I have a third nipple?

I dunno

hey me too

let's have sex

i have a lot of bumps on my penis that make it look like i have an STD

they're actually result of oil buildup from my oily skin

now when i say bumps they're like whiteheads but smaller. you have to look closely to see them

These? (no homo nsfw kinda)

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 05, 2015, 11:12:55 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2015, 11:10:51 PM

i have a lot of bumps on my penis that make it look like i have an STD

they're actually result of oil buildup from my oily skin

now when i say bumps they're like whiteheads but smaller. you have to look closely to see them

These? (no homo nsfw kinda)

Spoiler

Spoiler

yes

i think they're actually pretty common

yeah they're pretty normal
most people have them

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 05, 2015, 11:21:36 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2015, 11:13:29 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 05, 2015, 11:12:55 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2015, 11:10:51 PM

i have a lot of bumps on my penis that make it look like i have an STD

they're actually result of oil buildup from my oily skin

now when i say bumps they're like whiteheads but smaller. you have to look closely to see them

These? (no homo nsfw kinda)

Spoiler

Spoiler

yes

i think they're actually pretty common

yeah they're pretty normal
most people have them

hmmm yeah just never seen too many irl dicks to make the comparison

yeah i actually got a little scared when i found i had them
a few minutes later i was just like lol whatever

I unironically use the "a little more autism" add-on for this site, making the default font Comic Sans.

Why would you do this to yourself

I hate memes and I hate myself.

I wouldn't go up to a random stranger and just start broadcasting things. But a close enough person might eventually find out about them.

No joke here when I say that I pretty much had to teach myself just about everything that I know by myself. I was a little bit behind the curb as a kid and a teenager.

I actually like star wars episode 1

I think I was borderline homosexual when I was in kindergarten.

Quote from: CoastalSet on October 06, 2015, 02:42:17 PM

I think I was borderline homosexual when I was in kindergarten.

Everyone kind of is. At that age you can't even comprehend sexuality and what yours is.

I didn't even really notice one of the kids in our class was black until middle school when I ran into the wannabe gangster, ignorant blacks.

Quote from: Winy on October 05, 2015, 08:43:49 PM

I use to be a brony. It really doesn't get much worse than that.

Oh yeah, this

I want to forget ;___;

at any moment my irl friends might remember this fact and use it as a weapon of mass cringe
its a terrifying existence

tfw you were a brony but you're fucking man enough to admit it and not internally implode

ot though i'm not sure what the most embarrassing thing is. i've done some stupid shit accidentally and cringe when i think about those moments . . . i guess the worst was my complete emotional breakdown while i was still at school after finding out i came in 4th place for 3 drum major positions for the second year in a row, meaning i was never gonna be able to do it

that day was shit, and i tried to keep it in but for all that other people did for me . . . for some reason it's embarrassing to think about

on a day-to-day basis i'm not really embarrassed though. i guess i worry about how people perceive my work ethic/schedule though. i think about how they perceive the pattern of my coming into the gym, like: "does this guy work? isn't he a student? he must be part-time." things like that. i'm fully confident about how i spend my time but i can admit to being self-conscious over how others perceive my operation

My dong hangs at a mere length of 3.5", however being the manlet I am, they would probably figure it out for themselves.

I have dermatophagia.

Though it's embarrassing, I tell people what it is if they ask about my fingers.