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The Flood / >reading russian history book for college
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:39:24 PM »
>some cunt called Konstantin Pobedonostsev.
>fuck me

1742
Up yours Denmark.
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Where is the world’s happiest place? For years we have been told it is the dark, cold, but seriously egalitarian Scandinavia – with Denmark heading the majority of lists of our most contented countries. But suddenly there is a new leader in the satisfaction stakes: Panama.

A poll by Gallup and Healthways Global reports that the Central American country now has the most positive population, after 133,000 people from 135 countries were asked to rate their wellbeing in five categories: purpose, social, financial, community and physical.

The Central American country topped four of the categories, with neighbour Costa Rica closely following as the second happiest country. Denmark, for once, came a mournful third. So what makes people in Panama so cheery?

Cultural attache for Panama, Laura Montenegro, thinks it is down to the fact the country has a thriving economy and has maintained its traditional values. “Family bonds are very strong here, and on Sundays everyone still gets together,” she says. “So even when people are struggling they don’t feel alone. We have a very beautiful landscape too and even in Panama city you never feel too far from nature. We have a booming economy and financial stability. When the global financial crisis hit, Panama came out of  it even better than before, because our banks had been very cautious.”

But what of the Danes? We have heard much about their society’s strengths – from state-subsidised childcare to having one of the smallest wealth gaps in the world. Yet despite this, younger Danes are less likely than their older countrymen to report themselves as “thriving”.

Guardian journalist and author of How to be Danish Patrick Kingsley thinks an increased sense of individuality among the young might be why the country is losing its happy crown.

“The Danes aren’t exactly all grinning from ear to ear ... but they’re more contented than most. When Danes leave home in the morning, they don’t see many people who are markedly better off than themselves – and this breeds a sense of social solidarity, and by extension, contentedness.

“But the reason why so many Danish brands – from The Killing to Noma to the architect Bjarke Ingels – have recently made it big outside Denmark is because a younger generation of Danes are doing things differently. Perhaps this increased individuality, coupled with uncertainty about the future of Denmark’s welfare state, has threatened the traditional Danish formula for contentedness.”

Of course, they are still ahead of glum Great Britain, which is 76th on the list – mostly because we don’t like our jobs. “Though Britons are strong in financial wellbeing, they are much weaker in purpose wellbeing, suggesting that many workers do not enjoy what they do each day,” the report says.

But the situation is not hopeless. Now the UK’s economy is improving, employers might be more inclined to ensure staff are happy at work. Phew!

1743
The Flood / Door just doesn't understand the opulence of Her Majesty
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:46:19 PM »


Stand in her presence.

1744
My dad usually files his tax return form around this time of the year, and we get a £3,000 tax return which usually helps with the bills and goes towards things like Christmas and my birthday.

Unfortunately, however, the HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs) claims that the tax return has already been filed and that the money has gone/will be going (I didn't catch much) to our accountant, or something like that.

However, our tax return form hasn't been filed yet and this guy isn't even our accountant. So, either, this guy has somehow got hold of our accountant's records or our accountant is in on it.

Either way, we're £3,000 out of pocket if this cunt isn't caught.

1745
So, I saw a status by Anarchist Memes on my Facebook wall which was linked to the Cracked article which Zoe Quinn (of Gamergate fame) wrote.

Here's the status:
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TRIGGER WARNING: Misogyny, Stalking, Suicide
Cracked continues being surprisingly progressive.

Why does everything need to be turned into some kind of fucking social justice crusade?

1746
Serious / Imagine the Universe is 13 years old
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:21:23 AM »
13 years ago: The Big Bang
12 years ago: The first stars and galaxies form
4.5 years ago: The Earth forms
4 years ago: The first unicellular life develops
6 months ago: The first multi-cellular life develops
3 weeks ago: Dinosaurs go extinct
3 days ago: Humans and chimpanzees split from last common ancestor
50 minutes ago: The first modern humans emerge
26 minutes ago: Modern humans leave Africa
6 minutes ago: American Indians reach the Americas
5 minutes ago: Humans invent agriculture
3 minutes ago: Ancient Egypt is formed
24 seconds ago: The black death strikes
6 seconds ago: The industrial revolution begins
2 seconds ago: World war one begins
1 second ago: The cold war, the first man on the moon, your birth, the internet and the Big Mac.

1747
The Flood / CAN'T TOUCH THIS
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:29:14 AM »
YouTube


Stop! Hammer time.

