Having a Bass battle with an asshole neighbor

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100 decibels through my floor, everyday, for the past five months. I have a baby, so whenever he's not home you're fucked.

Dickhead is a wife-beater too, so no remorse. Enjoy 160-200 intermediately, during your late nights, dude.

I have to cover with earplugs, and it still hurts afterwards.
Last Edit: February 27, 2022, 01:13:06 PM by Busta Nut


 
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Someone think of the children.


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Salsa would be too easy. I want a habanero garnish.


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Can you not just knock on his door and tell him if you hear that music while trying to sleep you'll pay a visit and make him look like a pretzel?

That or escelate it. Just park all your shit right outside his door and sit there in a camping chair. Hope you're picking the most obnoxious music you can find.

If you really want to break him down just play something like Barney the dinosaur's into music on a loop. They use it in guantanimo to psychologically break people down and it apparently works like a charm.


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
You're in an apartment? Why hasn't he been evicted?


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Im going to laugh my ass off if you end up getting a warning for this


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Im going to laugh my ass off if you end up getting a warning for this
I have called the cops on this asshole three separate times. The day I get a warning, I'll laugh along side you.


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Can you not just knock on his door and tell him if you hear that music while trying to sleep you'll pay a visit and make him look like a pretzel?

That or escelate it. Just park all your shit right outside his door and sit there in a camping chair. Hope you're picking the most obnoxious music you can find.

If you really want to break him down just play something like Barney the dinosaur's into music on a loop. They use it in guantanimo to psychologically break people down and it apparently works like a charm.
Dude is 250 (or more) of pure muscle. I'm 120 of an admittedly sedentary lifestyle. No intimidation factor there, as I'm the one intimidated lol. I feel like I've escalated as much as I can at this point. Multiple sound ordinance calls have done nothing, letters just make the guy get fucking noisier in response.

Imagine having a fucking newborn child. I can barely sleep anyways, so this dickhead ensuring my child CAN'T, at all times of the day and night?
Last Edit: February 28, 2022, 12:19:00 AM by Busta Nut


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Can you not just knock on his door and tell him if you hear that music while trying to sleep you'll pay a visit and make him look like a pretzel?

That or escelate it. Just park all your shit right outside his door and sit there in a camping chair. Hope you're picking the most obnoxious music you can find.

If you really want to break him down just play something like Barney the dinosaur's into music on a loop. They use it in guantanimo to psychologically break people down and it apparently works like a charm.
Dude is 250 (or more) of pure muscle. I'm 120 of an admittedly sedentary lifestyle. No intimidation factor there, as I'm the one intimidated lol. I feel like I've escalated as much as I can at this point. Multiple sound ordinance calls have done nothing, letters just make the guy get fucking noisier in response.

Imagine having a fucking newborn child. I can barely sleep anyways, so this dickhead ensuring my child CAN'T, at all times of the day and night?

I could suggest a few things, but I have to keep in mind that you've got a kiddo and a wifey. They don't need you turned into a pretzel. Wouldn't matter if it was me since I don't give a shit what happens to me.

Muscle heads usually rely on the intimidation factor. For starters, if you show up and you make as neutral of a statement as possible, just ask him to tone it down cause you've got a kid, and that you don't want to have to ask again, it'll throw his guard off that you're not backing down even if he picks up that you might be afraid.

Sometimes, just that is enough because you'll have earned just an ounce of their respect for calling their bluff. But it can go other ways too. Sometimes it's the asshole that wants to fight and that's the provocation they're looking for.

I have only one bit of advice if the confrontation ever gets physical with the guy. You don't have to be a roid rager who can bench press a fucking planet to do it.

Either one hard kick to the dick to get him down, or you punch or chop as hard as you can into his throat. Horizontal chop is easier to hit. There's a risk of crushing his windpipe and suffocating him if you hit his throat too hard, but if it's a fight you're fighting for your life against a guy who's got the potential to end yours accidentally or purposfully.

Dick or throat, he'll go down almost instantly. Another weak area would be his eyes. Couple fingers in one or both and he won't be able to do much. Plexus is another good spot, but if he's a muscle head it probably won't do much good and it's difficult to hit, impossible if they've clothes on. It's the junction right between the bottom of ribcage and the lower organs. Getting hit there makes most of your torso size up and it fucking hurts. Most people fold like lawnchairs if they get hit there.

But, we don't want to go that route if we can avoid it. Fights are unpredictable. You don't want to accidentally kill somebody or be killed yourself.

Use the mind instead. There's ways you can get him to fuck off without it coming down to a fight. Gimme all you know about the dude or what you suspect about him and I'll see if I can think of something you can do.


