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The Flood / Re: No!
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:16:31 AM »
I don't know what this is but it's super cute.
DBZ moar, faggit

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The Flood / Re: See flat images in 3D
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:13:21 AM »
I can't do it.

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The Flood / Re: The notorious brother and sister question
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »
I fap to wincest greentext.
Oh, look! Here's one now.
And yes, this is pasta.
>be me, 15. Sister 17
>valentines day last year
>parents go out to eat, me and sis stay home
>we both sit on the couch, watching tv
>I notice my sis is in basketball shorts and tanktop
>stare for a few seconds
>she notices and I turn away fast
>I see her smile from the corner of my eye
>she scoots closer to me and pretends to stretch
>she places her hand in my lap and rests her head on my shoulder
>"do you think about me, anon"
>ohshit.exe
>I say yeah sometimes
>"good, i think about you too anon"
>bonerincoming.gif
>she notices my rising boner
>she looks at me and gives me a horny smile
>she looks back at my pants and bites her lip
>"whats this?"
>grabs my cock through my pants before i can answer
>begins stroking my hard cock
>feelsgood.jpg
>I dont know what to do so I grab one of her tits
>she moans and pulls down her tanktop
>easily C cups
>she pulls off my shorts, and gasps
>6 inches of cock spring into the air
>she giggles and quickly swallows my cock
>after a few minutes of her sucking my cock, she lifts her head and asks to eat her out
>she lays on her back and I pull off her shorts.
>I begin to rub her clit through her panties
>her face starts to redden and she begins moaning softly
>she starts to moan my name
>i pull her panties off and begin to lick
>she starts to shake and uses her hand to hold my head to her pussy
>She quickly sits up and whispers in my ear to fuck her as hard as I can
>I get off the couch and wait for her to get into doggy
>i position myself behind her and rub the head of my cock on her clit
>she reaches behind and grabs my dick
>she tells me to stop teasing her
>she winks and I push
>Tight.jpeg
>she lets out a scream
>I get faster and realize she came
>tells me to keep going
>she cums again a few minutes later
>she gets on her back and tells me to get on top of her
>positioned
>I slide in and go deeper than before
>she moans and tells me how bad she wants my cum inside of her
>I tell her that its not a good idea
>I start moaning
>about to cum
>she reaches and pulls me closer, not letting me pull out
>I cum buckets inside of her
>she screams and blushes
>I pull out and she leans in to lick the cum off of my cock
>I flinch and it goes deep into her mouth
>she moans and sucks my cuck again
>we hear car doors close
>we quickly get dressed

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The Flood / Re: JLaw got hacked again
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:53:31 PM »
Oh no!
The internet saw my nude pictures!
What should I do?

I think I'll take more nudes!

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The Flood / Re: big bang theory thread
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:48:35 PM »




I don't know how anyone can find this show funny..

>gestapo
It's funny because you're a Jew.

12966
The Flood / Re: Bringing Back a Classic
« on: September 22, 2014, 02:03:07 PM »
Does .999 equal 1?
No. .999... repeating does.

1/3 = 0.333...
2/3 = 0.666...
1/3 + 2/3 = 3/3, or 0.999... or 1.
I have covered this subject a million times.
.999 repeating does not equal 1
Just because we do math in a flawed base (base10) does not mean that you can take a value and claim that it equals a completely different value.

Simply put, 1/3 does not equal .333 repeating.

Try the same logic you have applied here in base12.
You'll find yourself in a very different situation.

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The Flood / Re: I found a picture of Cheat meeting with the Mods
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:30:38 PM »
ayy lmao

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The Flood / Re: Let it go
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:38:26 AM »
inb4 frozen

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Wallpaper Thread?
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:36:24 AM »
Spoiler
dat display resolution tho
It's really hard to find a decent Community background.
but
>2011+3
>Not having a 1080p display
I gave my sister my 1080p 22" display when I bought a lower res 35" display, just because I wanted a bigger screen, and didn't have the cash for either a bigger desk, or a new 1080p in the size I wanted.

