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The Flood / Re: Wat do? Friend is blaming me for a ruined painting
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:33:41 PM »
With your record, you prolly did do it.
I actually didn't.

Whoever did do it, however, did it by accident.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Uncle Kinder?
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:29:15 PM »
You're generally okay, but there are occasions where you can be a real fuckin' prick.

I'm sure the feeling is mutual, so no antagonism.

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The Flood / Re: Wat do? Friend is blaming me for a ruined painting
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:08:17 PM »
I'm surprised you can maintain friends with all the dumb shit you do, plus your emo stance on life must really repel people in general.
Ah Crouton, always keeping me on my toes.

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But can't you see that you're pretty goddamn intelligent? Don't you wanna do something with that?
Sure.

I'm just a nomadic and impulsive person. Don't get me wrong, of course it bothers me from time-to-time, but there isn't much I've found I can do. I'll just see where life takes me. If I go into politics, writing, law enforcement - whatever - then okay, I'll go where I wander.

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I know you get a lot of humor out of this ordeal but goddamn Meta.

I wish you would give up this "attitude" you have. I don't know if it's the whole Sociopathic thing or you just don't give a fuck. You're one of the smartest people I know and have a shit load of potential but I really don't think you'll get anywhere with this mindset you have.
I just don't give a fuck.

I can't really put into words how little I genuinely care about anything really.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:45:35 PM »
Now that I'm actually listening to it, I kind of like it.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:40:33 PM »
Fuck me that's awful.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post the last ad you got from here
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:31:46 PM »
Fucking Minecraft.

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The Flood / Re: I need your expert opinion; which watch is better?
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:30:43 PM »
Second is awfully gaudy, not old lady gaudy, but still gaudy.
More importantly though, why are you buying a watch?
I need one. Grandma said she'd treat me to one.

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The Flood / Wat do? Friend is blaming me for a ruined painting
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:21:52 PM »
So, basically, last night at a party a painting was ruined when somebody spilled something over it. There are three possible culprits, with me being the least likely one to be responsible.

My friend, however, keeps asking me what I'm going to do about it because her parents get back on Saturday. So, what do I do? I'm fairly certain I'm not responsible for it, so I don't see why I should take any of the ramifications. Not to mention, she held the party without her parents permission in the first place.

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The Flood / 9 things only 90s kids will understand
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:54:08 AM »
1 - Seeing the first internal combustion automobile. Young'ins today will never live in a world where they didn't exist.

2 - Newsboys striking for fair wages laws. Kids today are nancies, not having to fight for their living.

3 - Living without electricity. We did just fine readin' by candlelight and using old-fashioned fire for all our necessities.

4 - Having your father die in the Gold Rush. Kids today have their fathers go halfway around the World today, ours did it just fine here.

5 - Only spoiled 1910s brats play with Lincoln Logs, we had to make do with a hoop-and-stick.

6 - Living in a Union of just forty-four states. Now there's forty-eight.

7 - Remembering William McKinley as President. This yellow-belly Harding will probably be around for a while once you 1910s kids start votin'.

8 - Remembering when the womenfolk, rightfully, weren't allowed to vote.

9 - Havin' to use photograph cylinders.

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In retrospect, posting about it on a video game forum, or anywhere for that matter, isn't a good idea.

Hue, too late now.

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Serious / Just did a political party test on my grandma
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:01:45 AM »
After voting labour all her life she came out with a 7% match rate for them. . .

And an 84% match rate for the Conservatives.

Looks like I'm not a Rightist in a family of Leftists, then.

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You don't learn, do you?

Where would be the fun in that?

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...You didn't know impersonating Interpol was a bad thing?

Oh, I knew it was illegal. I just didn't know it was as bad as it is.

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But nothing you do ever surprises me.
It seems a bit silly to assume you know everything about me.

I'm an open person, certainly, but I'm not going to share everything.

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Well, depending on your age, you might not get the noose. Just a slap on the wrist. Maybe community service or something.
I think I'd rather go to prison.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of Kiyo
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:43:09 AM »
I like you as a person, even if we don't agree philosophically/politically. I try not to judge people by their beliefs if their personality is agreeable enough.

I think you need to tone down the anti-Semitism though.

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Wait wait wait.

You didn't know that impersonating a government official is against the law?

Dude, that's like common knowledge. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out .

How did you of all people think that it wouldn't be a big deal?
I didn't think it'd be as serious as it was. I still knew it was illegal.

Apparently, though, even doing it over the phone is comparable to pretending to be a policeman face-to-face.

I was drunk and impulsive, cut me some slack. The coppers'll never take me alive.

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On a side note, if either of the two parties haven't contacted the police then they might actually be out for you, especially the French guy.
Hue.

If Napoleon couldn't cross the channel they I doubt he can.

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The Flood / So, I did something bad and could end up getting arrested
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:51:04 AM »
Last night, while at a party, I used one of my friends phones to prank call two people (so they wouldn't recognise the number). The first person I rang happens to be dating a French guy in Bordeaux, so I rang up pretending to be an Interpol agent to tell her that he was caught trying to smuggle heroin.

I called the second person, and told them that their IP address was being monitored and that we found evidence of child porn on his system, and that a criminal case has been opened against him and he would be brought in for questioning soon.

Somebody at the party spilled the beans and told them both it was me, and they are pissed. Turns out the impersonation of a police officer is actually quite a serious crime.

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Dustin, Door, Soporific, Sandtrap, Mr Psych, MattyFez, Mordo, Comms, Nasty, COWPIE and Sentra can all be enjoyable people to commune with.

Oh, and Comms. I'm one of the few people who have nothing against him.

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Sociopaths are boring though. Completely predictable and mechanical.
I think you're describing schizoidal people, m80.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

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Meta, SecondClass, Bobcast, Rose
My fucking nigger.

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The Flood / Re: A moth just jumped on me
« on: August 06, 2014, 08:40:13 PM »
bahahaha
poor littul ashy <3
I feel at a disadvantage since I don't know your name.

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The Flood / Re: A moth just jumped on me
« on: August 06, 2014, 08:32:27 PM »
I hate moths! I hate having bugs anywhere near me, and I freak out if they jump on me.
Motherfuckers try to have sex with my laptop at night, I swear.

Makes me lose my shit.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 06, 2014, 08:31:40 PM »
You're like the greatest person I know =^.^=
Kinder and Noelle sitting in a tree, K I S S I-

Yeah, you get the point.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 06, 2014, 08:26:50 PM »
I don't like you.

But I don't actively feel antagonistic towards you.

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The Flood / A moth just jumped on me
« on: August 06, 2014, 08:20:30 PM »
I absolutely shit myself.

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