Hfw when you throw a frag grenade.
You know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.
Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PMYou know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.Chinese pizza cleaver
Quote from: BC1096 on October 31, 2014, 09:00:53 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PMYou know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.Chinese pizza cleaverIt's a chinese cleaver. But I use it for cutting whole pizzas. Chinese pizza cleaver.
MFW I thought this was a BC thread
Quote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PMYou know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.Kill them Sandy.Kill them all.
>no pics>still tries to convince people he has an expensive supercar
Really? Is that the best story you can come up with?
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 31, 2014, 09:13:10 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on October 31, 2014, 08:58:33 PMYou know, sometimes late night kids stop by my place, and fuck around with plants in my mothers garden? They even took one of my plants, smashed its pot, and ran over the cactus in it.Not tonight. If I see any mother fuckers setting foot near my property, I'm stepping out with my trusty chinese pizza cleaver.Kill them Sandy.Kill them all.I shall throw my dead cactus at them.