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Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?

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Nice try, stan.

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Left, because I'm a lefty anyway.


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Usually my left hand but sometimes I'll use my right

I'm left handed so it's natural for me
Though I have this AWFUL and painful tendency to not be aroused unless I'm on my stomach

So I jerk layin flat on my belly. My back and neck ends up hurting something hellish afterwords
I always think to myself
"God that so wasn't worth it"
The next day doing it again


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
i switch it around to keeep it interesting


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left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Plot twist







its not my hand


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Plot twist







its not my hand
It's my hand.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.

That's it?


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Usually my left hand but sometimes I'll use my right

I'm left handed so it's natural for me
Though I have this AWFUL and painful tendency to not be aroused unless I'm on my stomach

So I jerk layin flat on my belly. My back and neck ends up hurting something hellish afterwords
I always think to myself
"God that so wasn't worth it"
The next day doing it again
Hurting your back and neck?  I think that a better pillow arrangement might help.

I would think that the biggest problem of laying face down might be cutting off the circulation to your hand and it going numb.  I know I hate it when anything goes numb.


 
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left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.

That's it?
By touch your butt I meant ram my cock into your asshole without giving you a reach-around.


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Using my left hand is just frustrating and makes me look silly


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'm naturally left handed.


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Both.


 
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fucking lol

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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

fucking hell, that sounds as pathetic as it is... edit the image, sure, but don't take my colours; I don't know what your stupid rules are, I don't need them


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Usually my left hand but sometimes I'll use my right

I'm left handed so it's natural for me
Though I have this AWFUL and painful tendency to not be aroused unless I'm on my stomach

So I jerk layin flat on my belly. My back and neck ends up hurting something hellish afterwords
I always think to myself
"God that so wasn't worth it"
The next day doing it again
Hurting your back and neck?  I think that a better pillow arrangement might help.

I would think that the biggest problem of laying face down might be cutting off the circulation to your hand and it going numb.  I know I hate it when anything goes numb.
Well really it's a long term issue.
I go to the chiro for my back and used to get deep tissue massages for the severe stiffening of my muscles

When I fap on my stomach I'm putting way too much unnecessary pressure on the exact points that are causing problems to begin with

But..but the weenie no screamie on my back


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Don't use a pillow if you lie on your stomach. Friend used to sleep like that and, when I told him that, his back problems reduced significantly.


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But..but the weenie no screamie on my back




Helluva mental image there.   Thanks.   It made me giggle.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
This thread is lewd


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left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.

That's it?
By touch your butt I meant ram my cock into your asshole without giving you a reach-around.
ALLAH AKBAR