>late to class
>get to stairs
>morning announcements come on
>everyone please rise for the pledge of alleigence
>some toolshed teacher standing in the middle of the fucking stairway
>tells me to stand still
>lolwhat
>not even a flag in the room
>whatever I'm late to class
>get past him
>what's your name you ungrateful brat
>my name
>my name is maximus decimus meridius and I'm late to class
>"you know I should bring you to the vice principal'
>laugh
>keep walking
>hfw
>be me