Have you ever had gf?

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I hate you, I really, really do
Tell share story.  I go first : 


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ayy lmao
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I did. I'd rather forget about it.


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Ye


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ayy lmao
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I hate you, I really, really do
I did. I'd rather forget about it.

Ye

Great stories guys. Thanks for sharing and contributing.


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ayy lmao
I did. I'd rather forget about it.

Ye

Great stories guys. Thanks for sharing and contributing.
Thank you for making this thread buddy


 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I did. I'd rather forget about it.

Ye

Great stories guys. Thanks for sharing and contributing.
What do you want me to say? We dated for a year and a half, it ended bad. I got hurt. Not much to say.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
i won't share the story but yes :/


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Shit, plenty.
Whatcha wanna know?


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I hate you, I really, really do
What the fuck is with you guys, is this some sort of new meme I'm not aware of?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Just broke up with my third real one in July


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Ye

Great stories guys. Thanks for sharing and contributing.

Oh right details: she turned out to be a clingy judgmental bitch who was always mean to everyone behind their backs. I couldn't stand her being so two-faced so I broke her heart.


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I once talked to a girl, and she talked back. Does that count as friends?


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I hate you, I really, really do
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so I broke her heart.

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm Spicy


 
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Just broke up with my third real one in July

I like how you specified real.


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I hate you, I really, really do
So the general feel I'm getting here is that gf's are bad for your health. Is it safe to assume this?


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
So the general feel I'm getting here is that gf's are bad for your health. Is it safe to assume this?
Yes.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So the general feel I'm getting here is that gf's are bad for your health. Is it safe to assume this?

Nawh man, just don't be a little bitch.


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Yeah i've had 3 official ones

Never lasted more than 3 months

First one i fell in love with smh but she broke my heart kinda but now I look way better/have more friends and she is lowkey obsessed with me


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I hate you, I really, really do
So the general feel I'm getting here is that gf's are bad for your health. Is it safe to assume this?

Nawh man, just don't be a little bitch.

Ok. I won't be a little bitch anymore. Can't believe I never tried this before


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So the general feel I'm getting here is that gf's are bad for your health. Is it safe to assume this?

Nawh man, just don't be a little bitch.

Ok. I won't be a little bitch anymore. Can't believe I never tried this before
It makes life so much better


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Just broke up with my third real one in July

I like how you specified real.
"Dating" in middle school doesn't count.

Spoiler
neither do body pillows apparently


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Your love gets me so high
i've had my fair share of casual flings with girls, but never have i been in a serious, committed relationship.

and why should i, anyway? i'm far too young to not test the playing field as much as possible, and i've yet to meet a girl who's worth my undivided commitment


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I hate you, I really, really do
Who /haventspokentoagirlin7years/ here?


 
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Oh, it's a really long story. It goes something like this.






















































































































































































































































































































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Yeah. Never again.