OH NO NO NO NO

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Omi was a Force-sensitive female dianoga which lived inside garbage masher 3263827 aboard the Death Star.

Sometime before the Battle of Yavin, Omi got into an altercation with Iduna, a male member of her species, who had wanted to exchange eggs. Because of her Force-sensitivity she was able to defeat Iduna

Sometime later, she was captured on her homeworld by the native Vodran, who handed Omi to Imperials en route to the Death Star. While en route to the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station, she received a vision of fiery destruction and was able to escape her containment. She attempted to flee the vessel by making use of her species' natural ability to camouflage, but was discovered by two Imperial stormtroopers. Although she was able to dispatch the two stormtroopers, by surrendering herself to the power of what she could only describe as "It", she realised that there was nowhere to go, and retreated back into her containment, until finally arriving to the Death Star.

Once aboard, Omi once again received a vision of fire, and was dumped into a garbage chute, introducing her to garbage masher 3263827, where she would feed on the organic materials that would fall in. After rescuing Princess Leia Organa aboard the Death Star, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker were temporarily stranded[5] inside garbage masher 3263827, along with the Princess in the year 0 BBY. Enacting the belief of her people, Omi pulled Skywalker into the water, "baptizing" him, after she felt that he too was in "submission to It", and letting him go shortly thereafter. As the compression cycle was about to start, the dianoga disappeared deep underwater When Luke Skywalker was able to escape the trash compactor unharmed, Omi sensed that he would go on to do great things.

Before the Death Star's destruction, Omi would continue to develop in her submission to "It", being able to telepathically lift objects into the air. When her vision was fulfilled, and the Death Star was destroyed, she pondered what she would be in the next life

The extened universe was a mistake

It's a fucking art form


It's canon

wait what

HOLY SHIT IT ISN'T LEGENDS IT'S ACTUAL DISNEY CANON

You can't refute it. Luke is clearly bitter towards Rey because he uses 'Force Recognize' to see who she truly is.

Rian Johnson's trilogy will be an adaptation of Omi's story.

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on January 04, 2018, 05:12:16 PM

Quote from: Best Boss on January 04, 2018, 04:34:53 PM

Omi was a Force-sensitive female dianoga which lived inside garbage masher 3263827 aboard the Death Star.

Sometime before the Battle of Yavin, Omi got into an altercation with Iduna, a male member of her species, who had wanted to exchange eggs. Because of her Force-sensitivity she was able to defeat Iduna

Sometime later, she was captured on her homeworld by the native Vodran, who handed Omi to Imperials en route to the Death Star. While en route to the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station, she received a vision of fiery destruction and was able to escape her containment. She attempted to flee the vessel by making use of her species' natural ability to camouflage, but was discovered by two Imperial stormtroopers. Although she was able to dispatch the two stormtroopers, by surrendering herself to the power of what she could only describe as "It", she realised that there was nowhere to go, and retreated back into her containment, until finally arriving to the Death Star.

Once aboard, Omi once again received a vision of fire, and was dumped into a garbage chute, introducing her to garbage masher 3263827, where she would feed on the organic materials that would fall in. After rescuing Princess Leia Organa aboard the Death Star, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker were temporarily stranded[5] inside garbage masher 3263827, along with the Princess in the year 0 BBY. Enacting the belief of her people, Omi pulled Skywalker into the water, "baptizing" him, after she felt that he too was in "submission to It", and letting him go shortly thereafter. As the compression cycle was about to start, the dianoga disappeared deep underwater When Luke Skywalker was able to escape the trash compactor unharmed, Omi sensed that he would go on to do great things.

Before the Death Star's destruction, Omi would continue to develop in her submission to "It", being able to telepathically lift objects into the air. When her vision was fulfilled, and the Death Star was destroyed, she pondered what she would be in the next life

The extened universe was a mistake

It's a fucking art form


It's canon

wait what

HOLY SHIT IT ISN'T LEGENDS IT'S ACTUAL DISNEY CANON

deci died

Update 12 - Mission: Aborted



The Baron had suggested I speak to “The Pellar,” who apparently had quite a reputation. After getting rid of some rowdy soldiers outside his hut, I showed the Pellar the talisman found back at the Baron’s castle. Turns out he made it to protect the Baron’s wife, Anna, from evil spirits or something. Before he could help me further, however, he needed me to find his missing goat, Princess.



There was an option to refuse, but I assumed it would make me do the quest anyway so I volunteered to find his stupid goat. I had to use a bell to lure it back to the hut, while protecting her from wolves and bears. A bit pointless but some of Geralt’s dialogue was funny. In exchange for bringing Princess back, the Pellar did some weird shit which caused him to become possessed or something, and revealed that Anna had been pregnant but miscarried, with some implication that the Baron was abusive towards her. He told me that I now needed to find the discarded fetus - or “botchling” - and lift its curse to locate Anna and Tamara. Never thought I’d ever have to do anything with a miscarried fetus in a video game.



I returned to the castle to find the stables on fire - the Baron had flown into a rage and set the place alight. A civilian was trapped in there, so I went to save him before confronting the Baron about his wife. Before I could say anything though, the Baron tried to fight me, so I beat the shit out of him. Once things calmed down inside the castle, the Baron came clean. He was an abuser, never of his daughter, but much of his wife. One night the two had fought so brutally that Anna had miscarried. The lost child was all that remained when he awoke the next day. Geralt informed the Baron of the plan with the botchling, and so the Baron took me down to where he had taken it.



At this point I had two choices: I could either try to lift the botchling’s curse, turning it into a “lubberkin” which would lead me to Anna and Tamara, or simply kill the creature and let the Pellar do his work on its blood. I choose the former, and so the Baron carried the botchling back up to the castle while I protected him from wraiths. Up at the castle, he buried the child, at which point we needed to wait some time for it to turn into a lubberkin. The Baron went into his castle while I waited by the grave.



At midnight, a magical ghost baby rose from the grave and led me on a trail, taking me to a smokehouse, a dead horse, and finally a fisherman’s hut. There, I found out that a fearsome beast had attacked and taken Anna, while Tamara had escaped to Oxenfurt. On my way back to tell the Baron of my findings, I was approached by a man named Ronvid, who wished to fight me to honor some Maid Bilberry.  I hit him a few times and he ran off, but he did say that we’d meet again.



I found the Baron sitting in his garden. In his castle, I filled him in on what I’d found out. I volunteered to go even meet Anna (if alive) and Tamara personally. However, the deal did only involve me finding out their locations, and for that the Baron told me more about Ciri. She had been hunting with the Baron and his men, and were camping out for the evening. Ciri challenged the Baron to a horse race, which I was winning before being interrupted by a winged creature swooping in from above. The Baron stopped his tale there, and so I was off once again to go find his missing family.

Desty is a fucking savage this game.

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