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5731
« on: January 03, 2016, 08:11:34 PM »
I arrived at the hotel and was taken to my room by Frank. Got bored of the hotel and went to the airport, but service was worse than Ryanair. Decided to go to the adoption centre to find a new son. Didn't feel great, so went to the hospital. Ran some tests and was given the all-clear... It was all looking good, but it turned out she made an error in the diagnosis...the real result... Things got worse... Despite their efforts, they could not save me... I hope you enjoyed my story please remember to like comment subscribe.
5732
« on: January 03, 2016, 05:29:10 PM »
This thread is pretty entertaining.
5733
« on: January 03, 2016, 05:20:02 PM »
Cool shit tbh fam. The Andersons are fucked.
5734
« on: January 03, 2016, 01:01:55 PM »
first person blowjobs in gta though
what a time to be alive
5735
« on: January 03, 2016, 08:02:21 AM »
You're not my dad.
5736
« on: January 03, 2016, 06:10:07 AM »
The Dark Knight Rises
5737
« on: January 03, 2016, 06:08:49 AM »
I don't like sand.
5738
« on: January 02, 2016, 08:38:47 PM »
Habbo Hotel
5739
« on: January 02, 2016, 06:31:46 PM »
well, as we all know, video games promote violent behaviors on a whole. Through the guise of "artistic freedom" vile immoral video game making men are able to regulate the thought patterns of young impressionable customers.
don't believe me? take a look at this graph
the Y-axis of said graph serves to measure potential energy of the consumer in boycotting these programmable sex acts. while the X axis quantifies the internuclear distance of gross profit divided by time, as custom.
as you can see, the repulsion modules represent a portion of the population initially disgusted in the concept of coitus within interactive entertainment. As the market is memetically saturated with sexual notions a portion of the repulsion module sheds it's disdain of the idea in question, thus decreasing the potential energy of those with Some overlap/attraction.
In acquiring a target audience however, the profit niche decreases in surface area, leading to a sharp and oftentimes brief internuclear distance in monetary sum.
In order to maximize net profit, the original repulsion module must lower it's base level of dissenting potential energy to a point below the consumer action line. As the process of market opinion desalination takes place, the niche slope expands along the internuclear Y axis while also marginally increasing base potential energy levels against sexuality in video games as a result of an influx in recently opposed population levels.
Through precise mathematical calculations market analysts are able to keep the general population below the consumer action degree of 0, achieving profit equilibrium and creating a state ofno overlap/no attraction
within the consumer in regards to their desire to resist the sexual gaming trends.
Note: the Some overlap/attraction module is oftentimes represented by the variable virgins within similar graphs.
You have won my thread.
5740
« on: January 02, 2016, 03:01:17 PM »
All I could think was "Oh god, please hurry up, what if someone walks in..."
That's a part of the fun, Dad
That reminds me, I still need to execute you.
5741
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:58:29 PM »
take all sex discussion to the thread please
dad stop
you were one of my sperm once
5742
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:57:45 PM »
I hate humans and their fascination with sex and sexuality.
That said, it never has to appear in games--ever. You can imply it, you can allude to it, but you don't need to show it.
It's perverted and disgusting.
I always found it uncomfortable when a sex scene came up. Especially unskippable ones (Far Cry 3's First Person shit). All I could think was "Oh god, please hurry up, what if someone walks in..."
5743
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:55:29 PM »
take all sex discussion to the thread please
5744
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:54:57 PM »
why make this
it's what luciana wanted
5745
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:54:22 PM »
Can you just like, make a sex in games = bad thread or something? Or misogyny in video games? It seems every video game falls prey to these two all the time and just dominates the threads. It gets annoying.
done http://sep7agon.net/gaming/sex-in-games-bad/
5746
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:52:53 PM »
discuss
5747
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:18:27 PM »
video games
5748
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:50:47 PM »
The games been hyped up so much to me that there's no way I won't be disappointed. The same thing happened for me with Dragon Age: Inquisition and Half Life 2. I don't want to be disappointed by what should be a decent game again.