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None of what I may suggest is particularlity nice, by the way. All of it would have to do with making the dude's life as miserable as possible without him really knowing who it was.

If he's got a vehicle, slash the tires or put water in the gas tank. Catch yourself either roaches, mice, or bedbugs and set them into his apartment room when he's out during the day. You either wait for him to realize he's infested or you make an anonymous call to the owners and complain of an infestation in parts of the apartment. They'll have to do something otherwise health and safety'll crack down on them.

If he's out during the day, just break in and fuck his speakers up. Wouldn't even have to cut cables, just dump some water in them and short them out. If he has a workplace, depending on where he works you make an anonymous call and complain about him. Light a fire under his ass.

Noise for noise right? Park your speakers at his door and blast them and wait for him to come out. You don't need to get into a fist fight with him. As soon as the door opens you mace his ass with bear spray if you can get a hold of it. Few other chemicals you can whip up quick that sting.

You don't have to be physically strong to deal with a person. Half of dealing with people like this is just using your head and tools. Like I always joke. Dude could tie me into a bow but he can't stop a truck no matter how hard he flexes.

There's a few other things you could do to smoke him out too. I don't remember them, but in general they're harmless. Shit you mix up that smells fucking awful. Hide a dead animal in his ventilation, stuff like that.

Thoughts to roll around for you at least. Probably nothing you'd want to do that would risk getting you in shit or evicted yourself, but if you want my honest thoughts, no remorse nor mercy for people that want to be assholes. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Try to get some sleep.


 
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Play The Hills by The Weeknd on a great sound system with bass that’ll make fat people jiggle to assume dominance


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100 decibels through my floor, everyday, for the past five months. I have a baby, so whenever he's not home you're fucked.

Dickhead is a wife-beater too, so no remorse. Enjoy 160-200 intermediately, during your late nights, dude.

I have to cover with earplugs, and it still hurts afterwards.
You should break his windows and tell him you did that to hear music better.


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Play The Hills by The Weeknd on a great sound system with bass that’ll make fat people jiggle to assume dominance
That shit was loud even on my regular settings. Where tf were you when I needed you?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Play The Hills by The Weeknd on a great sound system with bass that’ll make fat people jiggle to assume dominance
That shit was loud even on my regular settings. Where tf were you when I needed you?
Also play Earfquake and I Think by Tyler The Creator as well, that whole album really tbh it goes hard. The production is amazing.


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Audio psyops are routinely ineffective (see Waco).

Try tear gas and tanks instead.


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Audio psyops are routinely ineffective (see Waco).

Try tear gas and tanks instead.
Never heard of Waco until now. That was a pretty interesting read.

Dude hasn't had an utterance from his apartment since I started, though. Seems to be working fine, until I get murdered lmao.


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Audio psyops are routinely ineffective (see Waco).

Try tear gas and tanks instead.
Never heard of Waco until now. That was a pretty interesting read.

Dude hasn't had an utterance from his apartment since I started, though. Seems to be working fine, until I get murdered lmao.

Victory or death brother!


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How goes the war my man


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How goes the war my man
The war is lost. They've resorted to just pounding bass in their car, right below us. Went down to ask them to turn it down yesterday, and immediately two of his friends from the adjacent car came to check shit out. Immediately fled, as I'm not going to get jumped again.

Wife had a screaming match from the window a couple hours later, and he threatened to murder us, so... nice. Called the cops three times, and they never fucking came. Just need to move out of this shithole.


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How goes the war my man
The war is lost. They've resorted to just pounding bass in their car, right below us. Went down to ask them to turn it down yesterday, and immediately two of his friends from the adjacent car came to check shit out. Immediately fled, as I'm not going to get jumped again.

Wife had a screaming match from the window a couple hours later, and he threatened to murder us, so... nice. Called the cops three times, and they never fucking came. Just need to move out of this shithole.

Jesus where do you live Detroit?
Do you have a gun?


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How goes the war my man
The war is lost. They've resorted to just pounding bass in their car, right below us. Went down to ask them to turn it down yesterday, and immediately two of his friends from the adjacent car came to check shit out. Immediately fled, as I'm not going to get jumped again.

Wife had a screaming match from the window a couple hours later, and he threatened to murder us, so... nice. Called the cops three times, and they never fucking came. Just need to move out of this shithole.

Jesus where do you live Detroit?
Do you have a gun?
I've asked her multiple times why we don't. The argument of having a kid has definitely gone the toilet now, though. Gun safe is to be delivered in the next couple days, and my Mossberg 590 Nightstick is due to the store the day after tomorrow.


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You got any exit plans for where you can move?

If you want I can put some threads out and see if I can find somebody in your area you could bunk with. Low chance but worth a shot if you're wanting to get out of there quick.