Things NOT to say in a business meeting

MyNameIsCharlie · October 27, 2015, 12:54:22 PM

Imagine you are a junior VP in a company going to a meeting with a Fortune 500 company to arrange for a joint venture. You walk in the conference room, and all eyes turn to you. List out the things you shouldn't say.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 27, 2015, 12:55:14 PM

i enjoy being creative and myself
also ties are stupid

Dietrich Six · October 27, 2015, 01:02:05 PM

Anal seepage. We've all experienced it, but what's it all about?

Pippen · October 27, 2015, 01:04:48 PM

My balls are sweaty

Elegiac · October 27, 2015, 01:05:44 PM

there is no wrong answer here

but I'll put this forward:

YouTube

Blonic the Fluxmeister · October 27, 2015, 01:06:08 PM

Know any good places to bury race traitors?

Nexus · October 27, 2015, 01:33:37 PM

Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on October 27, 2015, 01:06:08 PM

Know any good places to bury race traitors?

Why do I get an eerie feeling you are referring to me?

Blonic the Fluxmeister · October 27, 2015, 05:18:45 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 27, 2015, 01:33:37 PM

Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on October 27, 2015, 01:06:08 PM
Know any good places to bury race traitors?
Why do I get an eerie feeling you are referring to me?

I'm not. The guy I'm referring to killed himself.

OnionBeetle · October 27, 2015, 05:20:21 PM

From now on, we're basing all profit margins off the gold standard for no other reason than because we can.

Turkey · October 27, 2015, 05:30:51 PM

Quote

I always saw eating pussy as the dominant role. Making her squirm with just my tongue...

Nexus · October 27, 2015, 05:35:01 PM

"Oh man, a nigger, those are rare up here."

Batch · October 27, 2015, 06:01:48 PM

This is the KKK meeting right?

SecondClass · October 27, 2015, 06:21:35 PM

Drooped museum popcorn

Dopameme · October 27, 2015, 11:04:23 PM

"oh sorry i'm late, i was just out fucking your bitch"

Ghost Guy · October 28, 2015, 02:41:40 AM

*First taking out some rolling paper and weed*
"So... anyone wanna blow this joint?"

TB · October 28, 2015, 07:30:03 AM

Don't choke. Don't choke, Don't choke!

Sprungli · October 28, 2015, 07:32:02 AM

So we all know money isn't really important in life...

gats · October 28, 2015, 08:25:38 AM

Your boypussy smells like shit

Isara · October 28, 2015, 08:26:21 AM

We'll be ethical from now on!

... I thought opening up with a joke was a good start.

The Lord Ruler · October 28, 2015, 08:58:49 AM

Haha i really hope a plane doesn't fly into this building.

Elegiac · October 28, 2015, 09:10:04 AM

Quote from: gatsby on October 28, 2015, 08:25:38 AM

Your boypussy smells like shit

And you're fired