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Some nig nog left their purse in my restaurant. Was in such a hurry that they left the damn thing under their chair and left.

Rooting through the contents now, looking for a phone number.

350$
5 credit cards
2 social insurance cards
2 Health inusrance cards
Bank pin numbers
Email accounts and logins
Drivers license
A pair of keys to what looks like every fucking thing under the sun
Gum and shit
More purse shit

If I were an asshole I could do so much damn dammicky shit with this. Still no phone number. All these fucking pieces of paper and no number.

Might have to use drivers license address. God dammit. I may as well ship this damn thing back to them wrapped up as a fucking christmas present through the mail.


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Thanks for the update.



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They were obviously leaving supplies for a spy. You've just jeopardised national security, you jerk.


 
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Thanks for the update.

There's a whole life stuffed into this thing. People lose shit all the time round here. But whole purses, rare. SOmething different, to be sure. Go on adventure to find the owners methinks.


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Thanks for the update.

There's a whole life stuffed into this thing. People lose shit all the time round here. But whole purses, rare. SOmething different, to be sure. Go on adventure to find the owners methinks.
Stop going through her shit.


 
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Thanks for the update.

There's a whole life stuffed into this thing. People lose shit all the time round here. But whole purses, rare. SOmething different, to be sure. Go on adventure to find the owners methinks.
Stop going through her shit.

It's okay. Short term memory. Won't remember anything by the end of tomorrow. Drivers liscence has all the right stuff. Callin' these niggas up.


 
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Blog post Hur. Search through phone book.

Of course. Dozens of same last name. Have to check all of them. Sorry if blog post. Figure, why not post interesting things. Better than spam and circle jerks. Or sad stuff.

Funny side too. Canadian.

Can expect apologies from both sides.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Blog post Hur. Search through phone book.

Of course. Dozens of same last name. Have to check all of them. Sorry if blog post. Figure, why not post interesting things. Better than spam and circle jerks. Or sad stuff.

Funny side too. Canadian.

Can expect apologies from both sides.
Apologies everywhere.

"I'm sorry I went through your purse to find your home address and return it to you."

"I'm sorry I left my purse at your shop."

"Sorry."

"Sorry."


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They'll come running back. I doubt you'll have to track them down.


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If you know, you know.
Its mine. Glad you found it.

plz send to the address I PM'd you, thx m8.


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>nig nog

Sandtrap is a highschooler confirmed
Last Edit: June 05, 2015, 01:06:47 PM by I'm dead


 
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>nig nog

SANDTRAP is a highschooler confirmed

Really old term man. Heard it from a scottish fellow years back.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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>nig nog

SANDTRAP is a highschooler confirmed

Really old term man. Heard it from a scottish fellow years back.
That means nigga, man.


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If You Are A False Don't Entry
If you found their number and then called them up I think they would be pretty pissed off at you for going through their stuff lol


 
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>nig nog

SANDTRAP is a highschooler confirmed

Really old term man. Heard it from a scottish fellow years back.
That means nigga, man.

No it doesn't you uncultured fuck.

It's a shortening of nigmenog which means "a very foolish person" and was used back in the 1700's. However it was later appropriated by racists as a replacement for the word nigger.


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>nig nog

SANDTRAP is a highschooler confirmed

Really old term man. Heard it from a scottish fellow years back.
That means nigga, man.

No it doesn't you uncultured fuck.

It's a shortening of nigmenog which means "a very foolish person" and was used back in the 1700's. However it was later appropriated by racists as a replacement for the word nigger.
Ok Mom


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>nig nog

SANDTRAP is a highschooler confirmed

Really old term man. Heard it from a scottish fellow years back.
That means nigga, man.

No it doesn't you uncultured fuck.

It's a shortening of nigmenog which means "a very foolish person" and was used back in the 1700's. However it was later appropriated by racists as a replacement for the word nigger.
haha he's a nignog for not knowing the real origin of nignog


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damn dammicky
Okay Ned Flanders.

Who even talks like this


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