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How many of you have been to a strip club?

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These days I usually only go whenever one of my friends gets married. Shit always gets out of hand and it makes for a great story.

Anyone have any cool strip club stories?

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I've gone to a strip auction, does that count?

 
 
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I've been to far too many.
I went to one club and for a 'free show' they brought out a Tim Horton's 'sexy Server' who literally brought mini donuts(Timbits) and gave them out to customers, Canadian Flags, Posters, and those pointless lights you can clip to your shirt, or finger, or whatever. Was an entertaining moment.

Another moment in the same club a stripper came up towards me when we had a group of old highschool pals, one of them a clear dorky virgin. (Had to sit next to me) and she spotted him in no-time at all. Came over, smothered spermicide all over her (milky white kinda lube) and I instantly regretted where I was seated because she slapped her ass which was covered in the stuff, and after that I took off at home and had an instant shower.

Another one, (different club) I walked in dressed up as a cyberpunk, and one of the strippers on show walked up to me and started hitting on me non-stop. It wasn't even for show, she just really liked me, kinda amused me but I'm not really into girl x girl action. Of course just to screw with her, I flirted back.

Another time, I walked in (Same club as ^) with the same attire on just for the heck of it, and another stripper walked right up to me and begged me to preform on stage, I absolutely hate being stared at (center of attention) sort of deal, I don't mind the occasional stare here and there, just not a center of attention, but regardless I refused, and she begged me, even tried to pull off the puppy-dog-eyes getup.

A last time, I went casually dressed, and I know this was for show, as I was literally the only chick there, but a stripper made a bee-line to me, and preformed -only- just for me, all the other patrons got pissed because it was a sort of 'tease' show. I get more attention, they pay more to get her attention etc: We talked and whatnot, she was a fantastic conversationalist.


 
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on December 10, 2015, 01:33:03 PM
Once

I've found the 18+ clubs are better than the 21+ clubs.
how would you know if you've only been to one

 
 
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fair enough

OT:
not really my thing

nothing really against them, either

 
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My friend and her older sister want to go and take me to a gay bar really bad.

 
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I went to one back in June and was amazed at the feats of athleticism.

 
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All the time in GTA, yeah.

But seriously, one of these days I want to go to one just to see how it is and see if I'll like it or not.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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i dont think i'd ever go into that type of club

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
i dont think i'd ever go into that type of club
what about a furry strip club

 
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Quote from: Cup-O on December 10, 2015, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
i dont think i'd ever go into that type of club
what about a furry strip club
so where people start out in fursuits and gradually become human?

 
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Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Cup-O on December 10, 2015, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
i dont think i'd ever go into that type of club
what about a furry strip club
so where people start out in fursuits and gradually become human?
sure

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I dont see the appeal

 
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Quote from: Cup-O on December 10, 2015, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Cup-O on December 10, 2015, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ryle on December 10, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
i dont think i'd ever go into that type of club
what about a furry strip club
so where people start out in fursuits and gradually become human?
sure
thats illegal

 
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I'd never go in one.

 
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