I have told you in the past that I share a name with the main character of the office, Michael Scott.
This is untrue.

I have told you before that I a a poor member of the lower class.
This is also untrue.

I have even gone so far as to say I am not a nigger.
This is perhaps only half a lie.

Sep7afriends, my real name is Barack Hussein Obama II, I am 53 years old, and a member of the Illuminati.

This, is Jackass.

Didn't realized you had said any of that stuff.