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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
« on: August 24, 2014, 12:32:42 PM »
I tried to watch that once.
I couldn't make it past halfway.

37022
The Flood / Re: It's nearly time for bed.
« on: August 24, 2014, 12:31:53 PM »
On the contrary


Well fuck, looks like a fox to me.

37023
Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:10:25 AM »
Not so much.
Before that whole Rome thing happened anyway...

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The Flood / Re: How would you be a Jedi douchebag?
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:09:03 AM »
"you don't want to give me a speeding ticket" and "you want to make me a sandwich" would probably be my most said phrases.

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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck's been touching mah boys?
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:43:57 AM »
Bundeswehr's got some serious swage. 8)
The Leo 2's swag levels should be outlawed by the Geneva convention.

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The Flood / Re: What does it feel like being a loser?
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:25:08 AM »
Well... better than a pony shop, I guess.

37027
The Flood / Re: my new thread
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:10:30 AM »

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Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 10:02:21 AM »
The assumption being that the 1/9th slice is bigger than the 1/6th slice.
I'd rather the 1/9th then, but I'd still question why Johnny across the table gets four.

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Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:29:10 AM »
Wealth inequality doesn't mean all that much, to be honest. Unless the top start buying the government - which they are.

But, after all, would you rather have a sixth of a small pizza, or a ninth of a big one?
Well, what's the diameter of the pizza?

37030
Let's all go to Ferguson, my brothers. The grand wizard hath spoke!

37031
The Flood / Re: Imagine if megalodon sharks still existed
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:26:28 AM »
Where'd I put me explodin' harpoon...

37032
Serious / Re: Just your daily reminder that...
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:47:56 AM »
Well, it worked for the Etruscans.

37033
>has a page and a half of PM's
>entire page of Noelle

Made me laugh for some reason.

37034
The Flood / Re: I've Never Seen A Submarine Battle Until Now...
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:35:24 PM »
Probably neither.
Modern submarine on submarine combat is very rare, as the best option is just to call in destroyer support, and back in the day of the Pacific Theater, it wasn't even an option since you needed to surface to see your target, calculate the range and speed of their movement, get your trajectory  so that your torpedo would intercept at the right spot, and then sit still and wait for impact or miss to confirm your shot or adjust your aim.

/killjoy

37035
Were they nudes?

37036
Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:06:31 PM »
-term limits for everything
I feel like term limits are just a lazy way to fix voter ignorance.

37037
Gaming / Re: Video game logic thread.
« on: August 23, 2014, 09:02:58 PM »

Thanks, Obama.

37038
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
You shit. ;__;
Nah, i wouldn't do that.
You'd probably post them...

37039
The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Translation???
Chivalrous in war, Vigilant for peace.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
Oh no you dont.
No.
You.
Dont.
What are you gonna do about it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:08:21 PM »
Kinda? Yeah? Maybe?
Its a curse, i swear.
Uh huh...
You're still getting those photos.

37042
As a more ontopic point, shooting yourself in the chest must be a real bitch of an angle to pull off.
Can anyone think of an easy way to point a gun at your chest without having your arm look like a contortionist trick?
Don't use a rifle with a 36 inch barrel.

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The Flood / Re: Why has "autistic" become the new "retard"?
« on: August 23, 2014, 08:00:18 PM »

Insults tend to do that. Picture slightly relevant.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:58:45 PM »
adölrgjhaöDLKGJKLÖ
Eh...you see, i have this issue with my cheeks.
YOU KNOW, the B word again.
So they do "that thing" when you see real people?

37045
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:53:37 PM »
Nandemonai!
Don't you think your weeb speak can get you out of this one!

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:52:16 PM »
...no, no aaaand no.
<.<
Any pictures with people mmkay? I cant.
My poor cheeks.
Y no?
Good.
For fuck sakes i have to put a lot of thought into it to even peek.
...
What?

37048
The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:48:11 PM »
I cant handle someone staring at me. Which would be 90% of the pics.
...so ''unfortunately''...your face on my screen has not been stained.
Note to self: take shoulder down pictures in drag for Oss.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Motto?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:44:29 PM »
Ritterlich im Kriege, wachsam für den Frieden
Spoiler
[]

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 07:23:11 PM »
So umm...to actually answer the question...no i have not.
laaaaaaaaaaame

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