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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:22:15 PM »
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two can play at this game
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INFANTRY IS ATTACKING OUR HEAVY TANK! WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS?

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:16:32 PM »
just you wait goyim

by the end of the month i'll have all of you celebrating hanukkah
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Not if my pioneer spam has anything to say about it.

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:05:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 06:02:02 PM »
i'm being oppressed

JIDF NO SHILLING!
JIDF NO SHILLING!
JIDF NO SHILLING!

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The Flood / Re: Take a motherfucking screenshot RIGHT NOW
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:58:55 PM »

That fucking ad...

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:44:08 PM »
God, youre just drooling over this guy arent you.
Hey man, anyone who kills that many Commies is worth praising in the name of FREEDOM.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:41:53 PM »
and then he went on to live long enough to experience 8 seasons of friends
At least he died never knowing the pain of crying at the last episode...

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:34:02 PM »
in winter 1939/1940 russia invaded finland

they got their asses handed to them

simo häyhä was a finnish sniper that killed around 700 russian soldiers with an unscoped mosin nagant
505 confirmed within a 100 day period. Ivan called in fucking artillery strikes just on this man. He then took a bullet to the left of his jaw and went into a coma. The day he woke up was the day Russia agreed to a cease fire.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:31:32 PM »
I don't get it.
You know what the Winter War and who Simo Hayha was, right?

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:30:26 PM »
challenger is russia

and ossku is simo except he gets shot much earlier on and becomes a kamikaze pilot for the imperial japanese air force
But... FINLAN CANNOT INTO PILOT!

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:27:30 PM »
Funny you say that, my name is Ivan, or rather my middle name, but I prefer to be called by it.
Then you must into putting bounty on Chally's head that never gets claimed because he out MLG no scopes you, Comrade.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:26:21 PM »

With the exception of Waifu, none of us are older than 20.
Wait... I thought Waifu was Oss!

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Serious / Re: Wow, my respect for Recon just tanked (Ferguson shooting)
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:24:21 PM »
Churchill did say "The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists." Identifying as a libertarian is close enough for Kinder.
Isn't that widely agreed upon as not Churchill but with no clue as to who actually said it?

Still a damn good quote with a truth to it though.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we allow pedophiles on the forum?
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:21:45 PM »
it's like the winter war part 2
But who is Ivan and who is Simo?

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The Flood / Re: The gimmick goes full retard
« on: August 23, 2014, 05:18:49 PM »
oh hell no

i'm supposed to be the one to make those images
Looks like the JIDF got shilled this time! Hahaha!
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I've said it before, and I'll say it 'till I die. Police are not military. They are not a paramilitary organization. They are not militia. They exist not to fight foreign enemies of the state, but to enforce laws and promote a peaceful atmosphere. Domestic terrorism should not be the responsibility of local, low level law enforcement. You have SWAT units at the county and state level for these incidents. We do not need MRAPs patrolling farmtowns. Your typical officer does not need to have an assault rifle at the low ready patrolling Philly. A militarized police force only draws hostility and fear from those they "protect."

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 03:08:13 PM »
Hey empire...

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SCOREBORD!

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The Flood / Re: Dat moment when
« on: August 23, 2014, 03:06:51 PM »
Well You get THUG 2 for PC then your just download, install THUG Pro, and run the updater. It isn't hard, really.
That had a PC release?
Whew, and here I thought I was gonna have to do something stupid to my emulator.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 02:51:54 PM »
Okay, who broke Oss in the head?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 02:00:03 PM »
This thread.... it is still happening.
And surprisingly it's not my fault.

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Serious / Re: Why do you all hate on police officers?
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:52:29 PM »
Our local commissioner is a fat, corrupt fuck. Borough department has no clue how to handle it's funds and hires people that are less than intelligent. PA State troopers seem to think that traffic laws don't apply to them. The township would rather waste time on marijuana stings than patrolling known sections of the road where high speed accidents are frequent. Reading's PD is worthless.

I think I hate the system and politics that they work under more than police themselves, really, but I'm still never easy or trusting around police.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:44:39 PM »
I like Otthild. She's a pretty cool person.
She alright.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:35:25 PM »
and Smiggles tortured and killed animals for fun and passes it off as no big deal.
For some reason I can't see that...
You're not thinking of Otthild, are you? Her I can see doing that.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:25:24 PM »
It's not as hot as it sounds, it would be quite uncomfortable.
Only if you try to open your eyes.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:14:12 PM »
they're not even sponsored by mtn dew
Wow, what casuals.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:12:19 PM »
Pfft, Empire's got no #yoloswag

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:38:25 AM »
Ossy y

Ur supposed 2 b as pure as new fallen snow.
I think Waifu finally got to him.

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The Flood / Re: Spiders are bros, yo.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:34:24 AM »
Spiders are cool and all until you look up to discover this sitting not even 10 inches from your face on a toilet wall as you're shitting your guts out and dying from food poisoning in Africa.


Solution: don't go to Africa

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The Flood / Re: Shitposters are bros, yo
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:49:11 AM »

>mfw callentem

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maybe we're not so different from the Muslims after all

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