How do Jedi manage to avoid being blinded and burned from their lightsabers?

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A lightsaber is going to be just like a cutting torch and welder which means you're going to need eye protection to prevent you from going blind. Then for the sparks a lightsaber produces from cutting things is going to be just like a cutting torch, but much much hotter. If one of those sparks touches you, then you're going to have a very bad weekend.

So how do Jedi protect themselves from their own unpractical weapon which is more of a danger to themselves, than the person they're trying to kill? Do they use the force to protect themselves from being blinded and from the sparks? 


 
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How do you know they are not blind samuris?


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the shitty nice thing about star wars is that you can point to any stupid inconsistency with the plot and justify it with "the force"

this mostly applies to the OT, though--the prequels managed to use (not abuse) this justification in many clever ways--especially since they put a tangible, grasp-able science behind the force with midi-chlorians, rather than just have it be incomprehensible magicky bullshit

it makes sense that a force-sensitive would have microscopic life forms in their bloodstream trying to protect them, just like we have microscopic life forms trying to protect us in the real world

it doesn't make sense that a force-sensitive can just magic himself out of any bad situation for the sake of plot convenience
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A lightsaber is going to be just like a cutting torch and welder which means you're going to need eye protection to prevent you from going blind.
Says who?

A lightsaber isn't a cutting torch. I think it's very obvious from pretty much any piece of Star Wars media that lightsabers aren't spectacularly bright. They'll just illuminate the area around them, but not by any crazy amount. They don't look much bright than a fluorescent rod you'd find in a closet, which obviously doesn't blind you when you get close to it. As for how they don't get burned, obviously the heat of the blade is contained within a really small region and doesn't radiate outwards very far, if at all. How? Who cares.

It's a movie, and nobody should care about the practicality of laser swords.
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How? Who cares.

It's a movie, and nobody should care about the practicality of laser swords.
why not


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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber/Legends

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The typical lightsaber hilt consisted of a metal cylinder between twenty-four and thirty centimeters in length.[4] However, the size of individuals hilts varied drastically, as the weapon was tailored to the creator's specific needs and preferences. The hilt had a pommel cap at the bottom which sometimes held a backup power cell. The lightsaber mechanisms were contained within the hilt. High levels of energy generated by a high-output Diatium power cell was unleashed through a series of focusing lenses and energizers that converted the energy into plasma.[37] The plasma was projected through a set of lightsaber crystals that lent the blade its properties and allowed for the adjustment of blade length and power output. The ideal number of crystals was three, though only one was required.[4] A power insulator was installed on the hilt to protect the wielder from any energy discharges.[38] Activating the lightsaber usually required a button of some sort.[3] A blade power adjustment knob was sometimes installed to allow the wielder to vary the power of the blade.[39] A discharge energy cell could also be installed to increase a lightsaber's power output.[19]

Once focused by the crystals, the plasma was sent through a series of field energizers and modulation circuitry within the emitter matrix that further focused it, making it into a coherent beam of energy that was projected from the blade emitter.[40] The blade typically extended about a meter before being arced by the blade containment field back to a negatively charged fissure ringing the emitter, where it was channeled back to the power cell by a superconductor, completing the circuit. This containment field also caused the blades to make contact with other lightsabers blades without passing through like other forms of energy. This trait is seen when lightsaber wielders can block and parry other lightsaber blades.


 
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How? Who cares.

It's a movie, and nobody should care about the practicality of laser swords.
why not
Well, the practicality of a laser sword might be something worth considering way down the line, but I don't think it's smart to equate far-off technology with a modern welding tool. I'm sure that if something that resembles a lightsaber ever becomes a real weapon (Or tool, I'd hope it ends up being), then exactly how it functions isn't something any of us are really capable of understanding. It's a very large amount of heat and energy contained in a non-radiating blade. How does that work? Will it ever work? I have no idea, but I'm willing to let go of general engineering questions when I'm watching Star Wars.

I'm not saying people can't ask questions, I just don't see the point in criticizing the concept when the technology is obviously beyond what we're capable of making right now.


