Seriously, fuck spiders

More Than Mortal · September 12, 2016, 09:33:36 PM

Anybody who's not an atheist after having seen a spider is clearly a fucking masochist.

Jono · September 12, 2016, 09:35:10 PM

Spiders that kill flies and other pesky flying bugs are cool.

The spiders that crawl on the wall near your bed however are not so cool.

Mordo · September 12, 2016, 09:38:15 PM

Is it spider season in bongland or something? I've had to kill at least one monstrosity every night for the past two weeks.

Doctor Doom · September 12, 2016, 09:44:00 PM

A spider once killed a wasp that stung me, so they're pretty cool in my eyes.

As long as they keep their distance, anyway.

More Than Mortal · September 12, 2016, 09:48:11 PM

Quote from: Mordo on September 12, 2016, 09:38:15 PM

Is it spider season in bongland or something? I've had to kill at least one monstrosity every night for the past two weeks.

I had one fucker crawl across my laptop so I promptly noped the fuck out of my room and decided to sleep on the sofa.

Of course, after being on the sofa for like ten minutes another one ran right fucking by me.

Super Irish · September 12, 2016, 09:52:47 PM

Spiders aren't bad. A bit grotesque, but I've never been bothered by them. Probably unfazed due to being closely around them (or more them being close to me).

Walking into webs is fucking annoying though.

Arren · September 12, 2016, 09:56:44 PM

Some spiders look adorable.

Zonda · September 12, 2016, 10:44:12 PM

But some can be Spiderbros tho

A Cheese Potato · September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM

spiders are friends

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2016, 11:53:02 PM

I'll take spiders over fucking scorpions. Scorpions are proof there is a god, and he hates his creations.

R o c k e t · September 13, 2016, 12:25:21 AM

There was a jumping spider in the display case at work, I was trying to leave but knew if the girl who worked here was working the next shift she'd be flipping out. So I stayed an extra 15 minutes to kill that slippery fuck.

Naru · September 13, 2016, 12:58:01 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM

spiders are friends

dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?

TB · September 13, 2016, 12:59:55 AM

I understand you brother.

A Cheese Potato · September 13, 2016, 01:11:31 AM

Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2016, 12:58:01 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM
spiders are friends
dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?

only if you anger them

SecondClass · September 13, 2016, 01:13:07 AM

I don't care about spiders. You see one, whatever. Junebugs are the devil, though. Fuck beetles in general.

Verbatim · September 13, 2016, 01:14:12 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM

spiders are friends

was about to make this exact post

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Ushan · September 13, 2016, 01:33:22 AM

Quote from: Flee on September 13, 2016, 01:30:59 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 13, 2016, 01:11:31 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2016, 12:58:01 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM
spiders are friends
dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?
only if you anger them
Yeah, the most notorious Australian spider just screams "friend" to me.

Spoiler

Eight arms to hug you with

Arren · September 13, 2016, 01:39:26 AM

Quote from: Flee on September 13, 2016, 01:30:59 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 13, 2016, 01:11:31 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2016, 12:58:01 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM
spiders are friends
dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?
only if you anger them
Yeah, the most notorious Australian spider just screams "friend" to me.

Spoiler

>Literally dripping with venom

R o c k e t · September 13, 2016, 01:45:22 AM

Quote from: Flee on September 13, 2016, 01:30:59 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 13, 2016, 01:11:31 AM
Quote from: Naru on September 13, 2016, 12:58:01 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 12, 2016, 10:53:47 PM
spiders are friends
dont they wanna kill everyone in aussieland?
only if you anger them
Yeah, the most notorious Australian spider just screams "friend" to me.

Spoiler

More like screaming "LET ME FONDLE YOUR DICK BRO"

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 13, 2016, 01:53:03 AM

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Verbatim · September 13, 2016, 03:41:34 AM

i don't think spiders are known to fondle dicks in particular

Mattie G Indahouse · September 13, 2016, 04:22:10 AM

ITT the OP is being a major pussy.

Solonoid · September 13, 2016, 07:18:40 AM

Lol I live in the home of some of the deadliest spiders in the world.

If you can't get gangrene within two days of being bitten you don't have spiders.

Solonoid · September 13, 2016, 07:21:02 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 13, 2016, 03:41:34 AM

i don't think spiders are known to fondle dicks in particular

They're more into balls.

Lifts Her Tail · September 13, 2016, 02:39:57 PM

Why would you say that?

Winy · September 13, 2016, 06:04:49 PM

I have a legitimate phobia of spiders, but am also weirdly fascinated by them and how they hunt. Like I really enjoy learning about spiders, despite thinking they're the worst thing ever.

gats · September 13, 2016, 06:24:40 PM

I was deeply frightened recently by this camouflaging spider I spotted on the carpet, were it not for its size I wouldn't have seen it at all it must have been like 9-12cm and a spotted grey colour

fireandice722 · September 13, 2016, 06:31:34 PM

Seriously can't stand most bugs/spiders larger than flies.