ITT I demonstrate why Utilitarianism is shit in less than 5 seconds

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"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'."
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Utilitarianism would be five simultaneous rapes, not a gang rape. Get it right, pal.


 
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No it doesn't, bad joke.


 
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if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system


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if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system

Sounds like somebody's been reading TOWWAFO.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system

Sounds like somebody's been reading TOWWAFO.
more like I've met people who defend the morality of that system until they're blue in the face

I could never read that book myself


 
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if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system
itt: no one understands what utilitarianism is


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system
Bliss and ecstasy are contrary to a productive environment. Being content would be more beneficial.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system
itt: no one understands what utilitarianism is
expect that would totally be in line with utilitarian ideals


 
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if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system
itt: no one understands what utilitarianism is
expect that would totally be in line with utilitarian ideals
utilitarianism is the pursuit of utopia (a perfect society where no one suffers in any way) in the most cost-efficient manner possible

if one person is suffering, you don't have a utopia, and you don't have utlitarianism


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
if you let one person be eternally tortured to allow 5,000,000,000 people to live forever in constant bliss and ecstasy, utilitarianism would encourage that.

Shit moral system
itt: no one understands what utilitarianism is
expect that would totally be in line with utilitarian ideals
utilitarianism is the pursuit of utopia (a perfect society where no one suffers in any way) in the most cost-efficient manner possible

if one person is suffering, you don't have a utopia, and you don't have utlitarianism
utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering


 
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utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering
The ideal being that suffering should be quashed entirely--and if this ideal is not met, it's not utilitarian. You just have a compromise--the "most" utilitarian option, but not the utilitarian option.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering
The ideal being that suffering should be quashed entirely--and if this ideal is not met, it's not utilitarian. You just have a compromise--the "most" utilitarian option, but not the utilitarian option.
And in the scenario I described, the most utilitarian option is to allow that society to continue.


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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
But what if I wanted to get gang raped? checkmate straight people.


 
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utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering
The ideal being that suffering should be quashed entirely--and if this ideal is not met, it's not utilitarian. You just have a compromise--the "most" utilitarian option, but not the utilitarian option.
And in the scenario I described, the most utilitarian option is to allow that society to continue.
But it's not the utilitarian option. It doesn't describe a utilitarian society, because it doesn't represent the true cause behind utilitarianism. It's a society where people say, "Well, this is good enough." That's not utilitarian--that's Bentham's shitty outdated brand of utilitarianism that's been ousted for centuries.

God, English philosophers are such shit.


 
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hurr durr no that would be a meritocracy lol


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>guy kills hundreds of people a day for kicks
>his job allows him to save tens of thousands
>utilitarianism prevents his removal
And I just summed up 2/3rds of the Rifters series.


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utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering
The ideal being that suffering should be quashed entirely--and if this ideal is not met, it's not utilitarian. You just have a compromise--the "most" utilitarian option, but not the utilitarian option.
And in the scenario I described, the most utilitarian option is to allow that society to continue.
But it's not the utilitarian option. It doesn't describe a utilitarian society, because it doesn't represent the true cause behind utilitarianism. It's a society where people say, "Well, this is good enough." That's not utilitarian--that's Bentham's shitty outdated brand of utilitarianism that's been ousted for centuries.

God, English philosophers are such shit.
"My magical utopian brand of Utilitarianism has never been tried"
Well, my "magical utopian brand of utilitarianism" is everyone fucking dies. So yeah, of course it hasn't been tried.

It's not that extinction is in itself utilitarian--it's simply the only way to fully realize the utilitarian model, because existence in itself begets disutility in some form. There's nothing else.


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utilitarianism is when the net happiness outweighs the net suffering
The ideal being that suffering should be quashed entirely--and if this ideal is not met, it's not utilitarian. You just have a compromise--the "most" utilitarian option, but not the utilitarian option.
And in the scenario I described, the most utilitarian option is to allow that society to continue.
But it's not the utilitarian option. It doesn't describe a utilitarian society, because it doesn't represent the true cause behind utilitarianism. It's a society where people say, "Well, this is good enough." That's not utilitarian--that's Bentham's shitty outdated brand of utilitarianism that's been ousted for centuries.

God, English philosophers are such shit.
"My magical utopian brand of Utilitarianism has never been tried"
Well, my "magical utopian brand of utilitarianism" is everyone fucking dies. So yeah, of course it hasn't been tried.

It's not that extinction is in itself utilitarian--it's simply the only way to fully realize the utilitarian model, because existence in itself begets disutility in some form. There's nothing else.



Where's my prize Charles?


 
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Where's my prize Charles?
It was only for the first three, but thank you for your interest.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Where's my prize Charles?
It was only for the first three, but thank you for your interest.

This is only the second time I've personally seen it.


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it's shit because it allows evil to be committed for "the greater good"

if you have to commit evil to reach an end, then the end isn't worth reaching.


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420 Blaze the doritos.
SUCH SCHOLARLY DEBATE


 
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it's shit because it allows evil to be committed for "the greater good"

if you have to commit evil to reach an end, then the end isn't worth reaching.
thank you for demonstrating your complete lack of understanding of utilitarianism


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Wat r u, casul?
I like my Common Good ethics.

Utilitarianism can be useful at times, I suppose.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Well that's, like, your opinion man.