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12931
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:14:28 PM »
are a million dollars (or pounds etc.) richer. I would much rather have 1m pounds.
12932
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:13:33 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?
Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?
I like wide hips...
12933
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:05:27 PM »
inb4noelle
12934
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:04:14 PM »
My name isn't unisex, so that wouldn't happen.
Neither is Jim, but it still happened to the other faggot in this thread.
12935
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:01:59 PM »
Depends, what's the name?
It's Jim.
Trust me, we met IRL.
Who would name a girl Jim
Unless....
And Septy finally figures out, after several years, that Rc is gay.
12936
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:50:55 PM »
ALLAHU BEETLE
aloha snackbar
12938
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:16:33 PM »
hnnnng
12939
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:00:05 PM »
WE WANT SWAGE!!!! GOD WHAT IS THIS NAZI GERMANY? ?
We're the 7th Reich.
*69th Reich
Neat triple post.
12940
« on: September 23, 2014, 10:45:44 PM »
That happened.
Most philosophy teachers are atheists.
12941
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:49:18 PM »
 So, apparently it's not Sweden has been the butt of every joke about the socially inept in yuropoormerica for decades, and we're only just now finding out, because we have a socially inept Swede of our own.
12942
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:35:15 PM »
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all?
Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.
I'm not stupid, so I won't do shit that has a chance of me dying. I can moderate myself and still have a fun time.
For me that would be on day one. On day two debauchery starts
Between this and other topics that I've seen from you over time, I am beginning to sense some tension between you and Mrs. Charlie.
12943
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:08:27 PM »
All hail thread 777.
You some kind of necrophiliac, son?
I've been necroing on b.net all day trying to infuse some culture into that place.
12944
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »
All hail thread 777.
12945
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:20:32 PM »
What is the policy on B.lind regarding Spanish or other non-English languages? Wasn't it a lockable offense on b.old?
Yes, they usually locked non-english threads. Now, the site comes in a dozen different languages and nobody cares.
12946
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:10:28 PM »
And Predator knows I was banned for calling a person posting in Spanish a filthy brown person, so he replied to my thread where I proclaimed that I was unbanned in Spanish, saying "I can fix that for you"
I took a chance on it, and called him a sediment coated #5E4300 homosapien.
12947
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:17:39 PM »
ya proud o' that ruse, ya cheeky kunt?
12948
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:34:59 PM »
That equation is completely inconclusive. There is not, on any level, a solution. Not even for asians.
12949
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:27:15 PM »
It was my privilege.
12950
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:41:36 PM »
Why did Cowpie leave
I think he got mad that people were disliking his christian rock spam in the plug.dj.
I asked him why he left on XBL, and it had nothing to do with plug.dj I don't remember what it was, because it was petty and insubstantial, but I asked explicitly about that because it was 90% me and Door greifing him.
12951
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:39:11 PM »
He takes after his old man.
12952
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:24:53 PM »
You guys talk about how it's "gotten dumber" when half of you haven't even been around that long. It's always been retarded and always will be.
I'm going on five years now. :/ Spoiler b.net age circlejerk thread?
12953
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:04:28 PM »
I don't get enough sep7 circle jerking done here and on plug.dj, I need to bring it to b.net.
12954
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:03:13 PM »
You do realize it's up to Cheat and Focrn to decide whether to replace Kiyo, and neither have made any inclination that they would support replacing Kiyo due to the butthurt opinions of people who cannot get over the fact that everyone flame baits - even mods.
Kiyo is just a shitty mod.
12955
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:56:37 PM »
>Go on a date with a girl.
>Take her to a nice restaurant.
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks.
>Ask for the check.
>The waiter places the check in front of me,
>Not in front of her, not in the middle of the table.
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face.
>I reach for the check and my credit card inside.
>She begins to tremble.
>Tears well up in her eyes.
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing.
>I chauvinistically place the check with my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it.
>The power of my oppression of this women surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare >directly at her.
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away.
>The waiter returns to take the check away.
>All is lost to her now.
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap.
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry.
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?".
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears.
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face.
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
12956
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:45:38 PM »
Nobody.
That's an option now, so come back and vote.
12957
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:45:16 PM »
Mr. Psy, obviously.
I reset the poll to allow Kiyo to stay, so you may have to re-vote
12958
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:36:21 PM »
Yes, they got dumber.
12959
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:33:49 PM »
So, it has appeared in general consensus that Kiyo is a shitposter who should not be trusted. The Forum Monitors are up for promotion to replace her, and True Velox, who was our trusted overlord at the last offsite, has been introduced as a generally undisputed candidate, who exemplifies what a mod should be. You may vote only once, though you may change you vote as often as you like. Spoiler If any other staff notice that Kiyo has locked this thread, please unlock it immediately.
12960
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »
Maybe you should leave the site.
Yayy, Arky's here.
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