AMA Had the worst sexual performance om my life this morning.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 11, 2016, 08:51:38 PM

3 minutes. I've never gone that short of a time before. Just put it in, got my rhythm down, and next thing I know I'm making the O face.

Al Baghdadi said she tried something new, but won't tell me what she did.

Jim · September 11, 2016, 08:54:26 PM

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Ushan · September 11, 2016, 08:55:24 PM

She's a witch?

SecondClass · September 11, 2016, 08:59:33 PM

succubi

Verbatim · September 11, 2016, 09:01:40 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 11, 2016, 08:59:33 PM

succubi

GASP, i just realized why they're called "succubi"

first they succ u

and then u say bi (to your sul)

Yu · September 11, 2016, 09:02:39 PM

Embarrassing.

SecondClass · September 11, 2016, 09:03:39 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 11, 2016, 09:01:40 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 11, 2016, 08:59:33 PM
succubi
GASP, i just realized why they're called "succubi"

first they succ u

and then u say bi (to your sul)

it all makes sense now omg

MyNameIsCharlie · September 11, 2016, 09:06:08 PM

But I'm a ginger. I have no soul to steal.

Dietrich Six · September 11, 2016, 11:44:56 PM

I've two pump dumped before. Pussy was like a furnace, had to consider my life choices afterward.

Alternative Facts · September 12, 2016, 12:02:11 AM

Disgusting

Mmmmm Napalm · September 12, 2016, 02:54:19 PM

YouTube

Zonda · September 12, 2016, 06:47:07 PM

charlie sex thread #5,000

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2016, 11:27:11 PM

Quote from: Zonda on September 12, 2016, 06:47:07 PM

charlie sex thread #5,000

I thought I would be over 9,000

R o c k e t · September 13, 2016, 03:22:35 AM

Quote from: Varg on September 13, 2016, 02:08:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2016, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: Zonda on September 12, 2016, 06:47:07 PM
charlie sex thread #5,000

I thought I would be over 9,000
you only have about 5000 posts

exactly 5,118 of them are about sex

Mattie G Indahouse · September 13, 2016, 03:39:07 AM

I thought your worst was not being able to get an erection?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 13, 2016, 07:18:06 AM

Quote from: GMOs wont harm you on September 13, 2016, 03:39:07 AM

I thought your worst was not being able to get an erection?

That wasn't me who got whiskey dick.

Tackel · September 13, 2016, 11:39:23 AM

I guess your wife was right in leaving.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 13, 2016, 12:30:59 PM

Quote from: Dapper Droid on September 13, 2016, 11:39:23 AM

I guess your wife was right in leaving.

At least I get laid

Naru · September 13, 2016, 12:44:59 PM

tfw i wish i can have sex at will like chad

tfw no gf

why live

September 13, 2016, 02:19:40 PM

Sex is probably the only part of Charlie's relationship but he can't even keep it up.

True Turquoise · September 13, 2016, 02:35:18 PM

Charlie vs the Virgins

MyNameIsCharlie · September 13, 2016, 05:51:53 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Quitonm on September 13, 2016, 02:19:40 PM

Sex is probably the only part of Charlie's relationship but he can't even keep it up.

With this new magic trick Al Baghdadi tried, this is now a true statement. Get it up, start fucking and nut before a commercial break ends.

It was also a MASSIVE load. I'm kinda torn if I want her to do it again. I came like I did an all nighter, but in half the time of a quickie.

Mattie G Indahouse · September 14, 2016, 03:36:22 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 13, 2016, 07:18:06 AM

Quote from: GMOs wont harm you on September 13, 2016, 03:39:07 AM
I thought your worst was not being able to get an erection?

That wasn't me who got whiskey dick.

You sure you didn't? When Cam made that remark you stormed off from this site for months.

🂿 · September 15, 2016, 12:28:32 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 13, 2016, 12:30:59 PM

Quote from: Dapper Droid on September 13, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
I guess your wife was right in leaving.

At least I get laid

Yet you still have a hard time getting your dick up.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 15, 2016, 07:58:22 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 15, 2016, 12:28:32 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 13, 2016, 12:30:59 PM
Quote from: Dapper Droid on September 13, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
I guess your wife was right in leaving.

At least I get laid

Yet you still have a hard time getting your dick up.

Only with your mom. Bitch needs to brush her teeth and lose some weight

Dopameme · September 15, 2016, 10:14:35 AM

ha i feel where you're coming from with this on a personal level...when i go for extended periods of time without having sex or an orgasm, and then go back at it, there's a 90% chance i'll finish in less than 5 minutes...

but the real challenge is being able to fake it well enough and keep going so that your partner doesn't even notice anything happened 😉