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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber/Legends

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The typical lightsaber hilt consisted of a metal cylinder between twenty-four and thirty centimeters in length.[4] However, the size of individuals hilts varied drastically, as the weapon was tailored to the creator's specific needs and preferences. The hilt had a pommel cap at the bottom which sometimes held a backup power cell. The lightsaber mechanisms were contained within the hilt. High levels of energy generated by a high-output Diatium power cell was unleashed through a series of focusing lenses and energizers that converted the energy into plasma.[37] The plasma was projected through a set of lightsaber crystals that lent the blade its properties and allowed for the adjustment of blade length and power output. The ideal number of crystals was three, though only one was required.[4] A power insulator was installed on the hilt to protect the wielder from any energy discharges.[38] Activating the lightsaber usually required a button of some sort.[3] A blade power adjustment knob was sometimes installed to allow the wielder to vary the power of the blade.[39] A discharge energy cell could also be installed to increase a lightsaber's power output.[19]

Once focused by the crystals, the plasma was sent through a series of field energizers and modulation circuitry within the emitter matrix that further focused it, making it into a coherent beam of energy that was projected from the blade emitter.[40] The blade typically extended about a meter before being arced by the blade containment field back to a negatively charged fissure ringing the emitter, where it was channeled back to the power cell by a superconductor, completing the circuit. This containment field also caused the blades to make contact with other lightsabers blades without passing through like other forms of energy. This trait is seen when lightsaber wielders can block and parry other lightsaber blades.

Legends material doesn't real anymore though


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"field energizers and modulation circuitry within the emitter matrix "
"Guys, how many scientific words can we throw into a single sentence?


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"field energizers and modulation circuitry within the emitter matrix "
"Guys, how many scientific words can we throw into a single sentence?

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"power thingies and controlling doohickeys inside the part that makes the light go 'pew'"
is that better for you?



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How do you know they are not blind samuris?
They usually make a somewhat big deal about it if they are actually blind

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Disney hasn't made their own sources on the applications of lightsabers, so Legends is the best we have until then.

Disney really shot themselves in the foot with that rule on what's canon. We had books dedicated to how a fucking Star Destroyer's day to day operations went and the practicality of them, and Disney is all like "Nope! Non-canon now!" without giving anything to fill in the gaps they created.

Legends material doesn't real anymore though


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How do you know they are not blind samuris?
They usually make a somewhat big deal about it if they are actually blind

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Disney hasn't made their own sources on the applications of lightsabers, so Legends is the best we have until then.

Disney really shot themselves in the foot with that rule on what's canon. We had books dedicated to how a fucking Star Destroyer's day to day operations went and the practicality of them, and Disney is all like "Nope! Non-canon now!" without giving anything to fill in the gaps they created.

Legends material doesn't real anymore though
Can you blame them, though? Arbitrarily picking random parts of old EU media to stay canon would probably result in a messy, confusing story. I'm sure a lot of the EU referenced things that happened in other EU sources and in what Disney would have preferred remained canon, so it made sense that they wiped the slate clean except for The Clone Wars, the films, and any comics released after the rights were given to them.


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the shitty nice thing about star wars is that you can point to any stupid inconsistency with the plot and justify it with "the force"

this mostly applies to the OT, though--the prequels managed to use (not abuse) this justification in many clever ways--especially since they put a tangible, grasp-able science behind the force with midi-chlorians, rather than just have it be incomprehensible magicky bullshit

it makes sense that a force-sensitive would have microscopic life forms in their bloodstream trying to protect them, just like we have microscopic life forms trying to protect us in the real world

it doesn't make sense that a force-sensitive can just magic himself out of any bad situation for the sake of plot convenience
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Star Wars is science-fantasy, not fiction, so there's no real need for an explanation. It's literal space magic.


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Star Wars is science-fantasy, not fiction, so there's no real need for an explanation. It's literal space magic.

Don't tell Jacob "Fun is for Natalists" Potila that.


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Star Wars is science-fantasy, not fiction, so there's no real need for an explanation. It's literal space magic.
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Isn't that what they're essentially doing with Thrawn though?

Can you blame them, though? Arbitrarily picking random parts of old EU media to stay canon would probably result in a messy, confusing story. I'm sure a lot of the EU referenced things that happened in other EU sources and in what Disney would have preferred remained canon, so it made sense that they wiped the slate clean except for The Clone Wars, the films, and any comics released after the rights were given to them.


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Star Wars is science-fantasy, not fiction, so there's no real need for an explanation. It's literal space magic.
Don't tell Jacob "Fun is for Natalists" Potila that.
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Isn't that what they're essentially doing with Thrawn though?

Can you blame them, though? Arbitrarily picking random parts of old EU media to stay canon would probably result in a messy, confusing story. I'm sure a lot of the EU referenced things that happened in other EU sources and in what Disney would have preferred remained canon, so it made sense that they wiped the slate clean except for The Clone Wars, the films, and any comics released after the rights were given to them.

They are basically doing that with most of the old EU.

They have been bringing back the stuff that worked and leaving behind trash like Emperor Palpatine's three-eyed mutant son.