Dark Souls Impressions - The FINAL Update

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
The urge to give tips is killing me.

I want to tell him that
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LOL I don't want to be an asshole but a Claymore is a greatsword.
Oh.

yeah, i couldn't have known that


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
The urge to give tips is killing me.

I want to tell him that
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But nah
Well I'd like to just give a subtle hint, but it isn't nearly as satisfying when somebody tells you.

don't read this

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Good job on the Knight.

Want to know what I meant when I said you don't actually have to fight him?
Uhhh, sure.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
The urge to give tips is killing me.

I want to tell him that
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But nah
Well I'd like to just give a subtle hint, but it isn't nearly as satisfying when somebody tells you.

don't read this

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On the staircase leading into the tower right before the Taurus demon, you can drop off and safely land but when the knight follows you he falls to his death.
what a stupid asshole


 
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.

I usually save the gold pine resin for

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I'm convinced they originally intended to make Bridge Drake a required boss fight, couldn't find a way to make his design not be awful, and just scrapped him up to an obstacle and copy pasted Taurus in to make sure there was no long gap between bosses.


 
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I'm convinced they originally intended to make Bridge Drake a required boss fight, couldn't find a way to make his design not be awful, and just scrapped him up to an obstacle and copy pasted Taurus in to make sure there was no long gap between bosses.
yeah, that's what i expected, too

speaking of which--i don't have to fight taurus again, do i


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I'm convinced they originally intended to make Bridge Drake a required boss fight, couldn't find a way to make his design not be awful, and just scrapped him up to an obstacle and copy pasted Taurus in to make sure there was no long gap between bosses.
yeah, that's what i expected, too

speaking of which--i don't have to fight taurus again, do i
any boss with a title and healthbar does not respawn
some unrelated enemies dont as well
but no spoils on who


 
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Rockets on my X
Verb got burnt toasted. Now he's gonna learn how to be proficient at speed running the burg over and over.

Fuck toasty the dragon. He's not even a boss and he's the biggest little bitch in the entire game.


 
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Rockets on my X
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.

I usually save the gold pine resin for

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LOOOOL. That's gonna be a fun story to hear when Verb gets there.

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I'm convinced they originally intended to make Bridge Drake a required boss fight, couldn't find a way to make his design not be awful, and just scrapped him up to an obstacle and copy pasted Taurus in to make sure there was no long gap between bosses.
yeah, that's what i expected, too

speaking of which--i don't have to fight taurus again, do i
any boss with a title and healthbar does not respawn
some unrelated enemies dont as well
but no spoils on who

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.

I usually save the gold pine resin for

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LOOOOL. That's gonna be a fun story to hear when Verb gets there.

Spoiler

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speaking of which--i don't have to fight taurus again, do i

http://sep7agon.net/gaming/dark-souls-impressions-thread/msg1118170/#msg1118170

Oh, you just meant fight the boss at that location?

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Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 12:29:08 PM by Turkey Sanders


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Rockets on my X
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.

I usually save the gold pine resin for

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LOOOOL. That's gonna be a fun story to hear when Verb gets there.

Spoiler

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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I wont spoil it and tell you which enemy types are weaker to what though, unless you say so.

I usually save the gold pine resin for

Spoiler

LOOOOL. That's gonna be a fun story to hear when Verb gets there.

Spoiler

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey


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Here's all my shit at the moment.

I'll put this all up in the OP, and update it on every... update.

Current Stats
Equipment
Inventory

I have many duplicate items. How do I get rid of them? I didn't see a "sell" option whenever I spoke to the merchant...
Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 03:24:57 PM by Fuddy Duddy II


 
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Look for shortcuts to your bonfires, Verb. The entire map is intricate. There is a ladder you can kik down if you look above that bonfire in Undead Burg.

I know people didn't wanna spoil it but I felt that was a freebie I had to give, so forgive me.


 
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this game needs to start telling me when i pick up humanity, or something

i never know if i have any, unless i physically check

as a result, i've never been human for longer than two minutes, because i'm never aware if i have any or not
Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 03:48:46 PM by Fuddy Duddy II


 
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i'm saying that only because i just lost 4000 souls (and possibly humanity, not that i could fucking tell)

in a way that's just too embarrassing to describe