>mfw kid throws an egg at my car

BC · October 31, 2014, 08:35:30 PM

>stop light going to a party
>Civic pulls up
>Rice levels over 9000
>window goes down
>egg hits passenger side window
>light goes green
>he tries to run away
>lolno.jpg
>his window is still open
>my passenger throws a stink bomb into car
>Civic immediately goes off the road, driver runs out coughing
>GG no Rez

Happy Halloween motherfuckers

Mat Cauthon · October 31, 2014, 08:37:56 PM

Nice one.

path1k · October 31, 2014, 08:42:18 PM

Hfw when you throw a frag grenade.

BC · October 31, 2014, 08:43:43 PM

Quote from: path1k on October 31, 2014, 08:42:18 PM

Hfw when you throw a frag grenade.

Tactical WMD

Assassin 11D7 · October 31, 2014, 08:53:46 PM

pipe bombs are always a good idea.

Mat Cauthon · October 31, 2014, 08:55:16 PM

Seeing as we're headed that way, Irish Car Bomb next time.
And I don't mean the drink.

Jono · October 31, 2014, 08:55:34 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

Sandtrap · October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM

You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.

BC · October 31, 2014, 09:00:53 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM

You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.

Chinese pizza cleaver

Sandtrap · October 31, 2014, 09:01:28 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 31, 2014, 09:00:53 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.

Chinese pizza cleaver

It's a chinese cleaver. But I use it for cutting whole pizzas. Chinese pizza cleaver.

BC · October 31, 2014, 09:01:46 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 09:01:28 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 31, 2014, 09:00:53 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.

Chinese pizza cleaver

It's a chinese cleaver. But I use it for cutting whole pizzas. Chinese pizza cleaver.

Ah

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 31, 2014, 09:02:33 PM

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BC · October 31, 2014, 09:07:54 PM

Quote from: 不気味なねこ on October 31, 2014, 09:02:33 PM

MFW I thought this was a BC thread

It is?

Assassin 11D7 · October 31, 2014, 09:13:10 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM

You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.

Kill them Sandy.
Kill them all.

Luis · October 31, 2014, 10:14:38 PM

Sandtrap · October 31, 2014, 10:25:47 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 31, 2014, 09:13:10 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.
Kill them Sandy.
Kill them all.

I shall throw my dead cactus at them.

JQUEEEEZZZYYY · October 31, 2014, 11:08:40 PM

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Republicunt · October 31, 2014, 11:13:27 PM

>no pics
>still tries to convince people he has an expensive supercar

BC · October 31, 2014, 11:52:36 PM

Quote from: Republicunt on October 31, 2014, 11:13:27 PM

>no pics
>still tries to convince people he has an expensive supercar

>is a bitch
>is referring to myself

Seriously guys, let's ban this BC kid

BC · October 31, 2014, 11:52:59 PM

Quote from: JQUEEEEZZZYYY on October 31, 2014, 11:08:40 PM

Really? Is that the best story you can come up with?

Yuopppp
Your back my lovely!

Erives · November 01, 2014, 02:06:34 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 10:25:47 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 31, 2014, 09:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.

Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.
Kill them Sandy.
Kill them all.

I shall throw my dead cactus at them.

tie them up and leave them there all night.

Zonda · November 01, 2014, 04:48:17 AM

Probably increased the net value of the riced civic by 10,000%.

JQUEEEEZZZYYY · November 01, 2014, 08:01:23 AM

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BrenMan 94 · November 01, 2014, 08:30:23 AM

Reminds me of the time I threw a cup of iced tea into a Mitsubishi back in May.

Statefarm · November 01, 2014, 08:44:41 AM

Still had his window open...rookie mistake

Risay117 · November 01, 2014, 11:59:56 AM

Nice one, wish i was there. It must have been fun.