AMA Allergic to meat??

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 08:06:31 AM

Found out I'm most likely not gluten intolerant (I find out for sure on Thursday) but instead I'm allergic to pork, beef, and lamb.

Guess who's got to be semi-vegetarian from now until forever? This chick.

Getting stabbed with 100 needles in your back is NOT fun.

The allergen specialist was really excited to see that allergic reaction on my back too. He said it was rare to be allergic to meat, and now I'm a special snowflake. fml.

All in all I guess it's better for my health (despite the allergy) to avoid red meats and pork. It's just not as tasty of a life without them. RIP bi-monthly steak dinners. RIP freshly made pork ramen. RIP delicious Gyros.

Casper · December 13, 2016, 08:14:47 AM

Just go buy an epipen and then stuff your face

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · December 13, 2016, 08:17:13 AM

i guess you're not allergic to human so i think you may have found a good alternative

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 08:42:31 AM

Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2016, 08:14:47 AM

Just go buy an epipen and then stuff your face

It destroys my stomach and makes me really sick. I had beef tacos last night (I even used gluten free tortillas) and it was terrible. I have to finish up what groceries we have left, because I don't want to waste it, but damn that was horrible.

Plus epipens are like $400 a piece!

True Turquoise · December 13, 2016, 08:45:44 AM

That's actually kind of shitty lol

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · December 13, 2016, 09:29:40 AM

The most important type of meat is not on the ban list ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
All is good bby

Dietrich Six · December 13, 2016, 09:32:48 AM

Chicken is best meat anyway

i am karjala takaisin · December 13, 2016, 09:37:14 AM

well looks like verb's technology works

Bonewheel Barry · December 13, 2016, 10:10:06 AM

Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

Plus, you can always have fried fish or shrimp.

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 10:24:41 AM

Quote from: Bonewheel Barry on December 13, 2016, 10:10:06 AM

Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

Plus, you can always have fried fish or shrimp.

That is true. I guess I lucked out especially since I don't think I'm gluten intolerant. If I'm both that's going to suck hard. It's easier to avoid beef and pork than it is to avoid wheat, barley, and rye.

Coomer · December 13, 2016, 10:53:22 AM

I like your profile pic

challengerX · December 13, 2016, 11:40:37 AM

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Verbatim · December 13, 2016, 11:41:57 AM

How fortunate.

DAS B00T x2 · December 13, 2016, 12:40:40 PM

Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption

Verbatim · December 13, 2016, 12:43:54 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 13, 2016, 12:40:40 PM

Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption

don't you mean quadruple

Aether · December 13, 2016, 12:52:57 PM

Do you know what exactly in the meat that you're allergic to? Any specific protein?

Some people are allergic to casein in milk and it leads to them mistakenly believing they're lactose-intolerant.

Also, welcome to my diet. Birds and fish are the only meats I eat.

DAS B00T x2 · December 13, 2016, 12:53:58 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 13, 2016, 12:43:54 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 13, 2016, 12:40:40 PM
Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption
don't you mean quadruple

Good call. I wasn't thinking there.

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 01:04:19 PM

Quote from: Aether on December 13, 2016, 12:52:57 PM

Do you know what exactly in the meat that you're allergic to? Any specific protein?

Some people are allergic to casein in milk and it leads to them mistakenly believing they're lactose-intolerant.

Also, welcome to my diet. Birds and fish are the only meats I eat.

I'm most allergic to pork, then lamb, and then beef. It could be the alpha-gal that I could be allergic to, but I have not been bit by any ticks in over 10 years. It could also be related to my cat allergy that I found out that I have. I'm never sniffly/sneezy/itchy around cats, so I was surprised to find out how bad of an allergic reason I had to cats. It's called the Pork-cat syndrome and basically affects women in their late twenties who are allergic to cats. It can get so bad eating pork can kill you like a peanut allergy. I really hope I don't have that lol

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 01:06:53 PM

Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2016, 11:40:37 AM

Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.

don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!

ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.

Doctor Doom · December 13, 2016, 01:29:25 PM

Quote from: Bonewheel Barry on December 13, 2016, 10:10:06 AM

Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

There are no acceptable substitutes for a good steak.

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 01:33:27 PM

Quote from: DIO on December 13, 2016, 01:29:25 PM

Quote from: Bonewheel Barry on December 13, 2016, 10:10:06 AM
Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

There are no acceptable substitutes for a good steak.

You are so right!

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 01:43:44 PM

Quote from: Ｖａｒｇ on December 13, 2016, 01:39:23 PM

Quote from: Kitsahri on December 13, 2016, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2016, 11:40:37 AM
Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.

don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!

ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.
I read that as children and fish at first and was really confused for half a second

haha yeah I need break the old habit of luring kids into my house made of candy and cooking them in ovens.

challengerX · December 13, 2016, 02:05:15 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · December 13, 2016, 02:12:02 PM

Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.

Jono · December 13, 2016, 02:23:33 PM

Only the weak are allergic to things

Dietrich Six · December 13, 2016, 02:24:07 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 13, 2016, 02:12:02 PM

Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.

Peepaw used to grill em up real nice. Used this fancy shit called "seasoning".

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 03:15:01 PM

Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2016, 02:05:15 PM

Quote from: Kitsahri on December 13, 2016, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2016, 11:40:37 AM
Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.

don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!

ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.
I'm just suggesting meat a trump voter would enjoy

Oh so this is my punishment for voting for Trump. I should have known!

Kitsune 狐 · December 13, 2016, 03:17:07 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 13, 2016, 02:24:07 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 13, 2016, 02:12:02 PM
Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.

Peepaw used to grill em up real nice. Used this fancy shit called "seasoning".

ew

Korra · December 13, 2016, 04:16:23 PM

being allergic to meat is like being autistic

you autist

challengerX · December 13, 2016, 04:26:27 PM

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