1748
The Flood / Quoting the OP in a reply
« on: September 18, 2014, 02:00:41 AM »
Could you even get more plebian?

1749
The Flood / Elegiac has an Australian accent
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:48:10 PM »
ming=blown

1750
The Flood / >African funeral on television
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:49:31 PM »
>man passes baby to another over the coffin
>grandma bursts out laughing
>she says it must be some sort of black ritual
>"throw the baby around at the funeral"

WHAT

THE

FUCK

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The Flood / >black African policeman on a tv show
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:33:24 PM »
>be me
>sat next to grandma
>grandma asks, why do we assume the black man is clever enough to be a policeman?
>what
>well, in a lot of these countries, the blacks still aren't educated
>yeah, probably because their governments are shit
>i know
>what country is it in, anyway?
>i don't know

what the fuck

1752
Serious / Drinking Iced Tea While Black is a Criminal Offence
« on: September 17, 2014, 03:16:19 PM »
Really old, but worth mentioning.
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An amateur video of a man being arrested while drinking an iced tea in a North Carolina parking lot kicked up a controversy after it went viral online, notching over a million views.

Posted to YouTube on April 29, the video shows Christopher Beatty, who also goes by his hip-hop moniker, Xstrav (short for Xtravagant), drinking an Arizona Iced Tea with his friend Tino Brown in the parking lot of a Fayetteville liquor store. They are approached by a man in plain clothes who says he is a police officer but does not produce a badge.

Later identified by the Fayetteville Observer as Cumberland County Alcoholic Beverage Control Law Enforcement officer Rick Libero, the man then asks Beatty if his iced tea contains alcohol. Beatty, who is black, tells him it does not, and the officer, who is white, tells Beatty to give him the can. Beatty refuses, and the officer tells him: "Leave the property. You have five seconds to leave."

When Beatty refuses to leave (in the video's description, Brown explains the two men were about to enter the liquor store to make a purchase), the officer pushes Beatty against the car and tells him to put his hands behind his back. When Beatty resists being handcuffed, the officer tackles him and handcuffs him on the parking lot's blacktop.

A second video, also with over a million views, shows Beatty being placed in the back seat of a Fayetteville Police car.

"The way Mr. Beatty carried the beverage appeared suspicious," Libero said, according to court records, the Observer notes.

Although the Cumberland County Alcoholic Beverage Control did not return a request for comment, the agency told local CBS affiliate WBWT-TV that Beatty is charged with trespassing, resisting arrest and delaying and obstructing a law enforcement officer.

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Serious / What do you think of the social justice movement?
« on: September 17, 2014, 02:45:36 PM »
And I mean the movement as a whole, not just the social justice, cultural appropriation, anti-cisgender scum warriors.

I'm sympathetic to the idea of social justice, but not to the movement itself.

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The Flood / Holy shit, the Illuminati is real (not even fucking kidding)
« on: September 17, 2014, 02:07:04 PM »
No way this is just a coincidence.



Spoiler
How many fuckin' times does Facebook need to tell you your own name?

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Fuck that.

It should be murder.

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I don't see why his thread in serious was locked, it seemed like a legitimate enough discussion.

However, if you're just going to clog the forums due to his insistence to talk about a particular topic (three, four times now?) you might as well just give him a light ban.

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The Flood / Should Weed Commando/Comms be permabanned?
« on: September 16, 2014, 04:36:49 PM »
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And this is for the total lockout type of ban. Not the pansy ass type where you can still see forum posts. Yeah, it sounds totally weird why I wanna permaban myself. I would have made this thread myself if it weren't for the fact I was banned right now, so now Meta's making it for me. So why do I want to be banned exactly? Well, in that thread I made yesterday where I gave out Mr Psychologist's personal information, Challenger made a few posts which made me think about what I'm doing with my life right now.

He pretty much opened my eyes to what I was doing with myself right now (thanks Challenger). And I'm not exactly living the sort of life I want to live right now. It's like a downward spiral of being on the internet because you're bored, and then there's the fact that the internet makes you bored. So if you add in the fact that I don't even like the internet, I imagine you can see more of why I wanna be permabanned. So please permaban me.

If you guys don't permaban me, you're a bunch of sadistic bastards. And thanks Challenger. And fuck you, Kinder. Kinder will always be a mega nigger.



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Serious / "Labour Unions don't cause deadweight loss"
« on: September 16, 2014, 01:20:31 PM »
What?

Surely the entire tactic of the Trades Unions is to cause deadweight loss when demands aren't met.

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Serious / Which are you?
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:20:30 PM »
Let's discuss some fucking metaphysics.

Which of these would you put yourself under:

Pluralism:
- There are many fundamental substances which things are reducible to.
- An example would be Pirsig's Metaphysics of Quality.

Dualism:
- Mind and matter are two fundamentally different substances. Things may be reduced to the material or the mental, but neither can be reduced to the other.
- Descartes was a notable dualist.

Idealist:
- Only the mental fundamentally exists; everything, including the material, is reducible to the mental.
- Kant was a notable idealist.

Materialism:
- Only the material fundamentally exists; everything, including the mental, is reducible to the material.
- Richard Dawkins is a notable materialist.

