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The Flood / Re: is england safer than america?
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:06:40 AM »
You've got a largely homogenous island country
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

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Serious / Re: Extremist beliefs aren't the issue
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:00:50 AM »
http://www.newstatesman.com/religion/2014/08/what-jihadists-who-bought-islam-dummies-amazon-tell-us-about-radicalisation
Some evidence suggests that the influence of Islamic ideology may have little to do with why some become extremists though.
Two guys did that. Two.

Theological values motivate behaviour just as much as secular values.

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My opinion of conscription is rather tame, but I have a cozy relationship with the idea of military service.

If life doesn't head my way, I plan on either the army or navy. 

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The Flood / Re: do your eyes hurt too when using a pc at night?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:56:04 PM »
Shit, it kind of makes me sleepy just looking at it.

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The Flood / Re: door's mom is obsolete
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:39:46 PM »
I'M MACHINE
I'M OBSOLETE
LAND OF THE FREE
LOBOTOMY

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The Flood / Re: Tell a story using stock photos
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:55:16 PM »
He realised somebody was taking a fucking stock photo of him.

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The Flood / Re: Grumpyccat is the best! :D
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:54:16 PM »
Shut your fucking goddamn SWEDISH FUCKING FACE

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The Flood / Re: Having Vanilla Coke AMA
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:53:45 PM »
Vanilla and cherry coke are the fucking shit man.

That and Dr. Perper.

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You can stick your dick in something and not be attracted to it... just sayin.

I dont know about you, but I need to be attracted to someone to get a boner.

I wouldn't be able to fuck a dude, I wouldn't even be able to get hard.
Bullshit.

Somebody could grope you while you were giving a fucking eulogy and you'd cream anyway.

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The Flood / Re: o no, lenerd neemoy is kill
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »
Question:
What made you make this thread? Please try to be as psychological as possible.

I expect a deflecting answer to my question.

but I'll still hope
i want to know who will raplce him as sponk

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The Flood / o no, lenerd neemoy is kill
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:46:29 PM »
but who will play sponk from nao on

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The Flood / Re: On a scale from 1 - 10
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:10:12 PM »
I'M MACHINE
I'M OBSOLETE
LAND OF THE FREE
LOBOTOMY

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The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists.

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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:08:52 PM »
Atleast you remember I'm Catholic though, impressive
I'm with the Child Molestation Hotline.

Where did Father Donovan touch you, son? Was it here?

Yeah, right there? You like that, bitch?

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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:04:08 PM »
The fuck is a good Catholic boy doing this kind of work for anyway?

Jesus hated userers.

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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:01:23 PM »
March 3rd, 2015. One minute past ten at night (GMT).

Such marks the time BC's story came crashing down.

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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 03:56:09 PM »
Because I expressed my interest, and he liked my principles.
They hire stockbrokers on their character, nowadays?

Fuck me.

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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 03:54:45 PM »
I come from a family of winners
That's literally the most badass thing anybody's said on this forum.

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:44:00 PM »
I guess this is where we make up points for the differences between our intellect and yours. Most people pass on the first try.
Hey, I still got the quiz part right.

Missing by a single point isn't bad considering I did zero prep.

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:37:05 PM »
I have a theory that you should have studied better since your success depended on a single point.
I have a theory that you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about, since studying is largely unrelated to the hazard perception part of the test.
You can buy a hazard perception disc to practice.
ohmygodbutshedoesntknowthatshutthefuckupyouremakingmelookbad

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The Flood / Re: This dress is gold and blue
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:00:40 PM »
Okay, great.

I still don't see how that's going to help me get my dick sucked.

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Serious / Re: UK child sexual abuse reaches unprecedented scale
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:58:48 AM »
Multiculturalism, ey.

This is what happens when you have two sets of values operating in a single society.

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I hope every fucking car on the road aims for you when they see you in that godawful shirt or jacket or whatever the fuck it even is.

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What're you buying?

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:09:15 AM »
I have a theory that you should have studied better since your success depended on a single point.
I have a theory that you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about, since studying is largely unrelated to the hazard perception part of the test.

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Serious / Re: How has Tim Berners-Lee not won a Nobel Prize?
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:35:10 AM »
He looks like a less Russian version of Vladimir Putin.

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The Flood / Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:08:34 AM »
By one goddamn point on the hazard perception

Fuck the DVLA

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The Flood / Re: Speedtest thread
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:12:48 AM »
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The Flood / Re: Money isn't everything.
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:10:03 AM »
Well, fuck money. Money, at it's core really does fuck up society, and it fucks up people.
Hey man, wire it over. I'll take it off your hands.

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The Flood / Re: Speedtest thread
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:50:24 AM »

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