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2011
« on: August 24, 2017, 09:17:00 AM »
*slow claps* *steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
2012
« on: August 24, 2017, 09:13:43 AM »
A little backstory: I grew up in the middle of nowhere - Hicksville, USA. Trump voting, Bible thumping, homophobic, transphobic, you name it. I always felt like an outcast there: I'm a bonafide Bernie-Sanders supporting, athiest engineering major (because I actually want a job). How did my personality go down with my friends and family while growing up? Yeah, you can imagine. Constant arguments, threats of disowning and minimal contact except for the occasional tense phone-call once I got the fuck outta that town.
Then I discovered a show called Rick and Morty. Rick became my low-key hero - the perfect combination of a badass, take-no-bullshit attitude, science and nihilism. I finally saw my background as a Rick growing up among a town of Jerry's. More importantly, Rick taught me the subtle art of Not Giving a Fuck. It's turned my life around. I don't take bullshit from my parents or childhood friends or anyone anymore, no longer do I sit in an angry silence when they display their bigotry or ignorance. After my dad's latest tirade at a family event I just flipped him the bird and split. I feel liberated, and all because of one random, irreverent cartoon.
So I guess all I can say is - WUBALUBADUBDUB!!
2013
« on: August 24, 2017, 05:53:38 AM »
The dialogue this season has been terrible. What did Littlefinger mean when he said, "Shansha, I'm She-Aye-Ayy"?
2014
« on: August 24, 2017, 03:39:45 AM »
Crash Bandicoot
2015
« on: August 22, 2017, 09:32:05 AM »
Shut the fuck up Loaf.
2016
« on: August 22, 2017, 07:01:19 AM »
I think a couple days or so something has come out is fair game to have spoilery discussion, although if someone has actually mentioned that they aren't caught up yet then it's a bit of a dick move to talk about spoilers while they're around.
Unfortunately I'm not invested enough in GoT anymore to care about spoilers so I've gone and read everything that (apparently) happens in season 8.
2017
« on: August 21, 2017, 04:41:46 PM »
I think that might be my least favourite episode of the season, and one of the worst of the entire show.
THEY'VE ONLY GOT A FEW EPISODES LEFT SO THEY HAVE TO FIT IT ALL IN SO THAT JUSTIFIES ANY DROP IN QUALITY FOR THE SHOW JUST SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT.
2018
« on: August 21, 2017, 03:52:30 AM »
Darth Revan
Rick Grimes
Negan
The Courier
Kreia
Jimmy McGill
Thel 'Vadam
CIA Agent Bill Wilson
The Man in Black
Robert Ford
Dr. King Schulz
2019
« on: August 21, 2017, 03:43:48 AM »
The new season has been fairly mixed so far.
2020
« on: August 20, 2017, 01:29:06 PM »
collab when
tfw the first two videos I uploaded were of you playing Dead Island
the best videos
2021
« on: August 20, 2017, 01:05:59 PM »
collab when
2022
« on: August 20, 2017, 09:40:11 AM »
Rogue One is barely a movie. Just a bunch of random rebels doing STUFF.
2023
« on: August 20, 2017, 08:01:55 AM »
Sparkling water is good.
2024
« on: August 19, 2017, 03:59:09 PM »
Childhood is when you idolise Cheat. Adulthood is when you realise Focnr makes much more sense.
2025
« on: August 19, 2017, 06:20:19 AM »
I can't fucking wait for Halo 5. It would be my GOTY, except that I know I'm going to get more out of Fallout 4.
However, I'm probably more ecstatic for Halo 5's campaign than Fallout 4 in general. I've pre-ordered the limited edition (I have all of them). In the week leading up to H5G, I will basically become a hermit in regards to any kind of social media and internet usage.
Same, dude.
2026
« on: August 18, 2017, 02:14:32 AM »
Happy birthday for you
2027
« on: August 16, 2017, 05:25:53 PM »
where is edmure
2028
« on: August 16, 2017, 04:28:36 PM »
2029
« on: August 16, 2017, 07:09:15 AM »
verb
2030
« on: August 16, 2017, 06:08:36 AM »
gettin a bit dusty should probs sort that out
nice wallet
want some money
2031
« on: August 16, 2017, 06:00:00 AM »
gettin a bit dusty should probs sort that out
2032
« on: August 16, 2017, 02:19:30 AM »
heh
2033
« on: August 15, 2017, 04:24:01 AM »
Twice a day, sometimes three depending on what I've had for lunch.
2034
« on: August 14, 2017, 07:08:27 PM »
trump finally did it, the madman 
2035
« on: August 14, 2017, 06:28:36 AM »
i would take challenger off
nah at least hes personable. i can have a conversation with him over voice chat no problem.
i take both posting habits and personability into account.
"at least"
Wow. I'm probably the most normal person here.
that's how i raised you
2036
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:07:00 AM »
alt rightists are scum
remember that... remember that...
2037
« on: August 13, 2017, 09:57:53 AM »
Deci would be one of the endgame raid bosses.
With every turn his rage meter builds.
The raid is a timed event, you can only do it for a 1-2 week period every 2-3 months as per the Deci cycle.
2038
« on: August 13, 2017, 09:29:57 AM »
Deci would be one of the endgame raid bosses.
2039
« on: August 12, 2017, 03:40:01 PM »
Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
2040
« on: August 12, 2017, 02:47:44 PM »
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.
Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice
This is my new favourite post.
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