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probably my least favorite english word


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probably my least favorite english word
hey verb, I was walking around and I found this.



I like the front of the building more. Someone else took the photo below.

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This thread reminds me of what used to get posted on BUNGiE.net by the immature new account until he got banned.


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This thread reminds me of what used to get posted on BUNGiE.net by the immature new account until he got banned.
Those were really the days


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probably my least favorite english word

What about cuck. That's got an awful ring to it.

Or moist.

It was very moist in the verbatim bookstore.



 
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probably my least favorite english word
What about cuck. That's got an awful ring to it.

Or moist.

It was very moist in the verbatim bookstore.
"moist" seems to be everyone's go-to for unpleasant words, but idk, it never really bothered me that much
i honestly think "wet" might be worse

cuck is pretty bad, though, with cuckold being even worse


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Cuck is a fun word though

Just try yelling it

Cuck!


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you know what else is a fun word

blubber

thats my favorite word ever


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probably my least favorite english word

What's your favorite


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probably my least favorite english word
What's your favorite
when i first learned what it was, i loved it so much that i made it my username

Also describe in a bulleted list why the word "cum" is your least favorite word in the English lexicon
i actually don't know if it's my least favorite word, but it's way down there

  • I'm usually opposed to disliking words for their meanings, because it's not the word's fault that we've defined it that way, but I take exception to this word because I really hate thinking about semen, and that's what the word makes me think of
  • General dislike of any sexual slang words (I don't have as much of a problem with "semen" because it sounds more clinical, but it's still not great—it's a rare instance of a concept that I would prefer to talk about euphemistically, if at all)
  • Homophones with "come," which opens the door for a lot of obnoxious and sophomoric puns
  • Homonyms with the the Latin word "cum," making it impossible to think of common terms like "cum laude," or even everyday words like "cumbersome," "cumulative," or "cucumber," without also thinking of semen (I also feel bad for anyone whose last name is "Cummings")
  • Phonetically, it sounds excessively blunt and vulgar, almost as gross and unpleasant as the substance it is defined as
  • General bias against any 3-letter words, especially when two of them are my least favorite letters
  • "C" is the most vestigial letter in the English alphabet, needed only for the "ch-" sound (which it needs the "H" for); every other C-related noise could be replaced with "K" or "S"
  • "U" is the ugliest vowel; synesthetically, I've always associated it with a pale pink hue, like a pig, and I conceptually associate it with things like stupidity and filth (disclaimer: pigs are actually rather intelligent and clean animals, but due to childhood associations, I still unfairly tend to file pigs under "filthy" and "stupid")
  • "M" is a letter I don't necessarily have beef with, but it's not doing the word any favors here, because it's a soft bilabial following a harsh voiceless velar plosive, almost like the word is proud and welcoming of its own vulgarity
  • Posseses no redeeming qualities; for all the things I dislike about it, I'm unable to think of anything that I do like about it, which, in itself, is another thing to dislike about it

the biggest reasons would have to be its tendency to destroy words that are phonetically adjacent to it—if someone calls to me, and i say "i'm coming," i always wince internally and brace myself for some kind of stupid cum joke, which never happens, but when it does, i can't wait to cringe at them to let them know just how unfunny and disgusting they are
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probably my least favorite english word
What's your favorite
when i first learned what it was, i loved it so much that i made it my username

Also describe in a bulleted list why the word "cum" is your least favorite word in the English lexicon
i actually don't know if it's my least favorite word, but it's way down there

