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Describe your first ejaculation experience.

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Was like, ten. hardly remember it, but I recall being thoroughly confused by the pulsing. Doubt anything that wasn't clear came out.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:08:53 PM
Was like, ten. hardly remember it, but I recall being thoroughly confused by the pulsing. Doubt anything that wasn't clear came out.


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Don't remember but it was good.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:08:53 PM
Was like, ten. hardly remember it, but I recall being thoroughly confused by the pulsing. Doubt anything that wasn't clear came out.

 
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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
 when Charmander evolved I just let loose
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Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
i was 12 and i had just pulled off my first quickscope in mw2

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Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

 
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Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.

 
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I was like 12 and i was just curious and I thought i was about to piss but then I came i was great.

 
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fuck you
I'm not telling this to you lot.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 25, 2014, 07:33:10 PM
I'm not telling this to you lot.
Cuz you don't.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
I've already repressed that memory, so I'm not too sure.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:40:07 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
...

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:40:07 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.

 
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Alright. You all wanna know? Okay then.

13.

Wet Dream.

Enough said.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:40:07 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.
Wait... hold the fuck on...  so you're telling me...


Deci knows girls?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:45:55 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:40:07 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grapes on September 25, 2014, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 07:22:25 PM
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.
Wait... hold the fuck on...  so you're telling me...


Deci knows girls?

Duh.

Well more like knew now. I pretty much talk my one female friend who's my best friend.

I should try making more friends, but not too many. Large crowds are the worst.

Edit: What did you think I was some kind of shy motherfucker? I talk to girls very often at my college. Almost daily even. I'm not shy at all.
Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 07:51:45 PM by Decimator Omega

 
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>Be me
>11 years old
>Stumble on to pornographic website
>WTFisthisshit.jpg
>See woman jacking guy off
>Stuff comes out
>WTFboom.avi
>Decide to try it out myself
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>"Am I doing it right?"
>Clear stuff comes out after ten minutes
>itshappening.gif
>Play with clear stuff for half an hour
>Decide to do this every once in a while
Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 07:58:14 PM by BrenMan 94

 
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I don't remember, though I probably was 11 or 12.

 
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