Neutral monism:
- There is a fundamental substance which everything is reducible to, but it is neither material nor mental and both can be reduced to this neutral substance.
- David Hume was probably a notable neutral monist (this sort of monism is incredibly rare amongst philosophers).

Eliminativist Nihilism:
- There is no fundamental substance to which everything is reducible; in essence, objects do not meaningfully exist.


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The Flood / PSA: Door is a fucking Communist
« on: September 15, 2014, 05:00:47 PM »

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The Flood / based adam smith
« on: September 15, 2014, 04:22:30 PM »
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Smith was described by several of his contemporaries and biographers as comically absent-minded, with peculiar habits of speech and gait, and a smile of "inexpressible benignity".[51] He was known to talk to himself,[45] a habit that began during his childhood when he would smile in rapt conversation with invisible companions.[52] He also had occasional spells of imaginary illness,[45] and he is reported to have had books and papers placed in tall stacks in his study.[52] According to one story, Smith took Charles Townshend on a tour of a tanning factory, and while discussing free trade, Smith walked into a huge tanning pit from which he needed help to escape.[53] He is also said to have put bread and butter into a teapot, drunk the concoction, and declared it to be the worst cup of tea he ever had. According to another account, Smith distractedly went out walking in his nightgown and ended up 15 miles (24 km) outside of town, before nearby church bells brought him back to reality.[52][53]

James Boswell who was a student of Smith's at Glasgow University, and later knew him at the Literary Club, says that Smith thought that speaking about his ideas in conversation might reduce the sale of his books, and so his conversation was unimpressive. According to Boswell, he once told Sir Joshua Reynolds that 'he made it a rule when in company never to talk of what he understood'.

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The Flood / Give money to charity, but with no actual cost to yourself
« on: September 15, 2014, 04:04:21 PM »
http://www.tabforacause.org/

It donates a little bit of money every time you open a new tab.

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The Flood / Anyone else keep getting this error?
« on: September 15, 2014, 03:08:53 PM »

Fix it, Cheat.

You cunt.

1764
The Flood / Teacher kicked me out for raising my eyebrows
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:08:10 PM »
I'm not even kidding. A teacher came out to ask us what we were doing, and as I looked back down at my computer I apparently raised my eyebrows and he started having a go at me.

Like proper shouting and then kicked me off the computer cluster.

What the fuck?

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The Flood / I dreamt about you nearly every night this week
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:39:21 AM »
YouTube


Do you ever get that feeling that you can't shift the tide?
That sticks around like something's in your teeth.
Are them some aces up your sleeves,
I had no idea you're in deep,
I dreamt about you nearly every night this week.
How many secrets can you keep?
'Cause there's this tune I found,
That makes me think of you somehow,
When I play it on repeat.
Until I fall asleep,
Spilling drinks on my settee.

DO I WANNA KNOW?

1766
Friends of the Earth's shift on nuclear should be celebrated, not denied

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Nuclear power in the UK has turned out much safer than environmentalists worried it would be.

Friends of the Earth, which feared the threat of a catastrophic Chernobyl-style meltdown in the UK, is now less concerned. Fear of nuclear armageddon was a driving force for the green movement in the UK – Greenpeace has its name for a reason.

But Friends of the Earth have revealed that their old ideological opposition to nuclear has crumbled, to be replaced by a new pragmatic opposition based on cost and build time.

In the old days nuclear was fought because of the health threat; now it’s opposed because it’s the wrong option in an energy system designed to tackle climate change.

The group denies that its position has shifted – but to me this looks a huge and significant shift – and especially controversial if you work for the UK nuclear industry and have been told for decades that your operations are a clear and present danger to the public.

The new position was expressed in an interview with Friends of the Earth’s campaigns director Craig Bennett on Radio 4’s Today Programme on Wednesday.

When the presenter asked him to explain the group’s opposition to nuclear power stations he got this reply: “The biggest risk of nuclear power is that it takes far too long to build, it’s far too costly, and distorts the national grid by creating an old model of centralised power generation.”

I sat up in bed. Friends of the Earth says the biggest risks of nuclear are that it’s too slow to build; it’s too dear, and would you believe it… it even distorts the grid!

The presenter Justin Rowlatt interrupted, sounding surprised: “You’re not worried about the risks from radiation?”

Bennett replied:

Of course, there are real concerns about radiation, particularly around nuclear waste… but I think it is important how this debate has shifted down the years.

The real concern now is how we get on fast with de-carbonising our electricity supply. It’s very clear that nuclear can’t deliver big changes fast.

That’s a huge risk if we’re trying to tackle climate change. With renewable technologies and with energy efficiency we could be making a difference within three or four years.