  • I'm usually opposed to disliking words for their meanings, because it's not the word's fault that we've defined it that way, but I take exception to this word because I really hate thinking about semen, and that's what the word makes me think of
  • General dislike of any sexual slang words (I don't have as much of a problem with "semen" because it sounds more clinical, but it's still not great—it's a rare instance of a concept that I would prefer to talk about euphemistically, if at all)
  • Homophones with "come," which opens the door for a lot of obnoxious and sophomoric puns
  • Homonyms with the the Latin word "cum," making it impossible to think of common terms like "cum laude," or even everyday words like "cumbersome," "cumulative," or "cucumber," without also thinking of semen (I also feel bad for anyone whose last name is "Cummings")
  • Phonetically, it sounds excessively blunt and vulgar, almost as gross and unpleasant as the substance it is defined as
  • General bias against any 3-letter words, especially when two of them are my least favorite letters
  • "C" is the most vestigial letter in the English alphabet, needed only for the "ch-" sound (which it needs the "H" for); every other C-related noise could be replaced with "K" or "S"
  • "U" is the ugliest vowel; synesthetically, I've always associated it with a pale pink hue, like a pig, and I conceptually associate it with things like stupidity and filth (disclaimer: pigs are actually rather intelligent and clean animals, but due to childhood associations, I still unfairly tend to file pigs under "filthy" and "stupid")
  • "M" is a letter I don't necessarily have beef with, but it's not doing the word any favors here, because it's a soft bilabial following a harsh voiceless velar plosive, almost like the word is proud and welcoming of its own vulgarity
  • Posseses no redeeming qualities; for all the things I dislike about it, I'm unable to think of anything that I do like about it, which, in itself, is another thing to dislike about it

the biggest reasons would have to be its tendency to destroy words that are phonetically adjacent to it—if someone calls to me, and i say "i'm coming," i always wince internally and brace myself for some kind of stupid cum joke, which never happens, but when it does, i can't wait to cringe at them to let them know just how unfunny and disgusting they are

I would have to agree
Come is such a common word in English and I can't hear it anymore without thinking of cum


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probably my least favorite english word
What about cuck. That's got an awful ring to it.

Or moist.

It was very moist in the verbatim bookstore.
"moist" seems to be everyone's go-to for unpleasant words, but idk, it never really bothered me that much
i honestly think "wet" might be worse

cuck is pretty bad, though, with cuckold being even worse

Hey, this just begs the question.

What's objectively worse?

Cum or Jizz?

I haven't heard it used in a long time, but I feel like jizz takes the crown, if only because it sounds like the slang stoners would use.


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probably my least favorite english word
What's your favorite
when i first learned what it was, i loved it so much that i made it my username

Also describe in a bulleted list why the word "cum" is your least favorite word in the English lexicon
i actually don't know if it's my least favorite word, but it's way down there

  • I'm usually opposed to disliking words for their meanings, because it's not the word's fault that we've defined it that way, but I take exception to this word because I really hate thinking about semen, and that's what the word makes me think of
  • General dislike of any sexual slang words (I don't have as much of a problem with "semen" because it sounds more clinical, but it's still not great—it's a rare instance of a concept that I would prefer to talk about euphemistically, if at all)
  • Homophones with "come," which opens the door for a lot of obnoxious and sophomoric puns
  • Homonyms with the the Latin word "cum," making it impossible to think of common terms like "cum laude," or even everyday words like "cumbersome," "cumulative," or "cucumber," without also thinking of semen (I also feel bad for anyone whose last name is "Cummings")
  • Phonetically, it sounds excessively blunt and vulgar, almost as gross and unpleasant as the substance it is defined as
  • General bias against any 3-letter words, especially when two of them are my least favorite letters
  • "C" is the most vestigial letter in the English alphabet, needed only for the "ch-" sound (which it needs the "H" for); every other C-related noise could be replaced with "K" or "S"
  • "U" is the ugliest vowel; synesthetically, I've always associated it with a pale pink hue, like a pig, and I conceptually associate it with things like stupidity and filth (disclaimer: pigs are actually rather intelligent and clean animals, but due to childhood associations, I still unfairly tend to file pigs under "filthy" and "stupid")
  • "M" is a letter I don't necessarily have beef with, but it's not doing the word any favors here, because it's a soft bilabial following a harsh voiceless velar plosive, almost like the word is proud and welcoming of its own vulgarity
  • Posseses no redeeming qualities; for all the things I dislike about it, I'm unable to think of anything that I do like about it, which, in itself, is another thing to dislike about it

the biggest reasons would have to be its tendency to destroy words that are phonetically adjacent to it—if someone calls to me, and i say "i'm coming," i always wince internally and brace myself for some kind of stupid cum joke, which never happens, but when it does, i can't wait to cringe at them to let them know just how unfunny and disgusting they are

I would have to agree
Come is such a common word in English and I can't hear it anymore without thinking of cum

Probably have the internet to thank for that, I think. Maybe it's just me, but cum's one of those things that's filled vocabularies over the last decade or so.

