Why do girls always go for assholes?

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God it's so unfair. I'm so polite and the nicest guy a women can ever meet and I would give them the WORLD but they continue to go for these jerks, trying to change them. Then they complain about being hurt!!! It's so unfair for fucks sake!


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
>tfw no woman has ever gone for your asshole

why even fuck at that point


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>tfw no woman has ever gone for your asshole

why even fuck at that point
LOL


I'm scared of someone having that type of power over me


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
>tfw no woman has ever gone for your asshole

why even fuck at that point
LOL


I'm scared of someone having that type of power over me

PUSSY shit

a real man understands the value of his asshole


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Something something old instinctual habits die hard


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Lmaaaaooo when did you make this??
Just now


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basic bitches love a little abuse


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basic bitches love a little abuse
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does this stuff even work?
 girls just like dicks for some reason


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Aaaand Jive just calls out the neckbeards.

He's one of the "assholes"


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I can just picture a collection of women talking over battle plans and they remind themselves of their first effective battle tactic.

"Go for the asshole."

Five fisted death punch.


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We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.

I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.

They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.

Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.

This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
Last Edit: February 25, 2017, 01:37:28 AM by MyNameIsCharlie


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We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.

I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.

They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.

Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.

This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.

There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.


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We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.

I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.

They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.

Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.

This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.

There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.

Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.


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We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.

I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.

They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.

Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.

This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.

There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.

Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.

Never said that. I just said that there's a line. You can be confident without being a sack of spuds.


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The message is: I am who I am, you are who you are, and I want to put my penis inside you.

That's it. She only cares that you are attracted and are attractive enough to have sex with. The former is a yes/no gate. The latter is flexible. Just be prepared for rejection and have other options. When I went clubbing I always started with the hotties and moved down as the night progressed.


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We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.

I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.

They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.

Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.

This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.

There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.

Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.

Never said that. I just said that there's a line. You can be confident without being a sack of spuds.

Just be clear with what you want. Are there shitheads who just want the night? Yes. There are nights you just want to get laid. You may be one of the spuds. Accept that and get what you want. When you give up the idea that sex has to be in a relationship you open up to what women really want.

They want what we do. To be chosen. To be told they're attractive. That you want to have sex with them.

They don't want unnecessary relationships anymore than we do.


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex. Sex was never my game and I know for sure it ain't anymore after I'm through with this particular stage of my life.
Last Edit: February 25, 2017, 01:56:14 AM by Sαndtrap


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.

To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.

To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?

Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.

To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?

Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.

Wear a rubber. Problem solved


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.

To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?

Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.

Wear a rubber. Problem solved

Tell that to the degenerates.


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Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.

Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.

To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?

Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.

Wear a rubber. Problem solved

Tell that to the degenerates.

Don't wrap it when you tap it, then you get what's coming to you. Hopefully that ends in a wart or blister and not a kid


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Charlie is not wrong. Confidence is key, even if you have to fake it. Most people nerdvirgins call assholes are really just confident dudes who don't waste time on shit they don't want.

I can't tell you the the amount of shit I used to get from people because I didn't want to be in a relationship.

"All you want is sex."

Yeah, that's what I told you when we started this thing, why the fuck would that change?


 
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I like a girl who fucking hates confidence.


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I like a girl who fucking hates confidence.

She going to dom you?