Sounds to me like that's your own fault and not the games. If you go in just expecting a decent time and story and not the mother of all games HL3returnspraisegabbin, then you'd be fine.
For any game really. Who hypes games up now a days anyway? What're we, 15?
I never said it was the game's fault... The game doesn't look all that appealing to me, anyway. Not a big fan of fantasy, with a couple exceptions.
5749
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:50:09 PM »
I like how this thread about Joe Staten being the lead writer for ReCore turned into a discussion about Brian Reed and Halo 5.
because both of those are awful, and a lot of people want staten to come back to halo and make it good
Just anyone besides Reed, really.
karen traviss
At this point I'd be okay with that
Bold statement.
5750
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:46:14 PM »
There's no way the Witcher was that fucking good.
Constant badgering from Witcher shills is what's preventing me from getting it. It's like Half Life 2 all over again.
That and the combat looks like ass.
"So many people love the game and recommend it to others, so I just hate it."
Or you could, I dunno, maybe try it for yourself before you judge it.
The hype surrounding a game can often ruin it for other people. You know this.
Is it the games fault when so many people talk about how they enjoy it? Or the person listen listening to their positives and getting false expectations? I didn't listen to anyone or the trailers around it (last I checked the advertising wasn't huge, at least not on a Fallout 4 level. But I wasn't paying attention either) and ended up playing and enjoying it.
The games been hyped up so much to me that there's no way I won't be disappointed. The same thing happened for me with Dragon Age: Inquisition and Half Life 2. I don't want to be disappointed by what should be a decent game again.
5751
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:20:16 PM »
There's no way the Witcher was that fucking good.
Constant badgering from Witcher shills is what's preventing me from getting it. It's like Half Life 2 all over again.
That and the combat looks like ass.
"So many people love the game and recommend it to others, so I just hate it."
Or you could, I dunno, maybe try it for yourself before you judge it.
Recommending a game is fine but people shoving it down your throat gets annoying and is just off-putting.
5752
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:51:09 AM »
most centrist users?
5753
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:47:51 AM »
If Cleganebowl doesn't happen the franchise is well and truly dead.
5754
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:44:25 AM »
There's no way the Witcher was that fucking good.
Constant badgering from Witcher shills is what's preventing me from getting it. It's like Half Life 2 all over again. That and the combat looks like ass.
5755
« on: January 02, 2016, 05:46:54 AM »
I like how this thread about Joe Staten being the lead writer for ReCore turned into a discussion about Brian Reed and Halo 5.
because both of those are awful, and a lot of people want staten to come back to halo and make it good
Just anyone besides Reed, really.
karen traviss
5756
« on: January 02, 2016, 04:52:05 AM »
y
Meet me out back. I'll just be grabbing my axe.
5757
« on: January 02, 2016, 04:29:22 AM »
1. Fallout 4
2. Tales from the Borderlands
3. Metal Gear Solid V
4. Halo 5
5. Arkham Knight
6. Game of Thrones
5758
« on: January 01, 2016, 08:31:29 PM »
> not liking bounties
5759
« on: January 01, 2016, 07:45:54 PM »
I'm halfway this year
You're 15?
yes
I don't believe you for a second
yeah i'm actually 14
15 this year
I still don't believe you're that young.
I could easily believe it but I don't really
I can guarantee this, he is my son who I gave birth to.
Mumdad?
Dad.
Dadmum?
I can't wait to publicly execute you.
5760
« on: January 01, 2016, 07:44:22 PM »
I'm halfway this year
You're 15?
yes
I don't believe you for a second
yeah i'm actually 14
15 this year
I still don't believe you're that young.
I could easily believe it but I don't really
I can guarantee this, he is my son who I gave birth to.
Mumdad?
Dad.
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