Then you've got the wonderful offshoots like cummies :P :P, and everybody's favorite, I'm coming daddy!  :D :D


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I hate girls that call their vagina "coochie"

Just say pussy for fucks sake


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I hate girls that call their vagina "coochie"

Just say pussy for fucks sake

I hate the word pussy. Say vagina.

Im also in agreement with verbatim, I hate the term cum


 
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Hey, this just begs the question.

What's objectively worse?

Cum or Jizz?

I haven't heard it used in a long time, but I feel like jizz takes the crown, if only because it sounds like the slang stoners would use.
"jizz" isn't great, but it has a couple things going for it

it features two of my favorite sounds when used for "silly" words in the language (a voiced palatal approximant "J" and voiced alveolar fricative "Z"), and brings to mind words like "jolt" and "sizzle," which are words that definitely match the feelings associated with having an orgasm

unlike most sexual slang terms, there's a certain biting humor to the word that brings light to the clumsy, unflattering, and animalistic nature of the male orgasm (for a perfect example of this, throw yourself back to "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island)—and that, i can somewhat get behind, but it's still not a word that i would ever find myself using

I hate the word pussy. Say vagina.
"vagina" is a horrible word—women to me are in the unfortunate position of having no words for their sexual organs that don't sound either excessively dirty or excessively clinical

"penis" is also fairly clinical, and i don't necessarily love how "dick" sounds, but at least it's a monosyllabic word—"vagina" possesses three of the grossest-sounding syllables in the language, and the fact that it ruins my favorite letter/sound in the process ("V") just sends me over the line

in polite conversation, i generally default to "privates," which has the added benefit of being gender neutral

and would you look at that? it has both a "P" and a "V" together, i literally just noticed that. that's quite nice
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I hate girls that call their vagina "coochie"

Just say pussy for fucks sake

I hate the word pussy. Say vagina.
I hate the word vagina, just say “whooha”.


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women to me are in the unfortunate position of having no words for their sexual organs that don't sound either excessively dirty or excessively clinical

We truly live in a society


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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.


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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.

Cunt is worse than pussy


 
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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.
probably my fault


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Hey, this just begs the question.

What's objectively worse?

Cum or Jizz?

I haven't heard it used in a long time, but I feel like jizz takes the crown, if only because it sounds like the slang stoners would use.
"jizz" isn't great, but it has a couple things going for it

it features two of my favorite sounds when used for "silly" words in the language (a voiced palatal approximant "J" and voiced alveolar fricative "Z"), and brings to mind words like "jolt" and "sizzle," which are words that definitely match the feelings associated with having an orgasm

unlike most sexual slang terms, there's a certain biting humor to the word that brings light to the clumsy, unflattering, and animalistic nature of the male orgasm (for a perfect example of this, throw yourself back to "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island)—and that, i can somewhat get behind, but it's still not a word that i would ever find myself using

I hate the word pussy. Say vagina.
"vagina" is a horrible word—women to me are in the unfortunate position of having no words for their sexual organs that don't sound either excessively dirty or excessively clinical

"penis" is also fairly clinical, and i don't necessarily love how "dick" sounds, but at least it's a monosyllabic word—"vagina" possesses three of the grossest-sounding syllables in the language, and the fact that it ruins my favorite letter/sound in the process ("V") just sends me over the line

in polite conversation, i generally default to "privates," which has the added benefit of being gender neutral

and would you look at that? it has both a "P" and a "V" together, i literally just noticed that. that's quite nice

Go figure. I always thought vagina had an awful ring to it but couldn't place why. Too clinical's on the money.


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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.
probably my fault

My SO's favorite insult was calling something a cunt. Between her vocab and  what I remember of yous, I think I probably associate it with an insult or funny term than anything sexual or clinical.


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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.
probably my fault

My SO's favorite insult was calling something a cunt. Between her vocab and  what I remember of yous, I think I probably associate it with an insult or funny term than anything sexual or clinical.

Since when did you get an SO


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tbh I think cunt is the term for female.genitals that I find the least gross sounding.
probably my fault

My SO's favorite insult was calling something a cunt. Between her vocab and  what I remember of yous, I think I probably associate it with an insult or funny term than anything sexual or clinical.

Since when did you get an SO

Ah. Long time ago. Met her when I was fourteen. She's been dead for nine years now.