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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I want to live the rest of my life as Chloe Moretz's foot slave.
damned degenerate


kys normie scum


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I think Winy won the thread.
Nobody tops my fuckups during my early teen years.
pls reply to me.
I thought you were joking.

I meant I bitched on Bungle about her breaking up with me.

We're actually back together lol
You down for a threesome?


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I think Winy won the thread.
Nobody tops my fuckups during my early teen years.
pls reply to me.
I thought you were joking.

I meant I bitched on Bungle about her breaking up with me.

We're actually back together lol
You down for a threesome?
I'll have to ask her.


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I think Winy won the thread.
Nobody tops my fuckups during my early teen years.
pls reply to me.
I thought you were joking.

I meant I bitched on Bungle about her breaking up with me.

We're actually back together lol
You down for a threesome?
I'll have to ask her.
Let me know, fam.


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I want to live the rest of my life as Chloe Moretz's foot slave.
damned degenerate


kys normie scum
i ain't even a normie tho


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I think Winy won the thread.
Nobody tops my fuckups during my early teen years.
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I thought you were joking.

I meant I bitched on Bungle about her breaking up with me.

We're actually back together lol
You down for a threesome?
I'll have to ask her.
Let me know, fam.
She said yes.


 
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i farted the first time i had sex

the second time i had sex i only lasted a good 45 seconds which is weird since the first time i lasted a good 15 minutes
Farts must make you last longer.

I'll take note of that next time.


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I think Winy won the thread.
Nobody tops my fuckups during my early teen years.
pls reply to me.
I thought you were joking.

I meant I bitched on Bungle about her breaking up with me.

We're actually back together lol
You down for a threesome?
I'll have to ask her.
Let me know, fam.
She said yes.
I'll be there shortly.


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I post on internet forums more than I talk to people irl. It's gotten to the point that, on the off chance I actually am talking to a friend, they know that "I was talking to someone" means "I was chatting with someone on the internet".


 
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I post on internet forums more than I talk to people irl. It's gotten to the point that, on the off chance I actually am talking to a friend, they know that "I was talking to someone" means "I was chatting with someone on the internet".
That's nothing to be embarrassed about. I wouldn't even consider it a problem, because it just means that there's more people on the Internet that you'd rather talk to than people offline. That's pretty whatever.


 
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I don't know if this really counts But I have such bad speaking problems I almost never talk to people that aren't my brother and mom.


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sucked my own dick in a tinychat room tbh


 
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My best friend is my pet chihuahua I rescued a week ago.
Dogs are best pals


 
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My best friend is my pet chihuahua I rescued a week ago.
Dogs are best pals

He follows me like a shadow and he always cuddles with me and stuff. He's super protective as well. Very loyal.

Which is weird because we've only been together a week or so. /:


 
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I have a third nipple?

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I post on internet forums more than I talk to people irl. It's gotten to the point that, on the off chance I actually am talking to a friend, they know that "I was talking to someone" means "I was chatting with someone on the internet".
That's nothing to be embarrassed about. I wouldn't even consider it a problem, because it just means that there's more people on the Internet that you'd rather talk to than people offline. That's pretty whatever.
I have more than a few people that I can have stimulating conversation with irl, I just don't talk that much. Unless I'm manic, in which case I don't stop speaking gibberish until I calm down.


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My best friend is my pet chihuahua I rescued a week ago.
Dogs are best pals

He follows me like a shadow and he always cuddles with me and stuff. He's super protective as well. Very loyal.

Which is weird because we've only been together a week or so. /:
Not surprising. If he's a rescue, he's probably new to all the attention and he's excited to have somebody to always be around :)


 
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My best friend is my pet chihuahua I rescued a week ago.
Dogs are best pals

He follows me like a shadow and he always cuddles with me and stuff. He's super protective as well. Very loyal.

Which is weird because we've only been together a week or so. /:
Not surprising. If he's a rescue, he's probably new to all the attention and he's excited to have somebody to always be around :)

Yeah, I'm not complaining. It's really nice to come home to someone that's excited to see me, lol.


 
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I don't know if this really counts But I have such bad speaking problems I almost never talk to people that aren't my brother and mom.
like a stutter or something?
I rarely stutter, it's more of me saying the same thing over and over again, stopping mid sentence, etc


 
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I post on internet forums more than I talk to people irl. It's gotten to the point that, on the off chance I actually am talking to a friend, they know that "I was talking to someone" means "I was chatting with someone on the internet".
That's nothing to be embarrassed about. I wouldn't even consider it a problem, because it just means that there's more people on the Internet that you'd rather talk to than people offline. That's pretty whatever.
I have more than a few people that I can have stimulating conversation with irl, I just don't talk that much. Unless I'm manic, in which case I don't stop speaking gibberish until I calm down.
My friends are all away, of course, so I only ever get to catch up with them in person about once a month. I find the sparse conversations I've had with people are a lot more stimulating than the conversations I've had with them every single day, you know what I mean? I think that's kinda nice, but that's just me.

I just don't really ever think about it. I have literally no shame about the amount of time I spend on the Internet. Why should I? It doesn't make me less productive (in some ways, it makes me more productive), it doesn't turn me into a mindless zombie, and it doesn't make me any less of a person, so I'd imagine the same would apply to you.

It's one of those things where it's only a problem if you want it to be a problem, I think.

If you think it affects your ability to be social outside of the Internet, then sure, that's an issue, but...
There ain't no shame in it.
Last Edit: October 05, 2015, 10:38:04 PM by Fuddy-duddy


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