Couldn't keep both.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:33:44 AM »
repoopted 4 culing out anoter member
muh gud standing.
neu

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Wallpaper Thread?
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:27:31 AM »
reply 101!

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:25:35 AM »
>not using a vector image
>implying that was in the resources available

adobe illustrator mustard rice
lazy asshole moo star ritz

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:23:38 AM »
>not using a vector image
>implying that was in the resources available

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:17:17 AM »


If you can improve an ancient emblem of mine, I'd appreciate that. Thanks.
I actually made you one last week and forgot to post about it.

Oh? A surprise avatar? Should be interesting. What is it?
It was your hi res Halo 2 emblem
http://i.imgur.com/lP4ZuUS.png


How did you manage to clean it up? I tried sharping it so many times in Photoshop and it came out wrong.

Seriously.... Thank you for this! <3

I will use it proudly.
You can't change a low resolution image into a high resolution image just by applying a sharpening filter.
No..
Just let him believe I'm a wizard.

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The Flood / Re: Is Anarchy coming back?
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:14:17 AM »

dis creepin' bidness reminds me of the time I dug up all of thos pictures of shadows and posted them on the Flood.

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The Flood / Re: Is Anarchy coming back?
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:38:43 AM »
I don't follow. What is this Anarchy you speak of?
Prediction: "Blazed Iron" is Cheat.
My alts aren't that obvious.

Well...except for Disembodied Soul, but I think everyone knows that it's me.
How does one get "pro" status?
You have to be related to me. 8)

The cat is out of the bag now. I was hoping to keep it concealed for a bit longer, to be honest.
He had mentioned you previously, but I didn't think you would be coming here.

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The Flood / Re: Is Anarchy coming back?
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:35:04 AM »
I don't follow. What is this Anarchy you speak of?
Prediction: "Blazed Iron" is Cheat.
My alts aren't that obvious.

Well...except for Disembodied Soul, but I think everyone knows that it's me.
How does one get "pro" status?
You have to be related to me. 8)
Oh, so this is the "brother" you spoke of.

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The Flood / Re: What the hell?
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:15:48 AM »
The mods say it's your premium member ship...
$40.

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The Flood / Re: lol
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:20:23 PM »


Mine's better.
I saw that one but failed to screenshot it.

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The Flood / lol
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:18:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Is Anarchy coming back?
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:53:44 PM »
I never really got the chance to browse it much. Are there plans to bring it back in the future?
I have plans to bring my erection back..

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:49:40 PM »
...

the gray on that emblem matches the background of the site
Not for me?

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:48:14 PM »
IN THE AAAAARMS OF A SOLONOOOOOID
Is this because you're supposed to be a canine of some kind?
Am I the ASPCA?

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce apple?
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:45:36 PM »
*Jumps*
You wanna play some portal 2 co-op on XBL?
I beat it all with Noelle, but I'll make room for ye' sometime.
I beat the whole thing by myself using two controllers because nobody wants to play Portal anymore ;-;

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:37:38 PM »


If you can improve an ancient emblem of mine, I'd appreciate that. Thanks.
I actually made you one last week and forgot to post about it.

Oh? A surprise avatar? Should be interesting. What is it?
It was your hi res Halo 2 emblem
http://i.imgur.com/lP4ZuUS.png

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:28:48 PM »


If you can improve an ancient emblem of mine, I'd appreciate that. Thanks.
I actually made you one last week and forgot to post about it.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:27:44 PM »
That lack of Anti-Aliasing tho
I just put a bucket onto the resources provided.
It looks great in the avatar box itself.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Velox...
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:26:46 PM »
dem jagged edges doe
You can't see them when it's in the avatar box.

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The Flood / Re: A Mobius Strip Fell Onto My Porch Today.
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:26:06 PM »
Based Vien, that has earned you an upvote.

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce apple?
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:24:19 PM »
*Jumps*
You wanna play some portal 2 co-op on XBL?

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