So, presented with a free hit against the risk of a nuclear accident, Friends of the Earth’s green warrior swiped at build-time, cost and grid disruption. Further prompted on safety he swiftly shifted to the intractable problem of waste, and did not mention accidents at all.

Does that mean if nuclear stations were cheap and quick to build and we could bury the waste somewhere, nuclear would become respectable? Well, the group told me later they were just as concerned about accidents as ever – but the cat was out of the green bag.

Friends of the Earth’s shift was signalled in a little-reported policy paper last year which included an independent assessment that coal and maybe even gas generation presented more health risks than nuclear. I have not heard the shift so strikingly articulated before this week.

The group’s phones started ringing after I broadcast a news item on their policy shift on Wednesday morning.

The matter is highly delicate: the group is locked in an internal battle: some members want it to accept nuclear’s role in the UK’s low-carbon energy mix, whilst others are as passionately anti-nuclear as in the old days of the cold war and nuclear armageddon.

Andy Atkins, its director, said on its website: “Friends of the Earth is certainly not now pro-nuclear, we have not changed our position.”

Now, I have been tracking the environment movement for 25 years, but to confirm my memory on Friends of the Earth’s historic position I phoned its former director, Tony Juniper. He told me: “In the UK the (nuclear) safety record has been pretty good, so the safety dimension has diminished - and the emphasis in Friends of the Earth has changed.”

He said in the early days of the green movement, campaigners opposed the nexus of civilian and military nuclear, but the cold war ended and old accidents at Dounreay in 1977 and Windscale in 1957 receded into memory.

Bennett later told me:

Perhaps in the past our opposition to nuclear was gut instinct.

Our position has now been “refreshed”. We don’t want to close down the UK nuclear industry right away – that would create far too many problems for energy supply over coming decades. But we still very much oppose nuclear new-build. The biggest issue is cost.

Bennett told me Friends of the Earth had always deployed a suite of arguments against nuclear power, with the emphasis shifting over time.

He was supported by Tom Burke, another former head of Friends of the Earth, who remains strongly anti-nuclear. He says the group’s fundamental opposition to nuclear through the decades has not changed - he says the main thrust of Friends of the Earth’s attack against the industry has fluctuated as different priorities emerged.

Other environmentalists, though, have been happy to credit the UK nuclear industry with its safety record – even in some cases to reluctantly embrace the previously hated industry as an ally in the fight against climate change.

Stephen Tindale, former Friends of the Earth campaigner and former head of Greenpeace, is a nuclear convert. He told me Friends of the Earth’s position had inarguably changed:

Friends of the Earth campaigned to get existing nuclear stations closed down, on safety grounds, as well as opposing new nuclear stations. So the current Friends of the Earth line is a change from the past. And the reason for opposing new nuclear is now cost rather than safety.

A change of emphasis, which Tony Juniper accepts has happened, is a change in the campaign. Refreshing a campaign, to use Craig’s word, is a change in the campaign - no point in “refreshing” but leaving it just the same. Friends of the Earth is not pro-nuclear now, but it is less strongly anti-nuclear and on different grounds.

I’m still nuke agnostic but for years I have considered nuclear economics more controversial than nuclear safety in the UK, so I’m happy to see the debate move to that ground. Friends of the Earth’s opposition is now less ideological and more functional and that marks a maturing of the green movement which should be celebrated by Friends of the Earth, not denied.

I suggest a new rallying cry: “No nuclear new-build – it distorts the National Grid!”

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The Flood / The Flood is turning into a fucking blog-feed
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:51:05 AM »
Like, I understand AMA threads. I partake from time to time, and when people play ball it can be a nice way to pass the time or eliminate boredom. However, this?
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Turns out I won't be having the job I talked about AMA
What the fuck is this?

Like, seriously? It's such a narrow subject that you could make a thread without it being an AMA, and it seems like the worst sort of petty narcissism to assume that people would indeed be as interested in your unemployment as to actually interview you about it.

Fuck me.

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Serious / Is this immoral?
« on: September 14, 2014, 07:47:40 PM »
A very wealthy man wants to have sex with young girls. But, he's a utilitarian who would never dream of causing suffering, harm or humiliation.

So, he buys human eggs on the open market and mixes them with his own sperm in a lab. He pays a lot of money for the eggs and the lab, everybody's making money, he pays a woman a lot for her to be a surrogate. At five months of gestation he has a special surgeon come in and perform an operation to sever the brain-stem which would cause the child to be born brain dead. No sensation is ever felt by this person over the course of her life from conception to eventual death.

The child is born, he pays to have the body taken to his house and then when it reaches the age of 11-12 he begins having sex with it.




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Serious / Does "Liberal Bigotry" exist
« on: September 14, 2014, 06:09:37 PM »
I think it does.

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Gaming / Shotguns deserve to be OP
« on: September 14, 2014, 05:51:56 PM »
It worked for GoW and Halo.

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