Dream I had last night.

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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.
There were dinosaurs causing havoc in my town. People were being attacked and what not. I went full on British safari hunter. Like "Come on Mbelle, let us retire to the lodge and prepare the rifles."

On the way back a transfers Tyranasaur started chasing me. I made it into the house before it got to me. This was excellent because of my new 45-70. I ran excitedly to my safe as the trex ambled around the area. But when I got to my safe I couldn't remember my combination. 4th try and I was locked out. All I felt was immense sadness. I got cock blocked from a trex trophy by my safe.

Just thought I'd let you guys know
Last Edit: October 21, 2015, 05:31:52 PM by Kernel Kraut


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Remember: gun safes get you killed when dinosaurs roam the streets.


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My stupidity is self evident.
>gun safes

>Not having a bed rack and ammunition on your night stand