I hope you aren't serious.
8725
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:04:07 PM »
An eye for an eye.
You want to force you me dick into some innocent stranger? Say goodbye to your dick and balls.
What about when you rape your wife?
dead
8726
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:03:34 PM »
And you wonder why you're single
I don't wonder that in the slightest. It's because I intimidate women with my stunning good looks and expansive intellect.
8727
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:01:52 PM »
It's creepy, I'll admit.
8728
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:59:25 PM »
I'd be for it
What are you? A Muslim?
8729
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:55:57 PM »
 HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING DUMB
8730
« on: January 11, 2015, 04:45:33 PM »
Is being your daughet also part of the qualifications?
I enjoy a good daughet.
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