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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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36991
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:36:34 PM »
No, in an airport. Connecting flights and stuff.
Well why were you down that way then?
36992
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:17:40 PM »
You at a resort down there?
36993
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:16:54 PM »
They all like bar anime anyway.
Now that'd an idea. a SoL involving bar staff instead of schoolgirls.
36994
« on: August 19, 2014, 12:00:02 PM »
GOD DAMMIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WHY
WHY
FSTGSDSHSHSHHSJSJSJGDHS
Because this is entertaining.
36995
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:57:54 AM »
So you're the second one to jump there?
36996
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:39:18 AM »
Hah! You haven't even seen the full extent of my #SwAgTaGtAsTiCtAnKs
Who needs #Swage when you're kawaii as fuck?
36997
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:31:45 AM »
No escape.
You think that overweight failure of a R&D dick measuring contest scares me?
36998
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:21:10 AM »
 Well fuck, time to leave.
36999
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:09:22 AM »
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME!?
Did they make you wear frilly panties?
37000
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:09:21 AM »
Use big words and discuss economic theory with people who don't understand it.
It worked for Sparkles.
37001
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:07:32 AM »
Meh, I'd do better than Kiyo.
I kinda got tired of breaking up arguments between fourteen year olds towards the end of Coup's era though.
37002
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:05:40 AM »
I hate to join in this little shitfest but it's really a shitty place. I was just there a few days ago. You can't even pump your own gas.
It's a freedom-hating hellscape.
And the drivers... oh my god, New Jersey drivers are almost as bad as NY or Florida drivers.
37003
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:03:39 AM »
You're like the weeaboo overseer  who makes sure that they eat their vegetables
I don't think that's a needed role. Oss is always eating his carrots and cucumbers.
37004
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:59:22 AM »
Jersey = The Best State Around and The best state in town.
Newark and Camden /thread
37005
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:47:51 AM »
>tfw your sexy high school teachers never contacted you on facebook
37006
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:26:50 AM »
Nobody wants to see your tits bro.
Do you want some peanut butter for your jelly?
37007
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:25:40 AM »
Lube up the bus and slide it off of the trailer.
That's a lot of bottles of lube...
37008
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:25:01 AM »
Put a damn shirt on.
Don't be hating 'cause my tits are bigger than yours.
37009
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:24:19 AM »
So as a poor person, what can I try?
I even try plucking every hair, and it still comes back fast.
Buy lots of razors
37010
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:23:00 AM »
Well, then I guess there's not much more we can do about that then can we? To be fair though, you could describe any riot as planet of the apes. The only thing that's ever gone around in riots is rampant stupidity and a chain reaction through people instigated by an aggressor either legitimately or artificially. I remember watching the riots in British Columbia over a hockey game once. You could easily have called something like that planet of the apes.
The Vancouver playoff riots were awesome, but Philly topped that when the rioted after their baseball team WON the world cup
37011
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:15:06 AM »
Oss is close enough.
37012
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:14:05 AM »
Just because a black person says it doesn't make it okay. Just putting that out there.
Duh. I need an inflated tone of voice font for humor purposes...
37013
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:09:49 AM »
Youre up ;__;
Of course. Woke up with the room still spinning, but I'm up.
37014
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:04:17 AM »
Nope. It's common knowledge racist white call blacks monkeys and apes. Us being primates has nothing to do with, and frankly you sound like a lawyer trying to get your client off some charges with a technicality.
Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.
But a black guy said it. We cool, man.
37015
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:00:43 AM »
>tie bus to tree
>drive trailer out from under bus
37016
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:50:23 AM »
Frigging Tease McTeasington he is.
Nah son, I'm just too good for one to handle.
37017
« on: August 18, 2014, 11:21:57 PM »
Well shit, overqualified for a job once again.
37018
« on: August 18, 2014, 11:19:26 PM »
Anime Titten sind am besten Titten
was?
37019
« on: August 18, 2014, 11:04:04 PM »
You're welcome DAS.
Danke shoen, mein herr. Ich will such ze dick now.
37020
« on: August 18, 2014, 10:59:46 PM »
Apparently I made you heroic.
The fuck I was only ascended last I checked
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